To My GodMomKat, Edwina...

Dear Miz Edwina,

My Mom says I gotta writie you cos she's about ready to hang me up by my pretty pink toenails. My Grandma bought me that cutie collar charm you see here:
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...1/fb8b7591.jpg
Only, I don't think it's so cutie. It's suppose to be a fishie but as you can see, I chewied off his tail. I decided I didn't like that creative work, so I chewied the rest of it off yesterday afternoon and batted it unnerneath the couch. Well last night, when my momma and I were in bed, I set to work on the jinglie bell.

She heard:
jinglie jinglie jinglie..... *pause*.... jinglie jinglie jinglie.... *pause* .... rattttttttle jinglie rattle.... jinglie.... *GULP*...!
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...0/fb8b76ba.jpg
I ATE IT!


My mom is very uppieset with me! She says even "cutieness overload" won't work this time.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...f/fb8ab60e.jpg
She also says, we're chaging the clasps on all my collar charms...no more easy-to-open fishie hook ones! How do I let Mom know that I just don't like plastic fishies with jinglie bells? I don't mind my other charms, honest!

Please advise, Miz Edwina!

Thankie you,
K'Cee

PS Everyone is on HIGH litterbox alert. Why? I'm very good about using my box!

Ha ha, LOL!!! This really made me burst out laughing!!
You are a real cutie, K'Cee, never mind what your meowmie says!!!:) :) :)

OOOOhhhh K'Cee -did nobody tell you that this kind of fishies is not good food for kitties:eek:
Please use your litterbox soon to make sure it all went it's natural way.

And you looked sooo cute with that charm:rolleyes:

That sure did give me a really good laugh for this morning. Sounds like something one of my babies would do.

K'Cee, no matter what your meowmie says, I think you are beautiful, but you should not have eaten that fishy....it's the wrong kind to eat.

Dear Darling K'Cee,

Some advice dear girl....plastic is NOT a food group -- not for us felines at least! (Canines are a different story!) Stick to chewing furniture, momma's figures and toes, and anything soft that momma seems to particularly cherish. Occasionally chew actual cat food or toys just to keep them off guard.

Now the way to dispose of these things they hang around you neck is to lose them. Much more effective and they will crawl around looking under things and provide you with hours of entertainment. My momma puts a harness with a cow bell :rolleyes: :rolleyes: on it around me when I go outside. If I work real hard I can snag it on something and wiggle out. Then I hide. You should see her face when she spots the "empty" harness. :D :D

(Don't tell but I thought the pink fishy was adorable. Pink is SOOO your color!)

Love and kisses....godmomma Edwina

Oh K'Cee you cutie pie, I'm sure you mommy isn't really mad at you, she's just worried about you, and hoping everything passes through without doing you any harm. I'm sure she and grandmom learned their lesson on what charms to give you, and how to keep them on, but I'm also sure that she forgives you - and will forgive you even more once the darn thing shows up in the litter box. :)

And I also don't think your mommy could resist the cuteness overload, cause you sure do know how to pour it on! :D

And Mz Edwina, don't be scaring your mommy like that! She loves you dearly you know, even if she did agree to bring Eddie into the house, and she would be most upset if anything happened to you. I know you find it entertaining to see her searching all over for you, but really, you wouldn't want to give her a heart attack or anything because then who would take you outside in the first place?

Such naw-tee kitties. ;) :D And Zippy, you better watch out because it seems K'Cee does not always get the kind of advice that a mommy would be happy to hear! ;) :D

:eek: :D

I guess I should be thankful Logan just takes his collar off. ;)

Silly K'Cee!

Oh Miz K'Cee you are the most :D :D :D
Hope the jinglie bell jinglies its way through you FAST.

Oh K'Cee you silly kitty. Your suppose to hide the things you don't like not eat them. My sister Mandy is really good at hiding things away from mommy and daddy. Mommy still cat find some of the things she has put away.

LOLOLOL K'cee, you are SO silly!!! You really made me laugh today! I have to tell Toby and Lily when I get home, I'm sure they'd find it funny too! ;);)

K-Cee! :rolleyes: I know you're not living in a fish eating state, but you should be able to tell the difference. ;) Perhaps I should send you some real ones. :eek:

I hope it comes out smoothly at the other end!! :D

K'Cee, Leonardo, Luke, and Chester want to know if you jingle now when you walk? I told them no, but they don't believe me.

Please keep us posted on how this all comes out!

Dear L, L, & C (Moff's boys):

Mom says I do jinglie when I walk...but she says it's my brain rattling around in a lotta empty space. I don't think that's very funnie. :mad:

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Originally posted by zippy-kat
Dear L, L, & C (Moff's boys):

Mom says I do jinglie when I walk...but she says it's my brain rattling around in a lotta empty space. I don't think that's very funnie. :mad:

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ROTFLMAO

After a bad day at work, I really needed a laugh. :D

Gee, this story really rings a bell......

Kinda like Quasimodo......

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Originally posted by zippy-kat
Dear L, L, & C (Moff's boys):

Mom says I do jinglie when I walk...but she says it's my brain rattling around in a lotta empty space. I don't think that's very funnie. :mad:

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deer k'cee, we don tink dat's funnie efer but mawmee is grinin like a squirrel eatin' walnuts. (we heard mawmee say dat 1 time. what's a squirrel?)
yr frins leonardo, chester, and luke

Oh gosh, after a tiring day at work, this was so refreshing to read and K'Cee, you have got to have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen on a cat. Is there a special brand of eyeliner that you use, cause it really brings your eyes out.

Such a beautiful but silly girl you are.

It has been a long day, but this post just made a long day worthwhile.

Just look at you, you little monkey, making your Mom and your GranMom nuts. You don't EAT YOUR PRESENTS, you wear them - well even if they are FISH.''

But K'Cee, just between us, you are the cutest cat and so photogenic!

KIZZIEKAT!!!
You shouldn't be eatin plastic!!!
That might hurt when it comes out!!!
Tell you mommie that if she gets upset with you again, she can UPS you to Auntie Staci!!!!

HAHAHAHAH!

someone else I know does that too *looks at Bastet as she chews her toenails*.

As for litter box watch. Have done that as well too!

Tsk K'Cee! You shouldn't be doing that! You can, however...continue to post gorgeous pics of yourself! :D

What a boootifool girl you are! But you are a bit of a NAWTEEKAT giving your Meowmie such a worry! I am sure you can find something tastier than plastic to eat??

K'Cee, you are too silly for words.:D Doesn't anyone FEED you?!?:eek: Plastic fishies and bells are just NOT on the menu!!!!!
But cuteness overload may just get you out of some hollerin' attached to your antics. ;)

I am VERY pleased to announce....

THE BELL HAS LEFT THE CAT!

*WHEW!!!!!* *deeeeeeepppp sigh of relief*


Anyone want a slightly used jinglie bell? :D :D

Now K'Cee, be a good girl and don't do anything like that again.
Yes, you do have the biggest green eyes in the world.

:eek: Poor K'Cee...

I am glad that you are bell free now! Can't say I know anyone that may want it now though...;) :eek:

See Zip, in the end, things really do come out alright.

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Originally posted by zippy-kat
Anyone want a slightly used jinglie bell? :D :D

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Sure, Zipp ~

Smokey busted wunna his collar bellz -
iffin it still jinglez -
send it ober! :p

(He aint proud!) :rolleyes:

Reminds me of a story....on my first wedding anniversary my husband gave me a ring to match my wedding ring. It has channel set diamonds. I was so thrilled. Shortly after we were visiting his brother. When we arrived I showed off my new ring.

They have a little dog. I was on the floor playing with the puppy. She was grabbing and chewing on everything -- my belt, my earrings, etc.

After playing with the dog I went to wash my hands....and noticed a diamond missing from my ring. We searched the carpet knowing that really there was only one place the stone could be...

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Never did "find" it but somewhere is a poop worth its weight in diamonds!

(The jeweler replaced the stone!)

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Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
After playing with the dog I went to wash my hands....and noticed a diamond missing from my ring.

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:eek: :eek:
But I thought you were going to say the whole ring was gone! :eek:

I'm so glad the bell is free and litter box patrol has ceased. :D

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Smokey busted wunna his collar bellz -
iffin it still jinglez -
send it ober!

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:D :D :rolleyes: Smokey, tell your dad he should go buy you a nice new shiny bell for your collar and not be settling for a "slightly used" one. ;) :D :D

Sara, notorious for eating odd/nasty things (ie bein' a dog--ha! I can say that since I'm on the cat forum, right? :eek: :D ), was sitting in the living room with dad and I. She *y*a*w*n*e*d* GREAT big and I told her I could see daylight pouring out of her ears, nose, and under her stubby tail. As soon as she closed her mouth I heard (in a gruff-houndy-doggie voice), "Yeah but at least you don't see no damn jingle bell." :eek: :D

:rolleyes: Fathers. :rolleyes:

LOL

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Originally posted by zippy-kat
Sara, notorious for eating odd/nasty things (ie bein' a dog--ha! I can say that since I'm on the cat forum, right? :eek: :D ), was sitting in the living room with dad and I. She *y*a*w*n*e*d* GREAT big and I told her I could see daylight pouring out of her ears, nose, and under her stubby tail. As soon as she closed her mouth I heard (in a gruff-houndy-doggie voice), "Yeah but at least you don't see no damn jingle bell." :eek: :D

:rolleyes: Fathers. :rolleyes:

LOL

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ROFLMAO

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Originally posted by zippy-kat
Anyone want a slightly used jinglie bell? :D :D

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If it were me, I'd save it and put it on the Christmas tree this year..........

The second picture is priceless! It looks like she's been possessed by demons, fishy demons. At least you found the evidence ... :)