Dis iz Oliver speaking: I need yoor votes!

Hullo.

Some of da nice kats at dis forum helped me win the title as Martyr Of The Month last June. Now, da voting fur Martyr Of The Year haz now begunn and I need yoor votes again!

Here, I shall refresh yur memory of my own horrible aboose.

Evidence 1:
http://www.peachkin.com/pics/ollie-bath.jpg
Dose awfool baths. Need I say more?!

Evidence 2:
http://www.peachkin.com/pics/ollie-licking.jpg
Da constant booty/purn shots taken uf me and shuwed to uther evyl meowmies all over the net.

Evidence 3:
http://www.peachkin.com/pics/ollie-begging.jpg
Iz always have to beg fur my food, it's so hoomiliating!

Evidence 4:
http://www.peachkin.com/pics/ollie-bite.jpg
The costant aboose at the hands of my meowmie's evyl boyfriend. In dis pic he iz trying to eat me!

Evidence 5:
(NO PHOTO EVIDENCE YET)
The evyl homeless kitty Kattja my meowmie found and adopted. She gets more attenshun dan I do, she constantly tortures me, eats my food an steals my toyz!

So take a look at this poor aboosed face of mine
http://www.peachkin.com/pics/oliver-funny.jpg
an find it in yoor hearts to give a vote fur me!

Yoo kan vote fur me by emailing [email protected], but remember, only kats can vote! To see the website and the other kandidates, click here.


Tank Yoo,
Oliver

Uhhh Oliver, dat iz homiiiliating!! Du yu realllly have to put op wit all dis :confused: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I wil surely vote fur you!!! ;)

Fister.

I haz tried to run away but haven't succeeded yet.

Tank you very much for yoor vote Fister!

Oh Oliver, it's obvious that you are the most abused kitty of all. Flat Polly has a pretty sad story, but your abuse was still worse - specially with that new little Kattja getting all the attention.

You got T & P's vote fur sure. :)

how embarrassing for you, Oliver. We, the 13 cats of JLB, have gotten together and voted 5 times (the maximum amount of votes per household). We wish we could have voted 13 times!~

I should have waited to vote until tomorrow! That is election day here in Chicago and we have a tradition vote early and vote often!

Oliver got my vote today!

So bunnies cannot vote, or hoomans either? Jist katz?

You just got Storm and Sunny's vote. Can deceased cats vote? If so then I'll also include Pepper's vote. :)

OMG , Oliver , you surely got my vote ; you poor poor kitty-cat !!

WOW! Owiver - we'z fink itz too much fur eny furboy to put up wiff! We'z all voted fer youz - hope you win BIG boy!!

Purrs atcha frum Dan, Bagel and Ketchum xxx

The 13 cats of the lost cats hotel as well as the 7 RB Cats are also voting for you Oliver! Go Ollie Go!

Tank yoo all very much. I hope dis shall teach my evyl meowmie a lesson! Purrhaps she will throw out that black evyl kitty if I win... Hehe.

Kats at Rainbow Bridge are allowed to vote, but only kats (no bunnies). Tanks anywayz!


Purrs,
Ollie

Quote:

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Originally posted by krazyaboutkatz
Can deceased cats vote? If so then I'll also include Pepper's vote. :)

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Only in Chicago. ;)

(sorry if that was in poor taste, but I just couldn't resist since it's election day here like Sara mentioned)

Quote:

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Originally posted by Ann


Kats at Rainbow Bridge are allowed to vote, but only kats (no bunnies). Tanks anywayz!


Purrs,
Ollie

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Pepper just voted for you from RB. :)

Tank yoo very much!

HI Ann, my husband Charlie used his e-mail address to vote in honor of our 5 RB kitties. Hope this helps Oliver win. He has been through SOOOOOOOO much (as shown in the pictures, poor kitty)

LOL @ the pics Oliver! Too bad this house only has dogs or we'd vote for ya!

Tank you all very much (the woofers and bunnies too)! I will let yoo know how it went when da voting is over.

:D we'll vote fur u Oliver!! :D
Eliza, Mozart, and Bach

Noah, Noel, Basil and Olivia will vote for you tonight at home, sweet Oliver!

We sure hope you win!!

Well, da voting is over but I didn't win... It was a wurthy winner though.

Tanks again fur all da votes everyone!