You know you own a BIG dog when...
Not sure if this has been posted before but I thought it was funny:D
*you tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair.
*it takes 3 people to get your dog on the scale at the vets.
*you walk your dog and everyone knows him by name, but you have no idea who these people are.
*you own a dog capable of pulling someone from a porta potty.
*your dog can hide an entire tennis ball (among other things) fully inside his lips and give you that innocent look that says, "What? I'm not eating anything!"
*you carry a tape measure with you when shopping for a new vehicle.
*you keep at least one colorcoded "drool towel" in every room of your house.
*after banishing your husband, the snoring in your bedroom still keeps you awake.
*you are hiking with a friend who later suggests that you ought to have an environmental impact statement done on your dog. *you toss your dog a ball and cringe when he almost hits his head on the top of the doorway.
*you take your dog for a ride and he rests his head on your arm, causing you to make random right turns.
*you have given up on water dishes and you just use the bathtub.
*your two dogs decide to play in the house, and they end up pulling the ceiling fan down for the second time.
*you have to move over when brushing your teeth because your dog wants a drink.
*you show a picture of your dogs and kids together, and the first person you point out is your dog.
*while stopped at a stop light, everyone stares as your car rocks back and forth because the dog is panting out the window.
*you go to vacuum your car and most of the fur is up there on the ceiling.
*the monthly dog budget exceeds your home mortgage payment.
*your veterinarian has been able to put in a swimming pool, build a large home, buy jet skis and a personal plan.
*you have had to train your dog not to lick dishes, and the dishes are in the sink.
*the donuts you put on top of the refrigerator are gone when you get home and your dog has powdered sugar on his nose.
*your dog can see what you're cooking, and he tries to assist you in the preparation.
*you're holding him straddled between your legs when the doorbell rings, and you find yourself quickly transported straight to the frontdoor.
*the pizza delivery people arrange to meet you at the end of the sidewalk.
*your dog stands in your lap and reaches over you to stick his head in the drive-through window at McDonald's and nearly gives the cashier a heart attack when she turns around to give you your change.
*you purchase a large screen TV and you still can't see the program when he stands in front of the television.
Some of these are soooo true at our house
:p
Re: You know you own a BIG dog when...
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Originally posted by anna_66
*your dog stands in your lap and reaches over you to stick his head in the drive-through window at McDonald's and nearly gives the cashier a heart attack when she turns around to give you your change.
LOL!!! Meeka does that ALL the time! But usually they give her a bone! lol
Re: You know you own a BIG dog when...
Quote:
Originally posted by anna_66
*your dog stands in your lap and reaches over you
to stick his head in the drive-through window at McDonald's
and nearly gives the cashier a heart attack when
she turns around to give you your change.
:p
:D
If Dad's not *watchin* purdy close...
Ole Cinder can get BOFF Frunt Feet anna Head
INside da MickeyD's winnow!
LAST Tyme I dun it - "our" bag a Burgerz was sittin onna counter
whilst da Gurl wuz fetchin da Friez...
She came back an didda big *:eek:* when she set da Fries
on toppa my HEAD - which wuz burried inna baggie *sniffin* Burgerz!
Friez flew ebberywhere!
But we gotz a *free* bagga Cookiez outta dat capur!
:D :D
