Inner peace - how to achieve it!

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09-12-2011, 11:00 PM
wombat2u2004

Inner peace - how to achieve it!

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished so I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr pisss. An telum,u blody luvum.!! Xxx
09-13-2011, 05:19 PM
lizbud

An oldie but goodie.:D LOL
09-14-2011, 01:36 AM
slick

Well, I just finished off a bottle of vodka. Does that count? :eek::p
09-14-2011, 12:44 PM
lvpets2002

:p And me just down a boddle of Rummss.. Dsss thatsss counttttsss????? Laughing My Butt Off!!:D

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Originally Posted by slick

Well, I just finished off a bottle of vodka. Does that count? :eek::p
09-15-2011, 04:20 PM
RICHARD

The sad part for me is that the note made total sense to me........and I am sober.;)
09-15-2011, 04:45 PM
lvpets2002

:p Well Richard dont feel Ole & Lonley.. So did I.. Hick Uppppp....:D

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Originally Posted by RICHARD

The sad part for me is that the note made total sense to me........and I am sober.;)
09-16-2011, 11:54 PM
wombat2u2004

Thanks gang.
I posted this to drag all of the p*ssheads out into the open.
So far we have Slick and Helene. Richard has nearly cracked.....he'll admit his new addiction to Kentucky Bourbon soon.
Ahhhh....the list grows. :D
09-17-2011, 07:46 AM
Bonny

Silo Gas will make you whoozzy! :D
09-17-2011, 09:51 AM
wombat2u2004

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Originally Posted by Bonny

Silo Gas will make you whoozzy! :D

Sorry Bonny, we can't allow grain sniffers into the Elite Boozers Club.
09-17-2011, 10:11 AM
Randi

LOL! :D I know just the person to pass it on to!
09-17-2011, 03:15 PM
kittycats_delight

Well, I just finished supper which consisted of 1/2 litre of wine, fish cooked in a wine reduction sauce with veggies & tiramisù which had the savoiardi soaked in marsala...does that make me a wine...oh!!!
09-17-2011, 05:24 PM
phesina

I went to a Cat Show this afternoon and won a nice bottle of Champagne in a raffle there! Shall we celebrate?
09-17-2011, 06:50 PM
wombat2u2004

Two more members....good.
Soon we will have a network going for future pub crawls. :D
09-17-2011, 10:08 PM
Bonny

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Originally Posted by wombat2u2004

Sorry Bonny, we can't allow grain sniffers into the Elite Boozers Club.

Would Fermented Silage juice count? It can make a cow or pig stagger if they drink it much of it.
09-17-2011, 11:31 PM
wombat2u2004

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Originally Posted by Bonny

Would Fermented Silage juice count? It can make a cow or pig stagger if they drink it much of it.

Only if it is bottled, labelled and sold in sleazy establishments. We, the new pubcrawler gang are very particular about what we drink and where we drink. :D
09-19-2011, 08:41 AM
CountryWolf07

Made me giggle. Thanks, Wom! :)