Thought I'd post this in general since it's true about the dog....and the cat. ;) :rolleyes: :D
I've been rather busy lately, so if this was posted already - sorry and please ignore.
If you want someone
who will bring you the paper
without first tearing it apart
to remove the sports section
Buy a dog.
If you want someone
willing to make a fool of himself
simply over the joy of seeing you
Buy a dog.
If you want someone
who will eat whatever you put in front
of him and never says its not quite
as good as his mother made it
Buy a dog.
If you want someone
always willing to go out,
at any hour, for as long
and wherever you want
Buy a dog.
If you want someone
to scare away burglars,
without a lethal weapon
which terrifies you and endangers
the lives of your family
and all the neighbors
Buy a dog.
If you want someone
who will never touch the remote,
doesn't give a damn about football,
and can sit next to you
and watch a romantic movie
Buy a dog.
If you want someone
who is content to get up on your bed
just to warm your feet
and whom you can push off if he snores
Buy a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes
what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly,
fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to,
and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
Buy a dog.
But on the other hand
If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night, only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness,
Then my friend ................... Buy a cat.
:D
