Rescue me Gabe!

Dear Gabe,

For the last few days I have been confined to....oops....staying in this hotel. The room service is deplorable! Look at this!

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I'm accustomed to good china, nice placemat...you know the good life. Here I am eating out of margarine tubs...PLASTIC no less and on a metal tray...with no cloth? I hope when you come to town we will stay at a better place than this!

I hope to get out...I mean check out...tomorrow afternoon.

Meanwhile...I'm yours in elegance...

Winny

Eeeeek, I'm surprised Edwina is looking so composed. Plastic, indeed!

My gosh girl, you have been subjected to such ... well.... plastic...what can I say! How dare them! You should complain to the management.

My Mom took the photo below, of me tonight, while I was having my dinner. Notice the china, and not the plastic tins you have. I will confess to having a beer bottle top on the plate, rather than some tasty meal.

Winny, what do you say to getting together for New Year's Eve? I could fly to your part of the country, we could meet in a NICE hotel, and celebrate the incoming of 2003!

Let me know - I know how to treat a LADY like you, dear Winny.

Looking forward to hearing from you,

Your fella,

Gabe

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GASP!!!! NOT PLASTIC!!! OH, NO!!!
Edwina, I think you should take Gabe up on his offer and step out with him for New Year's Eve!!!
Of course, we want to hear all about it!!!:D

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Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
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GASP!!!! NOT PLASTIC!!! OH, NO!!!
Edwina, I think you should take Gabe up on his offer and step out with him for New Year's Eve!!!
Of course, we want to hear all about it!!!:D

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I say take the offer :)
Plastic!?! Never!
A lady like you Edwina shouldn't even come close to plastic plates.

Yeek - Edwina , plastik indeed!! We'ze all finks youz shuld komplane to da management - and kwik too. Dis is a dissgrase an needs stompin on here an now! We'ze shuld all startz a China Only Fur Us Felines Party. Go on Girl be a rebel wiff a cause! We'ze iz all wiff ya.
Purrs and nose rubs frum Bagel and Dan and Ketchum xxxxxx

Good news all!!! Those pesky canines are gone and I'm back to dining on fine china! (After momma THOROUGHLY cleaned off the dog germs!!)

And Gabe.....my momma and poppa are going out New Years Eve !! And the blond in the basement went home for winter break and took the guinea pig with her so I'll be all alone....
;) ;)

I've got out my party hat...http://www.imagestation.com/picture/...5/fcdfb2f2.jpg

and I'm ready to roll!

Dear Winny,

I left for your house, today, as I know it will be a long walk. I checked with the airlines, and there are no seats available before Jan. 1st, so I must hoof it to your place. What time will your parents be going out? I suppose I could pick you up and we could go to a hotel. Do you think you should mention it to your parents before hand?

Anyway, I have my bag packed and I am heading out tonight, after sunset.

See you New Year's Eve, Winny dearest.

Love,

GABE
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Country Road.................

WOW!!! Gabe must really be smitten to WALK all that way to Edwina's house! And looks like in the snow too. I hope he makes it by New Year's Eve. :eek: :D

It's a good thing you grew back your thick coat, Gabe...you look pretty warm. Make sure to pick up a nice gift for Winny on your way to her house & have a safe trip :) What a cute couple! ;)

Dear Gabe...

You should be to about Cleveland by now. Oh! the anticiptation. I am trying to work up the nerve to tell my parents. You know how my poppa can be!

Meanwhile...I am keeping a constant vigil!

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Yours...

Winny

Hey Edwina,
try to tell your mom. She will have to tell your dad then. This is how girls around the world do it;)
Good luck tomorrow.

(hee hee, you are all too funny!!! :D )

So Gabe....are you there yet?

And Edwina...if your parents are gone...they may not even know you were gone...maybe you could just put a pillow in your bed? ;)

Dearest Winny,

I arrived at the Ritz-Carlton a few hours ago. I have the Honeymoon Suite. Ahem.

I managed to find a flight late yesterday evening. I took the "Red Eye" flight, thus the funny colored eyes! The walk was just too exhausting for me and I needed to save some of my energy for you my dear.

I will send a car for you tonight, around nine. I trust your Ma and Pa will be out celebrating at that time. Bring your toothbrush Winny, it may be an over-night stay! X O X O X O .... I will supply the catnip and beverages! Maybe a little caviar too! A bottle of Dom! The sky is the limit for you Winny dearest.

P. S. My hat in the photo below came from Harrod's, I thought you would be impressed.

See you tonight my dear Winny.


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Love,
Gabe

Dearest Gabe...

Oh my gosh!!! The Ritz!!! (wait til Ritzy hears about this! ;) )

I'll be ready. The folks will be out on a boat by then.

What do you think of my outfit???? No little black dress for me. I want to be the belle of the ball for you Gabe.

I'm also bringing along a few toys...just in case...

Oh gosh...will the hours never end until I see you tonight????

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Ready to ring in the new year.....

Your Winny

You look so beautiful in your outfit Edwina. You will be the belle of the ball. I hope you and Gabe have a wonderful New Year together.

You certainly will be the belle of the ball Edwina. I can't wait to hear about your date and the fun you have. (Well, what you feel inspired to share anyway.) ;)
:D

Dearest Winny,

I hope your folks will not be upset to find you have gone out for the evening with me. The car should arrive at your place at 9!

Here are a few of my favorite things.......hope to see you soon, dear one.

Love,
Gabe
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Young love! Aaaaah! Takes me back! ;)

ROFL:D :D :D
(The cats just left the room because I was laughing far too loud).
Very curious to hear more!

Darling Gabe...

What a night! The Ritz, the wine, the food, the dancing....and you my fluffcake!

I swoon every time I remember the moments (maybe that's the wine?!?)

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And my parents didn't get home until noon today so they are none the wiser of our little tryst!

Until we meet again...

Your in the new year....

Winny

What a happy New Year party!

Dear Edwina
unfortunately it's all public: Can you believe it: My mom has a cat calendar every year that shows new cat pictures daily (it's published by a German cat magazine). And yesterday: there was a picture of you, my dear, with a bottle and a glass of French champaign Veuve Clicquot. The world will know it:eek:
I thought I better give you a warning.
Yours truly
Tigris

Dear Tigris,

Yikes! And I told momma I only drink the domestic stuff!

Soberly,

Edwina

Well, I for one think it is urgent that we get our Mayor (Miz Karen) to rate these threads. I was shocked SHOCKED to see this type of behavior on Pet Talk. What kind of influence will Edwina's behavior have on our sweet young kitties? She certainly has become "worldly".

Rascal just started to drool all over the screen - I had to shield his eyes. Oh, this has me so upset!

:D :D :D

Oh my what a time they had! Gabe please do report in so that we know you arrived home safe and sound. I am sure you are bragging just a bit now to Graemer about your romantic night with Edwina. ;)

Dear Winny,

The memory of your company on New Year's Eve will be with me for a long, long time. We enjoyed ourselves didn't we?

I arrived in Vermont the following day, only to find out that Miley and Graemer had gone to a party without me. But Winny, your company far surpassed any party I could have gone to with my roomies.

I have a photo of the aftermath. Remember?
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I can't wait to see you again Winny. Same time next year?
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Your love,

The Gabe

WHAT A PARTY, INDEED!!!:D

Are there any news about Miley's and Graemer's party? Filou is interested.

Barbera, that's interesting! :eek: If noone else is interested in partying, Fister surely is! We heard him racing around and found that he'd knocked a lamp down from a table last night, so he's surely ready for some action! You see, it's a little too cold to go out, and all this cold white stuff he gets his paws into as soon as he steps out of the door - :eek: Still got a bottle of Cava left! - And lots of shrimps. Let us know if Filou is on his way, and we'll take them out of the freezer! ;)

Any others want to join?

We're going to build a cat tree as well, have got the bottom and two long pieces from a newly cut cherry tree, so new designs are welcome!

It must be the weather. Filou came tonight 2 times and said it was time for a party. At 2 a.m. and at his usual 5.30. I'll better send him to Copenhagen. If I tell him about the shrimps he'll be there in no time:)

Believe it or not. I was just telling Siegmar what I was writing and there came Filou asking for a map!

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Believe it or not. I was just telling Siegmar what I was writing and there came Filou asking for a map!

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What a bunch of kitty travelers we have here at Pet Talk!! LOL! LOL! Too funny! :D Better tell Filou to hang onto that map, because, being a male, we know he would never stop to ask for directions!

Wait 'til the folks read this thread. I think there will be some 'splaining to do and a few kitties might have their outdoor privileges restricted.

Hey there Filou!
Why should Edwina & Gabe have all the fun?

What a great idea you have there, why don’t you pop up here for a while and boogie the night away, I’m a bit BORED at the moment. All that yucky snow stuff outside, and no one to play with!
The trip should be easy enough, it’s mostly overland. Can you smuggle your way onto a big lorry and hurry up here as quick as possible? There’s a boring bit near the end where one has to cross that water stuff. But those humans have got that together, they’ve got things called boats. Hide yourself on one of those, you might even be able to get some scraps from their tables. (Just look for a sign which says “Restaurant”)

Have a lovely trip, can’t wait to meet you on my own turf. We can sneak out together when my humans aren’t looking and paint the town red! There’s a nice park just across the road, and some lovely smelly garbage bins out in the back yard. I can also show you the place where I was born (before I adopted my humans).

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Can’t wait to meet you,

Head bumpies & scritchies from your ever expectant Fister

Dear Fister,

many thanks for your invitation. Today Tigris is bullying me all day long therefore I am very glad to pack my stuff.

The way on the map is just what I figured out by myself. And I know everything about boats because Mom and Dad have a sailing dinghy and they always talk of buying a life-jacket for me and getting me there:)

We can have all fun tonight because I know from your "nocturnal antics" thread how well we'll feel together. The only food I can bring is some smoked trout that I found in the fridge. There was no more caviar:(

Looking forward to meeting you

Filou

P.S.
Pam: men don't have to ask for directions because they can read maps;)

Rachel: it is not so easy to restrict me because I can de-materialize here and materialize somewhere else again.

Sweetest Gabe....

we'll always have the Ritz...

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Yours in reverie...

Winny

p.s. Fister and Filou (say that real fast!) Sorry I won't be able to join you guys...I'm grounded! Momma INSISTS she smelled Jack Daniels on me! :rolleyes:

Filou, I'll have to warn you. It's been snowing quite a lot here today, so you can forget about your dingy - or any other boat. You'll most likely need an icebreaker! :eek: Or you may even be able to cross the sea on foot, but remember to take some really warm boots on and a wollen sweater!

My human mom went down in the yard earlier to feed Pjevs, but his house was barely visible - there was half a meter of snow and she had to borrow John's moon boots just to get to it! Then she had to find something to scrape all that snow away from the entrance, and eventually Pjevs' little face showed up. :) Luckily there was a covered porch in the front, so Pjevs could eat the food standing inside. :D "Mom" said it looked really funny, because she had put a soft plastic curtain up a few days ago - you know like the ones they use in foreign warm countries to keep the flies out (I think). It was too dark to take a picture, but I bet you can imagine!

My humans dinner guests just left, but I saw from the window that they were struggling to get to the main road, so I fear they're coming back to stay the night. Lets hope not! I like the space to myself! So much fun to race around and knock down lamps etc.

Anyway, bring your mobile phone and get in touch if you get stuck somewhere on the way! I'll be waiting in anticipation! And I think they left some real goodies for us in the fridge. ;)

Edwina and Gabe, you should book a plane ticket right now and join us! The airport you want is CPH - get a business class, it's comfy! We're only 20 min. away from the airport and can pick you up! What do you say? There's enough goodies in the fridge for all of us! ;)

Fister

Dear Fister,

Thanks so much for inviting Winny and me to your home. I am afraid we are both in "hot water" for our meeting on New Year's Eve. We over-celebrated and now I am exhausted. I would love to visit with you another time. I am sure you and Filou will have a good time - and the food sounds so yummy too!

Here is a photo of me taken just moments ago, while I was trying to sleep. As you can see, I don't look much like a party animal.

Enjoy your company Fister. Regards to Filou!

The Gabe. the tired Gabe
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Hi Fister,
good idea with the plane. I'm also just 20 minutes from our airport here. I will take a dress of holy king so nobody will recognize me and there will be many around today collecting money and sweets.
A pity Gabe and Edwina can't come. I wonder whether we can invite some girls like Inka and Maya.
Looking forward to the party
Filou.

P.S. I can easily get away this afternoon as my big ones are going to watch Lord of the Rings II

To Fister:
Arriving 18:50 h. Flight No. SK 1662
Will you pick me up?
Filou