a note from Patches

hewlo everbuddy!! tiz iz Patches. I want to tel you all what my mommee did to me today! her waz veree mean to me !:(

jus coz I have a wittel bit of dandruff problem, she put me in the shower, an her close the dorr!! I cant get out, I try to reach up, and I meow and yowl, but her ignor me! and then,.. oh no, her pour water on my back:mad: tree timez her do this to mee.:(

then her rub some stuff on my back, and I kind of like that, I calm down for a while, but the shower spray scares me.(even tho she had it on barely warm and veree low pressure) then her poour more water over me! tree or for more timez! her pour buckets of water on me! (but she not get my head wet, yea!)
then her dried me with towls, and finally I get free of that wet room! I not like that water room, I see thru the doors, my brudder and sizterz but I not able to get out!

when the door open I run out and give myself a "proper" bath, her not know how to give cats baths! thats not how we do itz!
oh, tose hoomanz!!:mad: :(
I didnt take long to forgive her though, and her keep telling me with everee bucket of water what good boy I am.. me IZ a good boy, I not even scratch mommee.:rolleyes: :) I tink I better go hide, coz I tink momme going to try to brush me now.:rolleyes:
bye!!

Oh, poor Patches! What a tough day. I just bet your Meowmy loves you SOOO much and hates that you are unhappy. Maybe even Meowmy needs a cuddle. Hope your next baffie is a long, long, long time in the future.

{{{snuggles, sweetie}}}

You if not scratch your meowmee you a vvvvveeeerrryyy good boy indeed. Me put a slash in my dad when he trize with so much wodder.
Crazy hoomanz. Wodd they would do without katz being soo zweeet.:confused:
Tigris

Tigris!
oh! I ahgwee with you! tose silly hoomanz! (and jwust beeteen you an mee...mee kno dat her water down my cand food, and not odders food!I not blind!:(

Tigris I tink I wood like to send u pm, ok?

OMG I've never read anything so cute like that before.
Just think patches how purrty you are now.

Poor little Patches, your meowmie was just trying to help you. You sure were a good boy not to try to scratch her though. My 3 never get baths. If I tried they'd scratch me all over.

Only Mr.Fluffy had to get a bath around here , and that was cause he was dirty behind the tail! PU! But he went away and never came home , so we always make sure to wash there very carefully! Poor Fluffy , he was a good friend to all of us!

Hewo Patches. Itz meee, Peanut. Iz no zakle howz uz felt be-en trapt bi dat durn door. Dis iz a piktur of meee wen my mean mommie gaved meee a baf.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...7/fc7294df.jpg

Iz waz tryn an tryn tu get out dat door, but dat mean mommie kep holdn it shutz. :mad: But she wuz extree nicies tu mee aftwurds, soz Iz cudnt stay mad eddur.

Did the baf get ridz of da fwakies?

Patches,
Dis id Mozart. U pur ting! Wud an awful ting tu endur. Me meowmie useds deze tingz kald "baf wips" or sumfing. Me hate dem! Dey gid me wet, an smellee! But me meowmie saiz dat itz smellz gud! (wut wuld she kno ne wayz!) She saiz iz dose tings or a baf in da tub! :eek: I dun like bafs in da tub. I tink dat is not proper fur us kittiez. Me brofer an sisfer hav tu hav dem tu! We all run win we see our meowmie coming wif dose wips! but she katches us and makes us endur it. She saiz we smell sooo gud afterwurdz... Az IF we didn smell gud befur dose tings!

And pur Peanut! tu hav ur pictur taken while enduring such an awful ting! Me meowmie waz gunna do dat tu me, but she saiz her kamera "baterees" was "dead" wut ever dat meanz!

Patchez an Mozart,

I is so sorree for u! I hada take a bath las week an it was horeble! (I tink my meen meowmie put those pikturs here.)

Why o why do they do tat tu us?? We cleen rselves gud, why the wader?? :mad:

You waz gud Patchez, not scrathing yur meowmie! I wood have!! ;) I scratchd daddee gud when they made me get wet las weeken. ha ha :D

Mozart, my meowmie tol daddee that nex time I wood get dose thangs tu. R day wet?? Dey r stinky??? how does u get out of that??

Yur pal,
Micah

patchez and Mozart and Noah,

dis iz Rocky da cat.

de baf is awful. i got one wen i wuz wittle. And Taz my brufer told me dat he herd meowmie tell dad dat we had to git anoder one cuz we was gettin greazy from the basement. We luv to pway in da basement wen dad works dere, but not enuf to git a baf.

You were vewry strong to not scwratch yer meowmie. I am sur I will scwratch my meowmie awot if she gits me wet.

Duz yer meowmie giv you a towel from the dwyer on a heating pad after the baf? Dat makes it better.

Yer fwiend,

Rocky da cat

Dear Micah...

Diz id Mozart. Dem baf wips r wet n smelly! Da first tyme I got one uf dem, I tink "not tu bad"... tinking I wuldn't half ta have one agin! Boy wad I wrong. After dat, wunever I or my brufer an sisfer see meowmie wif dat packuge, we all RUN!

We twy tu hide, but, meowmie ALWAYS findz uz! It iz not fair. Dey get u all wet , but not like a baf tankfullee, but den u will smel! Meowmie saiz id makes uz smel sooo gud and dat we iz soo soft afterwardz.... I still dun fink itz wurth it. We cwean rselfs gud evereeday. But she saiz dat dem baf wips get us MORE clean...

We du get dwy fastur tho, n she gives us wots ud catnip afterwurdz tu! Even tho we iz reawy mad at her, we stil tink itz bettr den a baf in a tub!

So evun tho itz bad, Micah, itz awot bettr den dem tubz!

Your Buddee,
Mozart

Dis is Panther..

I's only had one baf an it wuz cos I got sprayed by a skunk. I sur did stink!:eek: But I didn't care, I's stillz didn't wantz a baf. I scratched an bit my meowmee an I's got wader everywheres!
Meowmee called me a "bad kittie".

But I's never gots a baf agin.:D

ohh I jus haf a minit, I not want to get caught on the computer....

patches had a baf the other day, and he not even scratch mommy, but I wud have! once when we first come to live here, and we both just small cats then, we get baff, and I claw and scratch gramma so much! and momee too! I hear dem say they never going to give me baff again, I tink haha. but then I find out they take me somewhere to get baff! and I get so embarrassed becos dose people shave my bottom!:eek: :mad:

I see Charlie has been on my computer ... well don't tell him but he is getting another "baff" and shave tomorrow!


( uh oh, he saw what I typed and is mad :mad: )
:rolleyes: :D

Dear Charlie,
Diz id Mozart. Your meowmie has uder people SHAVE ur BOTTUM? :eek: :eek: :eek: HOW EMBARRASING!!!!!!!!
Az if itz not bad enuf dat dey giv u a baf! But dat too?!!!!! :Eek:
I tink u shud retaleeate! Dat is a shameful ting to do to us beuteeful kittiez!

Ur budeez,
Mozart, Bach and Eliza

Mozart
please do not encourage Charlie to retaliate! I have enough trouble with him, LOL. besides, as a self respecting cat, isn't that better than going around with litter stuck to your bottom? I know how graceful and dignified cats like to appear, I am just helping him !

:D

(weel quik while momme not looking, tiz is Charlie,
Mozart, you right! I AM so embwarised to have dos people shave my bottom!:eek: :mad: hehe I will scratch her when she puts me in the carrier!)