what would Jesus drive?

Woman drives car into lake in film re-enactment

A woman who drove her car into a lake, told police she was re-enacting a scene from Mel Gibson's film, The Passion of The Christ.

The married woman in her 40s drove the front of her car in the lake in the A.W. Stanley Quarter Park in New Britain.

She was taken to hospital, but apparently escaped injury, police said. A spokesman said no charges will be filed.

Although police couldn't say which specific scene motivated the woman, they believe she was attempting to be baptised, says the New Britain Herald.
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A van!!!


How else could he get the twelve apostles back and forth.:confused:

And I am supposed to respond to this HOW?

And Jesus was a sailor, when he walked upon the water
And he spent a long time watching from his lonely wooden tower
(from “Suzanne” by Leonard Cohen)


Jesus didn't drive, silly. When you walk, you can take as many as want to follow with you.

He would walk, for sure. He wouldn't be able to reach people sitting in a car.

Aw Shucks... she was just looking for her ten minutes of fame. Perhaps she's hoping that a local car dealer would take pity on her and give her a new car for free?

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Originally posted by Karen

Jesus didn't drive, silly. When you walk, you can take as many as want to follow with you.

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As usual,

The voice of reason from amongst the noises in my head!!

Thanks!:)

I think that *if* Jesus were to drive, it would definitly be one of those tourbus deals- sort of like the Rolling Stones.

At a minimum, it would be a double decker bus, Richard. But I think Jesus would prefer to walk, where many, many more could follow him. :)

Had to edit............I'm thinking a train would be better for Jesus.........trying to think of anything that would be as large as possible!!!!! :)

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Originally posted by Karen
Jesus didn't drive, silly.

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No, but the three wise men drove a Honda!
("They went in accord...")

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Originally posted by zippy-kat
No, but the three wise men drove a Honda!
("They went in accord...")

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Oh, I can see it now.....

Saint Peter: And what's this about a Pet Talk thread???

Me: Saint Peter, can I call you Pete?

SP: NO, you may not....

M: I started the thread, Karen set me straight, But Zippy is the one that was making the jokes about the Wise Men......

SP: But you DID laugh.......

M::eek:

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2K,
Have you read the stories about what happened on the Stones tour buses????;)

well, doesn't one ford a river? Or am I being too caviler?

I think he would drive a Mercedes CLK 500, an SLK500, or a Infiniti G35, because he would drive in style (and those are excellent cars.) But ultimately, I think he would go for the Linginfilter Corvette, cuz those things are the mad notes!

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Originally posted by catland
well, doesn't one ford a river? Or am I being too caviler?

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What am I going to do with all of you???
:D

Just because I am being naw-tee doesn't mean you all have to follow......the company is nice, tho....:eek:

just 'cuz we Aspire to be like you doesn't mean we have to Dodge this thread.

I'm with Karen...I think Jesus would be walking.

Just a question...was that woman trying to walk--er, DRIVE on water.

Catland, bad pun:)

I thought this was going to be a thread about some of the religious groups that are against SUV's.... I remember the billboards all over town with, "WWJD(rive)?"

Yeesh!

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Originally posted by ramanth
I thought this was going to be a thread about some of the religious groups that are against SUV's.... I remember the billboards all over town with, "WWJD(rive)?"

Yeesh!

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Actually,
It started as a film thread, then it morphed into a car commercial.....

Logan,

I thought about the train angle and, If Jesus was the conductor and loaded all the people on would it then become the "Soul Train"????
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And before any thing else happens...
I did not start this thread as a comment on any religion or religious icon, I was merely commenting on the woman who drove her car into the water. She may have been confused like me..in the movie there is a Pontius Pilate - even I know the airplane had not been invented yet.

:confused:

I think he invented the surfboard :)

Maybe not in that colour though!http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

You guys are too funny! I wish I were creative enough to join in :) Best I could come up with was bringingback the Yugo...cause where He goes, Yugo! :rolleyes:

I drive a big Dodge Durange and last week I ordered a little MINI Cooper and am trading the Dodge.
Hmmmm, does that make God love me more?;)

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Originally posted by 2kitties
I drive a big Dodge Durange and last week I ordered a little MINI Cooper and am trading the Dodge.
Hmmmm, does that make God love me more?;)

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I guess.....but I am sure Dodge' feelings are kinda hurt.

CM,

Not creative???

You managed to 'resurrect' an old car company!!!!

I give you a 10!

IBK,

As long as they toss in a helmet.
:D

MM,

Surfboard???? I thought it was that excercise....Pilates...:confused:

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Originally posted by 2kitties
I drive a big Dodge Durange and last week I ordered a little MINI Cooper and am trading the Dodge.
Hmmmm, does that make God love me more?;)

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Yes! And the trees and birds and flowers love you more, too!

I LOVE Mini's. If I hadn't bought my VW New Beetle, I would have bought a Mini ... or maybe a PT Cruiser.

excuse me but wouldn't a yellow submarine be best (those doubting thomas's you know)

There's that boy-car that wears the bra.....;)


The Yellow submarine would be for everyone else...

Remember, Jesus could walk on water!

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Originally posted by RICHARD

Remember, Jesus could walk on water!

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Maybe Jesus would have aboat, for when he got tired? I nice big Yacht or something?

A Hummer...yeah, DEFINITATELY a Hummer. Yellow with spinning shiny rims!!

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Originally posted by moosmom
A Hummer...yeah, DEFINITATELY a Hummer. Yellow with spinning shiny rims!!

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i swear.......last night i parked next to a hummer with a 6.5 liter diesel engine.....it sounded terrible....

yes it was yellow...............

RICHARD,

... maybe it WAS Jesus?;)

Now, there was a baptism scene in "O Brother, Where Art Thou." Maybe religious films are making a comeback?

Was Janis referring to Jesus' dealership when she sang "Oh, Lord...won't you buy me...a Mercedes-Bentz?"

I enjoy discussions about beliefs; must be the dangerous topics- sex, religion, politics, (diet?)- are somehow easier on the internet than face-to-face?

As I recall, Jesus chose a donkey for his ride. :)

I picture him in a Volkswagon Bus.

I agree with Mahayana:
Janis sang: Oh Lord won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz. Most of us didn't hear that she continued ...."like yours":D

However there is one problem. In Hollywood movies it's usually the bad guys who drive the Merce:p

I picture him in a colourful 2CV. :D

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Originally posted by LoudLou
RICHARD,

... maybe it WAS Jesus?;)

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LOLOLOLOL..


This gentleman had long brown hair and a beard....
and an Edmonton Oilers (hockey team) jersey on.

Jesus is a ice hockey fan.:)