The War on Chair-orism, whose goal is merely human occupation of the Chair Territory, has had minor setbacks. General Mowgli of the Catistan forces has been stepping up his attacks on the Chair Territory. The human occupation, which has managed peaceful co-existance in the past with Catistani forces has found that when temporarily pulling back, General Mowgli moves in for a complete take-over. The human occupation setbacks began last night when General Mowgli called in reinforcements from General Zelda of Catraq.
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Their combined forces proved to be enough to repel the human occupation for a time, but as soon as they felt confident enough to slacken their hold on the Chair Territory, human occupation returned.
A delegate of the human occupation had this to say about the combined forces of Zelda and Mowgli. "It was an utter assault of cuteness! I was certain we were going to have to give up and go to bed, but then they just up and left!"
General Zelda, in a brief meeting, took the time to answer questions about the union with Catistani forces. "It was plain and simple revenge. After losing in a brief skirmish with the human occupation in Bath, I needed to do something to make up ground."
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General Mowgli declined to comment.
The human occupation once more has control of the Chair territory, but how long control will be maintained in such a tenuous position remains to be seen. If General Mowgli and General Zelda continue their alliance (according to the human occupation delegate), then the human occupation may have to begin negotiations with the enemy forces. The human occupation is currently stocking up on Whisker Lickin's and Temptations in preparation for negotiations.
