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An email in my hotmail account:
I feel like I'm drowning in this pool of feelings I have for you. I am so in love with you. I have sent you an eCard to let you realize how I feel. see your memo.....here.
Not sure whether I want a secret admirer or 10 million UK dollars from Arabia.....
:eek::D:rolleyes:
Oh, Slick, you must not get as many emails as I do about young Russian/Asian/Eastern European ladies looking for a good husband and saying they saw my profile online and want to date me! I get all sorts of messages of romance - never mind the fact that I am female, and if they actually saw any mention of me at all, never mind any pictures, I am quite obvious NOT male!
It's just you and the girls - you simply attract them you lucky devil you!!:D:D:D
I'd opt for the $$ Slick. LOL!
Yup - I'd take the $$ too. Those young Russian wannabe brides are always after me too.
What tickles me is the ones I get for "dental Insurance", immediately followed by "burial insurance". If I plan on dropping dead, I'm sure not going to worry about what my teeth look like!! :p
LOL! Too funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by slick
Take the money! :D :p
Gosh, a secret admirer finally getting up the courage to profess his love for you!
Or 10 million UK dollars from Arabia. And I didn't know the UK even HAD dollars, along with the pounds, I guess.
Such a hard decision you have to make, Slick!
LOL The only thing my girls attract is my waist.......Quote:
Originally Posted by gini
Wom - you've got competition. :D
Hey Slick, I was WONDERING when you were going to alert Wom.
I love the ads I get for penis enlargers. Uh, people? I'm female. Kind of lack that little item.:rolleyes:
Not really Slick. I'm the one who sent that email. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by slick
They're just magnifying glasses.....you can get them at the dollar store. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by katladyd
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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
LOL! Thanks for that morning laugh. I needed it this morning.Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
You laughed ???Quote:
Originally Posted by happylabs
But........I was serious. :D
I laughed about the magnifying glass. I would definitely not laugh about your professing your love for someone. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
Well ok then.Quote:
Originally Posted by happylabs
So you won't laugh if I tell you that I have a suspicion that Slick has been two timing me ???
Wom, we have all been two-timing you!:D:D
Yes we have! But you weren't supposed to tell him!!! :pQuote:
Originally Posted by gini
I haven't been but then again, I'm old enough to be his grannie!!! :D:love:Quote:
Originally Posted by gini
Et tu Brutus. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by gini
Right !!! You've just blown spot number 15 in the waiting line. You'll now be number 30.Quote:
Originally Posted by happylabs
MOFF....you can move into spot number 15.
Gini, you can stay in spot number 14, but you must promise me to leave the postman be, in future.
Slick, you still have spot numbers 1 to 13. :D
So if my math is correct, I am actually #3. Hmmmm...they do "three's a charm". :)Quote:
Originally Posted by wombat2u2004
I am Mr. Aljandro Javier I have a noble proposition that will be of great
benefit to you and humanity. Reply me via ([email protected]) for more
details.
Kind Regards,
Aljandro</pre>
My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I
inherited all His business and wealth. Presently my doctor
told me that I may not live for more than six months, though
I am not scared about this, I am not afraid of death, hence I
will be in the bosom of the Lord forever, any time my God calls
me home, I now decided to look for an organization or an
individual who is God fearing, that will use the funds for
charity organization, by contributing to the development of
evangelism in the world, assisting motherless babes homes and
poor churches all over the world.
I selected you after browsing the Internet for this purpose and
prayed over it, for the fact that I always go to God in prayers
in situation like this, because He is the Alfa and Omega.I am
willing to donate all the money I have in the bank, which is
US$15,000,000.00 (FifteenMillion United States Dollars) to
you for the development of evangelism and also as aids for the
less privileged around you. Please note that this funds is
lying with a Bank,
FULL NAMES:
ADRESS:
COUNTRY:
TELEPHONE:
FAX:
MOBILE :
MARITAL STATUS:
SEX:
AGE:
OCCUPATION:
NATIONALITY:
EMAIL:
Please Reply this to: [email protected]
May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God, and the sweet
fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you now and forever more, amen.
God bless you. Mrs. Helene Heather Thomson Sneddon
Reply to This [email protected]</pre>
Dammit !!! My cover has been blown.
I knew having a Ruskie name would backfire....next time I'll choose a Chinese name with heart strings attached.....something like....Princess Sung Song.