frumma Dawggie Galf Ruel Book...
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Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
... be sure and teach them golf etiquette!
Top 10 frumma Dawggie Ruel & Ettiquitt Book...
10. Pack a Lunch inna NappieSak... Galfurz are sooo slow.
9.. Dont reech fur da ball when it'z onna lil stand atta start line...
. . Gettin *smaked* inna hed wiffa klub hurtz!
8.. Iffin yer gonna wait onna galf Kart Seet; relinquish da seet when
. . dey wanna get back in - no unfrenlee Grrrrin!
7.. Chazin da Kart iz OK; but dont Yap & Bark too much - makez em Krankee!
6.. Be QUICK! Gotta grab da galfee ball affore da kart getz dere!
5.. Mynd da Kart Horn! If it'z *loud* - bettur DUCK -
. . mite be a 9-iurn flyin :eek: yur way!
4.. Alluz carry da ball klossur to da lil Flag - dey LIKE dat!
3.. Iffin dey start *hollurin* - akt skairt an drop da ball in
. . wunna da big lakez - serv'z em rite! :mad:
2.. *Wate* behind da kart when da ball'z onna "Green"...
. . LOT more challunge ta race da ball an snatch it just affore it dropz inna Kup!
1 No *dumpin* onna Greenz! Do it inna sandy boxez an kubber it up.
. . Pooh onna spikey shoez will make yur Galfey Partnur
. . unwelkum inna 19th Hole Bar aftur yur "Game"!
MOST important - Have PHUNN an enjoy da Game wiff yur new frenz.
Dey will be *shure* ta menshun ya to da Korse Pro aftur da match! :rolleyes:
Aaaahhhhh Golf courses ....
Yes, memories ......... of Captain running down the first tee with John's ball in his mouth.
I wacked my ball down the fairway, and Captain did nothing. But when hubbie set his ball on the tee, and fetched his choice of club .... Captain picked up the ball and bolted down the fairway.
.......... oh, we were at a teeny, tiny little golf course in Tasmania, and it was around 6am in the morning (YAWN!!!!). No-one else there ........... and Captain was going to walk around the 9 holes with us ......... until he stole Dad's ball.
Then, he was dragged back to the car to "think" about what he did for the rest of the game.
He "thought" with his eyes closed ..... SLEEPING!!! (Lucky dog ..... :rolleyes: .... 6am!!! BAH!)
Lucky for you Logan you found golfers who
1. had a love of dogs
2. a sense of humour
3. and FEMALE!!!
4. possibly not too upset to be invaded by your beautiful pups :D
Phred - Captain says thanks for posting the "rulesz". He now know what to teach Ruby to do!!!! :o