How smart are you

http://www.dur.ac.uk/t.m.jackson/intelligentietest.htm
Here is a test to see how smart you are. Lets see.......

judging by my track record with men, not very :)

I got 11 out of 11 right! It said only three people have scored that high ... but it doesn't say how many people have taken the test, so maybe it's only 5 people! :)

I got 8, told ya I was dumb :)
they are all trick questions.

You GOT a score of 5 out of 11
You rating: Normal Intelligence -. I'm stupid.

this one was trick...
How many birthdays does the average man have?

Shouldn't it say birthDATES. Because people have alot of birthdays.

Toldja, trick questions
i've seen alot of them before, the outs in an inning got me, and the friggin ark one :O it's biased for christians!!!! LOL

My results:
You GOT a score of 10 out of 11
You rating: Wow! Come to work for us!

lololololol :D

11 out of 11!!

Of course you did, smarty pants

Gotta love me!! :D ;) :p

LOL I may have given up on men, but I AM NOT switching to women darnit! I'm getting sick of ppl saying that to me! LOL

I didn't mean THAT!! lol

I know, just giving you the gears :D

9
-the apples
and I do not even understand what the outs of the innings could be ?????

lol the outs are well...if your team gets three outs and then the other team gets three outs the inning is over
or something ..ugh braindead this morning.

What game? It's not soccer. Is it baseball?

Yes Barbara, it's baseball. Each side gets 3 outs in their half of an inning.

I got 10 lol :D

I got 11 out of 11! :D

Now I'm going to make my son and his friends - who think they know everything - take it! ;)

I got 9 out of 11. :(

being intelligent is knowing all the answers on a game show...
being smart is walking in the street, having a car come at you
and getting out of the way!!


8-11...


kinda like the question.... a plane flies along the border of
two countries....it crashes on the line.....in which country are the
survivors buried?

I don't think that question is as effective when written down. It's so much more obvious. I think it's best when spoken, and a little faster than your normal talking speed.

trick questions!!!
the ark got me, and so did the apples, and the birthdays!!

"where are the survivors buried?", lol, I remember when that was a super--funny joke:D