Kitties and Christmas trees!
Well, it's almost that time of year, when some of us decorate our houses for Christmas, and then the kitties try to un-decorate!
Let's hear some stories and hopefully see some pictures of how your kitties behave during the holidays!
We've always had real trees - I remember when I was a kid, having at least 2 Christmas trees tipped over by kitties. (We finally started putting a screw-type eye in the wall behind the tree and tying the tree to the wall with some twine:eek:. One kitty, our big 25-pounder, got almost to the top of the tree before it tipped over.) If I remember correctly, this usually happened in the middle of the night. My mom started spraying the trees with that Hartz Indoor NO stuff - all my childhood Christmas memories involve the horrible smell of that spray! (Which never worked, by the way):p
Then, when I got married and got my own kitty, we had to put metal rabbit-type fencing around the base of the tree to keep the kitty away, because she was very young and goofy. The year after that, we had a kitty AND a toddler in the house, so we skipped the tree altogether and just had a lighted wreath hanging on the wall (LAME! :p ) When girl kitty got older, she stopped knocking ornaments off the tree and just liked to lay under it like the best Christmas gift ever, after having a refreshing drink from the tree stand. One year I wrapped up some especially pungent catnip mice for my mom's kitties, but as soon as I put them under the tree, my girl kitty started batting the package around. I had to put it away until Mom came over for Christmas. Even then, my kitty sat right at her feet while she opened the box, and then "tested" the catnip mice for Mom's kitties (they passed inspection:D). The Christmas just before she died, when she was 14, I woke up one morning and found one lone ornament sitting on the floor next to the tree, and some chew marks on the edges of some of the gifts - she wanted to have one last fling, I guess.
Now, we have this fairly young and silly boy kitty, and we didn't even give him a chance to get at the tree - before we even put it up, we went to Home Depot and bought an actual wooden interior door with glass panels, put some "feet" on it, and stood it in the opening between the hallway and the living room, since there's no door there. It was kind of a pain to have to slide it out of the way, but we figured it was better than having a tipped tree. When he was allowed in the living room, he would immediately start drinking the water out of the tree stand, and then he would rub his nose against the tree branches and try to chew on them. This will be our first Christmas with an artificial tree, but we have all glass ornaments on the tree, and a lot of them are family heirlooms, so I'll probably still have to put up the "holiday door".
'Twas da night before Christmas
I am probably rushing the season, since it's not even Thanksgiving yet, but I just came across this and it had me laughing out loud. :)
'Twas da night before Christmas
And all thru da house.
Not a creetchur was stirrin',
Not even dat mouse!
Mommy and Daddy was safe in deir bed
But I couldn't get da mousie outta my head!
So I went to da kitchen and looked all around,
And you wouldn't believe what I did found!
Dere on da table dere was a great site-
A glass of milk had been left in the night!
So I got up on da table and dranked it all gone
And ate half a cookie and layed down and yawned
When outside da house, their arose such a racket,
I jumped on da floor, gettin ready to attack it!
I got real low, so da monsters wouldn't see me
And puffed out my fur and hid under da tree
When what, to my big green eyes did appear,
But a great big red guy with a fuzzy white beard!
The beard swayed around and enticed me a bit
So I wiggled my butt and jumped upon on it!
The red guy was surprised and felled on da tree
"Uh-oh!" I thought. Mom and Dad will blame me!
So I ran up da stairs and I got out of site
And I didn't go down for da rest of da night.
In da morning I slowly approached Mom and Dad.
You shoulda seen da big mess that they had!
But when they seed me they just smiled and sighed.
So I head-butted Momma and purred by Dad's side.
And dis next part still bring tears to my eyes.
But Momma and Daddy had a surprise:
Da big red guy with da fuzzy white beard
Had left me a gift for bein' good all year