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Deck the halls with fake fur mousies
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
Mess up the entire housey
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
Don we now, our sweet demeanor
meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
Blame the dog and eat his dinner
Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!\\
Anyone want to make a second verse?
Tuxluvr - so cute - I sang it to myself and it's really, really, cute - sorry - not talented enough to create a second verse :p
I'm sure Zippy-kat will come up with something :D
originally posted by Caper & Kitty:
<STRONG> Kitchen was upside down, picture frame on the floor, glass was in a millions of pieces, some of my clothes at the bedroom was on the floor, their dry food bowl was moere or less upside down too, and the dry food everywhere...</STRONG>
(dedicated to Casper & Kitty ;))
"Hey Casper! let's wreck the house!"
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
Onto the floor comes Mom's new blouse-
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
"Hey Kitty, let's climb the tree..."
meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
"Casper, please... I asked you to wait for me!"
Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!
Here we go, we're climbing up...
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
"Hey, Kitty? I think I'm stuck!"
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
At the top, this is it--
meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
*CRASH, BANG, BOOM* Mom's gonna through a fit!
Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!
"To the bathroom--let's run fast!"
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
"If she catches us, she'll bust our...tails!"
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
Here we are, we made it safely!
meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
Hurry! Quick! Let's look lazy!
Meow mew meow mew meow, mew, mew.... mew...... mew!!!!!
Pro: It's magnificent and really sounds like our dear Casper and Kitty.
Con: I laughed so hard I hurt myself.
Well done, Zippy-Kat. 5 stars!
Zippy 7 tuxluver, you guys are too funny!!! Great job!
There is real talent on this site. Excellent! :D
.......wayne
Ahh zippy, I bow to the superior Bard!
Very funny! thanks for answering the challenge!
[ December 04, 2001: Message edited by: tuxluvr ]
Quote:
Originally posted by tuxluvr:
<STRONG>Ahh zippy, I bow to the superior Bard!
Very funny! thanks for answering the challenge!
[ December 04, 2001: Message edited by: tuxluvr ]</STRONG>
Tuxluvr...I absolutely love the sneaky kitty eatin' the pup's dinner! Sounds like something my guys would do! lol
No, not superior in any means!!! :o
This is so fun! I'm glad you started it!! We'll have to put our heads together and come up with some more!! :D
Spencer's Christmas Carol
My dad brought home a semi-feral.
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
A trip to the vet & now he's sterile.
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
He's so cute he makes me choke-
meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
Just wait til I get him by the throat!
Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!
Orange and white, he looks like me.
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
But a dork, he'll always be.
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
You should know, I'm top cat!
meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
Mess with me I'll knock you flat!
Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!
Ernie you're a big ol' bore,
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
Wish Dad'd take you back to the store!
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
Just for that, I'll have you know...
meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
Dad's no longer allowed at the Hoooommmmeeee Deeepoooooottttt!!
(Says me, Spencer the Lion *THE* top cat!)
Let's see if you guys can guess this one!
I'm the mystery kat you'll never see.
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
Cos my dad won't post pictures of me!
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
2 dogs I have for my siblings
meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
On my ear bonez they are nibbling.
Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!
I'm gonna swat 'em in the face!
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
*Hmph* Dogs are always such a disgrace.
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
Know who I am? I'll bet you're guessing!
meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
Ask me now and quit your stressing!
Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!
Ok guys, know who it is?! ;)
PHRED'S FUR KID, BOOTS THE KAT!!! Nice job Zippy!!!!!
Wow! What talented peoples we have participating on this board.
Re. Zippy's mystery poem well done. Me three: it's Phred's Boots!!!
Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas Tree
You look like a big cat toy
Oh, Christmas tree, oh Christmas Tree
I'm planning such a neat ploy!
Your limbs I'll shred, your lights unthread
Your ornaments found in mom's bed
Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas Tree
I just can't wait to climb thee!
Up on the counter
Puss cats pause
Sniff at the bowl and
extend claws.
Oh ho ho, who wouldn't go?
Oh ho ho, who wouldn't go?
Up on the counter
click click click
Now let's jump off quick, quick, quick.
Here is a morsel to sniff and smell
Dip in a paw and stir it well.
Is it for eating or just to shred?
Let's go hide it under the bed!
Oh ho ho, who wouldn't go?
Oh ho ho, who wouldn't go?
Up on the counter
click click click
Now let's jump off quick, quick, quick.
[ December 04, 2001: Message edited by: AmberLee ]
APPLAUSE APPLAUSE APPLAUSE!!! Great one Amber!!!! :D :D
Some of these are marvelous. I really love yours, Tuxlover! Maybe we should bind them for a sing-a-long when we have the Pet Talk get-together? (Okay, we were expecting strange looks from on-lookers anyway, weren't we?)
I'm LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!!!! How clever you folks are.....I'm going to have to think on this one a bit....... :D :D :D :D
I have one to the same tune as Amber's:
Up on the mantle
Hear my paws!
Off goes lil' Santa Clause-
Here go his reindeer and ceramic toys--
Figurines hitting the floor makes lots of noise!
Oh ho ho, down you go!
Oh ho ho, down you go!
Up on the mantle,
Hear my paws!
Down comes lil' Santa Clause!
(Thank you Max (RIP) for teaching us that nothing--no matter how high up it is placed--is safe! lol)
Ugh...i sure hope the poem Zippy-kat wrote won't come true...sounds way too horrible :D But in a way, exactly what those two would do!
The Christmas tree isn't up yet, and don't know when we're going to put it up, have to do the lovely x-mas cleaning up first...while Casper and Kitty are messing up...
Look at this, Kitty getting an idea now (notice the light above her head). I'm sure what ever the idea is, it's not good
;)
http://wsphotofews.excite.com/019/zU/OX/ga/qV62736.jpg
[ December 05, 2001: Message edited by: Casper & Kitty ]
Kitty, you are my wallpaper today! What great inspiration!!!
So wonderful - what a way to start my day. Keep these wonderful Carols comin - I love it!!!!! You guys are so incredibly talented -I'm proud to be a part of ya - I'll try and come up with somethin. :D
Caroling Cats
http://wsphotofews.excite.com/026/AT/ip/k4/G027813.jpg
Kitty here.... :D I guess Casper won't be signing Jingle bells, right? ;) ;) ;)
[ December 05, 2001: Message edited by: Casper & Kitty ]
You people are so talented good job. I sent the verses to some friends I thought it was really funny. Thanks!!
;)
Furry mice,
Furry mice,
Furry mice
ROCK!
Tip the tree
And flee the scene!
Meowin' and growlin'
Then jump in mid-air!
How I love my mousey pair!
What a fun time-
It's the night time-
Let's play the night away.
Furry mouse time-
Is wreck the house time-
Santa, bring me more mice I pray!
Zippy-kat, you should be PUBLISHED!
:D :D :D :D
Actually, I have been. :oQuote:
Originally posted by catwoman:
<STRONG>Zippy-kat, you should be PUBLISHED!
:D :D :D :D</STRONG>
But it wasn't my Meowy Cat-mus songs! lol
Kitty....hee hee! Don't tell Casper what you said...boys are sensitive about that! :rolleyes:
I have that. The first time Lamoni heard it, he tried to shred the speakers. He hates that album.Quote:
Originally posted by Spencer-The-Lion:
<STRONG>Does anyone remember The Jingle Cats Christmas album? </STRONG>
:D :D :DQuote:
Originally posted by NoahsMommy:
<STRONG>Kitty....hee hee! Don't tell Casper what you said...boys are sensitive about that! :rolleyes:</STRONG>
Love the Kitty Carols! They made my morning. Anyone who writes songs or poetry has my admiration. :)
Thanks, Miss Zipper-Kat :D This 'barrussed Dad :o so bad ~
we run'd out an bot a lil Diggie-Kam last nite...
So here's our lil brudder Boots, the Kat...Quote:
Originally posted by zippy-kat:
<STRONG>Let's see if you guys can guess this one!
I'm the mystery kat you'll never see.
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
Cos my dad won't post pictures of me!
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
2 dogs I have for my siblings
meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
On my ear bonez they are nibbling.
Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!
I'm gonna swat 'em in the face!
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
*Hmph* Dogs are always such a disgrace.
mew meow mew meow mew mew meow meow meow
Know who I am? I'll bet you're guessing!
meow meow meow mew mew mew meow meow meow
Ask me now and quit your stressing!
Meow mew meow mew meow, mew mew mew mew!
Ok guys, know who it is?! ;)</STRONG>
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...9/f7521086.jpg
Boots, the Kat; doin whut he duz best ~ munchin Krunchiez!
Here's Boots comin up for air...
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...f/f7521082.jpg
Ya see; we DO hava Kat at da Ranch!
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EDITED on 8/23/2004 to restore "Original" &Fuzzie* Photo.
Bootz! Munchin krunchiez inna baffroom! So you really do 'xist! We wuz baginnin to think you wuz a pigment of your daddie's maginashun!
WOW!!!! :eek: :eek: We can't believe our eyes.....it is Boots!!!! Hurray, there is a Boots!!!
Good job, Phred, but you know you don't get let off the hook that easy. Now for some updated Smokey and Cinder pictures!!! No more excuses!!! :D
Boots, I think you are very beautiful!!! :)
Gotta see Bootsie's face! Obviously another striking Tuxedo puss :) :cool:
AH!! He's blk & wht--I love him! For some reason I had him pictured as grey and white. And Logan's right--you don't get off that easy...we'll expect lots and lots of pics from now on! ;)
Bootzie if you ever need a vacation from the dawgs...have your pop send ya out here!
[ December 06, 2001: Message edited by: zippy-kat ]
Dad sez that Kat's got extra eyeballs to avoid the :eek: kamra! The thingy onlee makes a lil beep-beep comin on; then wun beep iffin it takes a pix or a boop if it's too dark.
Boots hears bout 4 beeps or boops an takes off fer his hang-out inna fallin wadder klozet. Dad got a lotta shots of the south end of a north-bound Kat! We'll keep tryin :rolleyes: for a shot of the north :cool: end.
Oh that Bootsy is adorable!
Now back to the bad poetry ... :D [Yeah, it needs work.]
Oh furry night
With cats careening wildly
It is a night
When no two-legs will sleep.
With hiss and growl
The furry purrsters circle
They yip and howl
And ambush one another.
Oh what a mistake
To let cats upon the bed
As flesh is rake'd
By doughy furry warrior
The humans yelp
And search for water squirters
They plead for help
As they hide neath covers
Twas two weeks before Christmas
And all through the house
many creatures were stirring,
'specially me, I'm the mouse
My hide outs all found out
by Ritzy the cat
I used to hide well
neath the chimney brick there,
but the black and white terror
saw my tail wiggle, I was snared!
Off, Ritzy, off, off, you big furry beast!
Either kill me or eat me,
cat play is ever so cruel
My furs all a drippin
from your kitty cat drool.
Away I must scurry, and wish with my might
that I live to see Christmas
And Ritz gets in gifts
only FAKE mice tonight!