A Purrrrrrsonal Ad

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10-07-2003, 12:49 PM
Samantha Puppy

A Purrrrrrsonal Ad

Single, Maine Coon Male, 15, Seeking Attractive Single Female
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...98a50000001610

Hello, I'm Sherman. I'm a 15 year old (or thereabouts) Maine Coon. To others, I may come off as stand-offish or cold, but once you get to know me, I'm very sweet and loving.

My interests include hunting and avoiding Samantha. My hobbies include playing with the toys my fursons purchase for me (when that dumb dog ain't around) and sleeping. I'm really good at both. See?
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...59580000001610

My idea of a perfect date would be to spend the day outdoors with you, hunting various wild animals like mice, shrews, and birds. Then we could go back to my place for dinner. After dinner, I would break out the October 15, 2003 vintage cream and after toasting to our future, we would partake in the kitty ice cream I got.

So if you can adore half as much as this:
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...38000000001610,
then you are my special girl. I hope to hear back from someone... I've been lonely far too long.

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...15760000001610
"I'm comin' for YOU!!"

- XXOOXX
Sherman Kitty
10-07-2003, 01:11 PM
catlover4ever

Sherman, I think I'm just the girl you may be looking for. My name is Tigger and I'm 10 1/2 years old. You sound like my purfect man. I enjoy going outside for a good hunting session. I especially love to go mousing or ground mole hunting. I love to take lots of naps and a real good play session is right up my alley. Here are my pics big fellow.....

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...7/fbb3b6f6.jpg

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...3/fbb3b6f9.jpg

If you would like to share my box so we can get to know each other better, just let me know. ;) http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...0/fb6b0715.jpg

Sincerely Tigger Lou
10-07-2003, 01:17 PM
Samantha Puppy

Hummana hummana hummana, Tigger!! You sure are a cutie!!! I would love to get to know you better.

Where are you from? Do you have any siblings, sons or daughters? I have a daughter, Annabelle. The neighbor has her and I'm glad, 'cause I can't stand her. She's wacko (seriously, she is!). So tell me a little about yourself, babycakes... :)

LOL (this is too fun!!! <-- Jaime)
10-07-2003, 01:35 PM
rg_girlca

Sherman, Tigger is cute and all, but wouldn't you rather have a more mature girl by your side. I'll be 12 years old in a few weeks.
My name is Katie. You could share my chair with me outside.http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...3/fae8c090.jpg

Then after we can go inside and wine and dine and then just laze around on top of the cat tree. What do you say to that you big handsome fella you.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...f/fae8c334.jpg

Hope to hear from you soon sweetie.
10-07-2003, 01:42 PM
catlover4ever

Well, handsome, I live with my hoomans in Connecticut, they got me from a lady who worked at a bank. I went to live with them a little over 10 years ago. I had a brother Tony but he went to RB in 1999. I was devastated, I loved my brother very, very much. I still miss him.

I have 2 step brothers Smokey and Abner and 2 step sisters, Mystic and Tucker. Abner is a real pain in my rear end as he thinks he rules the house and he chases me all the time. I hope you like a sassy kitty because one of these days I'm going to turn around and knock the living daylights out of Abner. Sorry, I guess I'm showing my bad, mischevious side.

I have NO children, I'm fixed so we don't have to worry about any "mistakes".;)

Hope to hear from you soon big boy;) ;)

P.S. Jamie, I was reading your post in "General - Tell Us About YOU"....We are very much alike. I'm actually 32 years old, come from a small family as well (my mom divorced when I was 2 so I grew up with mom, and my grandmother and grandfather), now it is only mom and I, as well as my husband Mark. We were high school sweathearts and we married 10 years ago. We waited to move in with each other to save money as well. Congratulations on you up-coming wedding...it will come so very fast, savor every moment until then, and every moment after it as well.

With regards....Meg
10-07-2003, 01:43 PM
Logan

http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...6ba40000003610

My name is Mimi and I am 14 years old. I think you are a very handsome fellow and I am available. :o
10-07-2003, 01:48 PM
slick

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...1/fbc52ebd.jpg
Hello, my name is Speckles and as you can see I have a lovely balcony to sunbath on. I think you are one handsome dude and would love to get to know you better. Although I am 1 yr older than you, I assure you that I can hunt with the best of them.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...9/fc804de9.jpg
Please give me a chance to win your heart.
10-07-2003, 02:04 PM
Samantha Puppy

This rocks!!! I'm getting argued over!!! This keeps up, I think we all know what'll happen...

CAT FIGHT!!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOL!!!

I can't make up my mind, you're all so beautiful... So I think I'll open up Sherman's Harem of which you are all members of now. ;) :D Bwaaaaaahahahahaha...
10-07-2003, 02:28 PM
rg_girlca

Well Sherman, You hunk a hunk of burning love you.

I am going to have to step down gracefully as I don't care to share my men with others.

Also the competition is really fierce, ESPECIALLY that Mimi.

So take care and good luck.
Oh what you could have had.
Oh well your loss.:rolleyes:

Sincerely
Katie
10-07-2003, 02:33 PM
Samantha Puppy

Noooo, you're so pretty! *sigh* This is really hard!! I don't want to choose because I like you all!! <-- Sherman AND Jaime

Hey, I need some advice - how did you other cats now part of a couple choose your boy/girlfriend? Help!!! All of the ones that replied are so freakin' hot, I don't know what to do!!!
10-07-2003, 07:03 PM
batgirl1980

Quote:

Originally posted by Samantha Puppy

Hey, I need some advice - how did you other cats now part of a couple choose your boy/girlfriend? Help!!! All of the ones that replied are so freakin' hot, I don't know what to do!!!

Hewwo der.
Dis is Bach. My girlfriend is Ally. When I saw her, I juz KNEW dat she was going to be mine :D She is so gorgeous! I tink you'll just "know" dat you have da right girl when you see her and ur kitty heart flutterz!

Bach
10-07-2003, 08:26 PM
Vermontcat

Here is a link to a couples thread that shows some of the Pet Talk kitty couples.
http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthre...y+and+samantha

Sherman take your time and see which girl kitty you have the most in common with.
(I still think Mimi or even Peanut when she comes back online would be a good match for you.)

:)
10-08-2003, 02:21 AM
Ally Cat's Mommy

Quote:

Originally posted by batgirl1980
Hewwo der.
Dis is Bach. My girlfriend is Ally. When I saw her, I juz KNEW dat she was going to be mine :D She is so gorgeous! I tink you'll just "know" dat you have da right girl when you see her and ur kitty heart flutterz!

Bach

OOOH Bach, Dis is Ally! I is missing yoo vewy much. Yoo hasint been on PT much! My Meowmie sez it is just as well, 'cos we were getting too serious, but I just fink shee is JEALOUS 'cos shees old and married and my Daddi isnt romantic.

Do yoo still haf my picshure? I look at yoor picshure all de time! And yoo make my kitty heart flutter too!

Kitten Kisses from your Ally!
10-08-2003, 02:43 AM
Ally Cat's Mommy

Sherman, now that I have got control of my PC back from Ally (she thinks I don't notice the paw-prints and stray hairs on my keyboard), let me respond to your ad......

I can see why the "more mature" ladies in our PT community are falling over themselves to hook up with you! You certainly are a catch. Good luck in finding the girl of your dreams!!!
10-08-2003, 09:35 AM
catmandu

I am Princess the 12 Year Old Black and Grey Tabby in the Sinature! And I am in love with you , even though you aremiles away! We are having A Canadian Thanksgiving Day Bash Monday , if you like I will hide you some turkey! White Meat or Dark?
10-08-2003, 09:51 AM
Samantha Puppy

Ooooh, you're a smart one Princess. A way to a male cat's heart is through his stomach. White meat for me, thanks!! When we have our Thanksgiving next month, I will save you some too.

Still can't decide... every single lady on here is just so beautiful - I really like you all!!
10-08-2003, 10:52 AM
catlover4ever

OOOOHHHHH, Sherman baby..... I'm climbing the walls for you, you big stud-muffin you.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...b/fb02a9e3.jpg

Love you xoxoxoxox
Tigger Lou

P.S. we get a treat of ham or turkey every night when daddy comes home.....I could save some of mine for you. ;)
10-08-2003, 11:04 AM
Samantha Puppy

(Jaime speaking) Tigger Lou, Sherman's ego does not need anymore inflation - nor does his belly!! LOL!

Ow! Cat friggin' scratched my hands!!

(Sherman speaking) Tigger Lou, you rule. Wanna be my girlfriend? :)
10-08-2003, 11:27 AM
catlover4ever

Sherman, I thought you would never ask...my competition was pretty fierce. There sure are a lot of good looking girl kitties out there.

I'll be counting the hours, minutes and seconds until we meet. As you can see I'm waiting for you to share my favorite spot....my single room condo.

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...8/fbe7690b.jpg
10-08-2003, 11:36 AM
Samantha Puppy

Yes, there are so many beautiful women here... I hope I can be friends with Mimi and Princess and Speckles and Katie.

Your condo looks nice. My hoomans asked me if I wanted one, but I told them that I was satisfied with the entire house and would just continue to let them live there too.

I love your nosemarkings. Too bad we're both fixed, we sure would make some pretty kitties!!
10-08-2003, 11:41 AM
2kitties

Excuse me Sherman. This is Taz. I wuz wondering if I could have your a chance with the women you dont' choose? They're all so lovely.
10-08-2003, 11:42 AM
Samantha Puppy

Quote:

Originally posted by 2kitties
Excuse me Sherman. This is Taz. I wuz wondering if I could have your a chance with the women you dont' choose? They're all so lovely.

Sure, go right ahead! They're all beautiful so good luck picking one to be your furrever girl.