Well,
It's time to start laughing at politics again...
"We are going to Arkansas, Michigan, California..."
WHOA........let me know when John Dean shows up in my neighborhood.....
What was that scream at the end of that tirade??
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Well,
It's time to start laughing at politics again...
"We are going to Arkansas, Michigan, California..."
WHOA........let me know when John Dean shows up in my neighborhood.....
What was that scream at the end of that tirade??
LOL!!! John Dean????
I told a friend, this morning, that I laughed, loudly, when I found out that silly Howard Dean had placed 3rd in the Iowa caucus after all the pundits and polls said he would finish first.
I have no problem saying that I usually vote Republican, but I have been watching this Democratic saga closely. If I were a Democrat, my vote would be for Joe Lieberman, first, then Richard Gephardt. I was surprised, and somewhat happy about how well Edwards did. Howard Dean does nothing for me, and I did really laugh at his outburst last night. What a bunch of hot air!!!!! :D
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Originally posted by Logan
LOL!!! John Dean????
What a bunch of hot air!!!!! :D
SHUT UP!!!:p
Shows you what ERA I came from......
HOWARD DEAN..
Hot air or a wedgie????
:eek: :confused: :rolleyes: :D
Something evil, for sure, Richard! I wondered today if he might be embarassed by his "war whoop". It has been played over and over on talk radio, although everyone has been politically correct saying it sounded like a "Native American" war whoop, rather than an Indian cry!!!! :o
Thanks for not commenting on my faux pas...John Dean...indeed...Quote:
Originally posted by Logan
Something evil, for sure, Richard! I wondered today if he might be embarassed by his "war whoop". It has been played over and over on talk radio, although everyone has been politically correct saying it sounded like a "Native American" war whoop, rather than an Indian cry!!!! :o
And everyone knows that there's no "indian crying in politics"....:rolleyes: :D
Maybe I should delete this thread before I get into trouble????
Naw....:D
Don't you worry...........I'm old enough to remember John Dean, too, so that was a mistake that any of us could make!!!! :) I thought maybe you had done it on purpose!!!
Don't delete the thread.........I was going to start it if you didn't!!! :o That's what the Dog House is for, right???? :)
I enjoy a little John Dean for Breakfast.
Wait a minute... that's Jimmy Dean.
So there's John, Howard and Jimmy. And none of them will ever be President. :p
I was wondering if they weren't going to carry Dean out in a strait jacket!! lol
He's just plain wacko!!
I'm with you Logan, I like Lieberman...but, alas, he won't last long.
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Originally posted by 2kitties
I enjoy a little John Dean for Breakfast.
Wait a minute... that's Jimmy Dean.
So there's John, Howard and Jimmy. And none of them will ever be President. :p
What about ZEPPO AND GUMMO, the lost MARX brothers???:rolleyes:
Logan,
See I'm funny when I am stupid!!!
My vote will be for ABBB.......................................
The floor recognizes the representative from Illinois..........Quote:
Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
My vote will be for ABBB.......................................
WHO?:confused:
;)
Sorry! I just remembered (with a little help from a friend) my vow to avoid politics....and religion....and any other controversial topics.
I'll just crawl on back to the cat cruise........
Hey 2 Kitties. I grew up with the Jimmy Dean family in Tenafly NJ. Jimmy Dean was a friend of mine. (And a damn fine sausage maker too) Howard, you're no Jimmy Dean!:p Amd speaking as a nurse, let me tell you, there are more drs. out there JUST like him. WHOA!!!!!!!:eek: Forget about not wanting his finger on THE button. I wouldn't want his finger on my belly button!
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Originally posted by tatsxxx11
WHOA!!!!!!!:eek: Forget about not wanting his finger on THE button. I wouldn't want his finger on my belly button!
"I did not Pap smear that woman....."
:confused:
ES,
Remember as the election heats up......
your fingers will burn at the chance to post on this thread.......
Or as Ahrnold would say....."YOU'LL BE BACH"..
I think it's time to get the "Election Satan" running for office......He belongs to the
Rock and Roll All Night and Party Everyday Party
:eek:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Really, Richard, how low can you go!!!:D:D:D Never mind, dont answer PLEASE; that was rhetorical!:D
Are you talking about me posing as Election Satan or my taunting Edwina's Secretary?Quote:
Originally posted by tatsxxx11
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Really, Richard, how low can you go!!!:D:D:D Never mind, dont answer PLEASE; that was rhetorical!:D
:rolleyes:
Politics CAN be fun....
Gentleman's choice!:p Actually, I was talking more anat...oh, forget it!:rolleyes:
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Originally posted by tatsxxx11
Gentleman's choice!:p Actually, I was talking more anat...oh, forget it!:rolleyes:
Satan?
A gentleman???
Now THAT's funny......
Would you like to rule the Underworld with me???
Good benefits and a 401....paid vacations and merit raises.....as applicable. Half Day Fridays but there are some weekends you WILL HAVE TO WORK......SATAN DEMAN.....
oops!
The delegate from Oregon, home of microbrews, no sales taxes, a screwed up state budget that the voters are planning to repeal in a special election next month to send a message to the state legislature to remove thier proverbial heads out of their ****'s, high unemployment, and Racheed Wallace....
oh wait, our primary isn't until May - by then this will all be a moot point -
never mind....
AAAARRRRRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH
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Originally posted by catland
AAAARRRRRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH
LOL,
can you shorten that up, bumperstickers, ya know??:D
lmao,
A few weeks ago Cah lee fuh nee uh was the crazy place to be.......a few square feet in Iowa was the HOT SPOT last night...
How'd ya know???? Ooooooo, I love it HOT, HOT, HOT and I simply adore red! Hmmm, decent hours, excellent benefits.....but I do insist on my own pitchfork and forgot the tail; so de rigeur:D And I'll trade you weekends for Thursdays at Chez Ricardos! (Do I get time and a half for weekends...? I am a union girl you know)
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Originally posted by tatsxxx11
(Do I get time and a half for weekends...? I am a union girl you know)
lololol..
I am a union man....You know unions are evil...
This is one of the best days I have had on PT...
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This is one of the best days I have had on PT...
No finer feeling than knowing you've satifsfied your man! It was good for me too!;)
I'll bet Gephardt's muttering those exact words this minute!Quote:
You know unions are evil...
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Originally posted by tatsxxx11
No finer feeling than knowing you've satifsfied your man! It was good for me too!;)
To steal a line....
Politics make strange bedfellows....:D
Poor Dickie,
think of all the money he spent...time to collect the DG for Prez memorabilia!!!
Bed, did someone say bed? Which is where I shall be heading, shortly, after my Cord On Blue. I know, you Left Coasters are just getting warmed up! Hey, it's cold and dark here. Can you spell S*I*B*E*R*I*A??? Satan, turn up the heat!;)
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Hey, it's cold and dark here. Can you spell S*I*B*E*R*I*A??? Satan, turn up the heat!;) [/B]
lol... you got it....
Did anyone watch thr state of the union last night???
Dean Loses Endorsement!!!!!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,108942,00.html
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Originally posted by 2kitties
[B]Dean Loses Endorsement!!!!!
on the same week Kobe Bryant loses the Mc Donald's endorsement......
Something evil is underfoot....
Tru daat, Richard.:DQuote:
Originally posted by RICHARD
Something evil is underfoot....
2k - I coudn't see the story from your link.
Yes, I saw the speech last night - got so bored that I went in the bedroom and sorted out my shoes.
Later I watched Americal Idol;)
wonder what I did wrong.
Anyway, ti's a story about Jimmy Dean being dropped by Sarah Lee as the spokesman for Jimmy Dean sausage.
Actually, it's what did JIMMY do wrong?:eek:Quote:
Originally posted by 2kitties
wonder what I did wrong.
Anyway, ti's a story about Jimmy Dean being dropped by Sarah Lee as the spokesman for Jimmy Dean sausage.
Howard Dean played a Van Halen song at his party on Monday....
So it gives me great pleasure to announce that
I, as Satan, announce my candidacy for the Office of the President of the United States.....
My Van Halen song???....
Running With The Devil
Yeah, Yeah!
Ah, yeah!
I live my life like there's no tomorrow
and all I've got, I had to steal
Least I don't need to beg or borrow
Yes I'm livin' at a pace that kills
Oooh, yeah
(Ahh!) Runnin' with the devil (Ahh-hah! Yeah!)
(Woo-hoo-oo!) Runnin' with the devil
I'm gonna tell ya all about it
I found the simple life ain't so simple
When I jumped out, on that road
I got no love, no love you'd call real
Ain't got nobody, waitin' at home
(Ah, yeah-ah!)
Runnin' with the devil
(G*d d*mn it lady. You know I ain't lyin' to ya)
(I'm only gonna tell you one time-ya!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Yes I am! Yeah!)
Woo!
Woo!
You know I, I found the simple life
Weren't so simple, no
When I jumped out, on that road
Got no love, no love you'd call real
Got nobody, waitin' at home
(Ah, yeah!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Hold on. Hold on, I'm runnin'! Ah, yeah!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Uh! Uh! Come on, one more time)
(Ha-yeah!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Oh, yeah! Ya-yeah!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Woo! Woo!)
Runnin' with the devil
(Ah-ha, yeah! Ah-ha, yeah! Ah-hah, yeah!)
Runnin' with the devil (Woo!)
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Whoa, that will teach me.....I was laughing so hard I almost choked on my jalapeno cheese roll...
:eek:
I just have to get Howard to do the 'WOO' part of the song.
Richard, this morning I was listening to the local talk radio program as I was driving home from taking Helen to school. This guy called in and said he was reading his Newsweek magazine yesterday and there was an article about the election. When asked about all the endorsements that John Kerry got recently, Al Sharpton said that "the only people who need cosigners have bad credit" or something to that affect! He is just too funny!!! :D
I didn't see the debate last night, but I guess when Sharpton was asked about the federal reserve the only thing he could come up with was that he would fire Greenspan! lol
They were talking about it on Imus this morning and he was interviewing Andrea Mitchell (Greenspan's wife) and he asked if she was concerned about Sharpton's comment (tongue firmly implanted in cheek) and she just laughed and said that they weren't too worried.
Between Dean and Sharpton, they are making a mockery out of this election and making the Democrats look REALLY bad.
Dean did the top 10 list last night on Letterman. Hilarious.
Okay. If anybody thinks that by electing Howard Dean, they will be ridding themselves of the popular Bushisms, they are wrong.
Let the Deanisms Begin:
Dean Has Warts
I saw that George Bush was out at the Roe versus Wade rally........
Are people really THAT stupid......
If you Roe,you stay dry.:confused:
Dean: 'I have all kinds of warts'
"But there's nothing I can do about it. I did
it. I own it. And now we have to get back
to running for president."
"Was it over the top? Sure, it was over the
top. Do I do things that are a little nutty?
Sure, I do things that are a little nutty. But
the truth is, I was having a great time."
"I'm not apologetic because I was giving
everything to people who gave everything
to me."
The Monday speech lost Dean the
endorsement of Alvaro Cifuentes, the
chairman of the Democratic National
Committee's Hispanic caucus.
"I have been struggling for the past 48
hours with the performance I saw on TV. I
instinctively turned it off after the first few
minutes. I respectfully withdraw my
present endorsement to Dean's
candidacy," Cifuentes wrote in e-mail to
the Dean campaign.
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LOLOLOL...
I'm nutty, I want to be your president.
It took Senor Cifuentes a few minutes to figure a way to distance himself from what happened during the Iowa CACAS..........
His sense of smell must be off.:eek:
After that performance I can just see Dean at a summit meeting........LOL . I'd rather have a cowboy in office than a pro wrestler