This just in from my new buddy Adamu.
I NEED YOUR URGENT RESPOND.
FROM Dr.Adamu.Amadu.
The Head of File and Auditing Department,
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso ( West Africa )
REMITTANCE OF US$20,5;MILLION
CONFIDENTIAL IS THE CASE. VERY URGENT ATTENTION
This message might meet you in utmost surprise, however, it's just my Urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction I am a banker by profession from Burkina Faso in West Africa and currently holding the post of director Auditing and accounting unit of the bank.
"Fair enuf. I'm always here to respond to your urgent needs."
I have the opportunity of transferring the left over Funds ($20.5 million) of one of my bank clients who died Along with his entire family in a plane crash.
"My sincere condolences to the plane"
All expenses incurred by you and me in this transaction will be deducted out from the 10% of the total fund before the sharing of the fund according to the percentages agreed. I will come over to your country as soon as the transfer is over to receive my own share of the fund for further investments by your advice. Please I want you to understand that a stitch in time saves nine so write back and tell me if you really want to carry out this transaction with me.
"Oh goody. I'll be waiting at tha airport for you with a limo. Sorry if it's just a Hyundai. Things are a bit tight you know."
From banking experience it will take up to fourteen(14) working days to conclude this transfer. I sincerely need your help because this might be my first and last opportunity of hitting big money. I also would want you to treat this affair as both urgent, top secret and confidential. I want you to also know that this transaction will involve some expenses which will be shared among both of us.
"Errr...how much expense exactly ?? My pocket money for the week is five bucks, so if it's more than that, then I'm going to have to borrow another five bucks from the bank, and of course that must be accounted for in the final division of the funds."
This payment will be effected through Swift Telegraphic Transfer.
"You mean....you have that kind of technology in Swahililand?? What happened to the carrier pigeons??? You've eaten them all already?"Your Urgent response is needed for immediate transfer of this fund in to your receiving bank account. "I'm here. I'm here. Don't get yer lioncloth in a knot."
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"What's this? I typed it into my browser and got a Russian porn site"
(FILL THIS FORM BELLOW PLEASE AND RESEND IT TO ME). "Ok"
Your name in full.......................... ........Willie Wombat
Your country....................... ..................Australia
Your age........................... ....................I'm not exactly sure, but it's somewhere between 45 and 85. You choose a number.
Your cell phone......................... ...........No phones allowed in my cell...sorry
Your occupation.................... ...............I don't need one now that I'm going to become extremely wealthy....thanks to you.
Your sex........................... ....................Now yer startin to get a bit deep and personal old mate. Just include leather and whippings for a starter. I'll let your wife know the rest later.
Your International passport..................Yes, it's blue one with a kangaroo on the front.
Your marital status........................ ........Well I am married. But you'd better not drop that one on your mother or wife or daughters, cute little servants etc etc. At my age I need all the advantage I can get.
Your bank name.......................... ..........Bank ?? Are you kidding me ?? Would I have a bank account ?? I don't have any money.
Best Regards,
Dr.Adamu.Amadu
