ok.. ROFLMAO!!!!..

you know those emails frm Nigeria right?.. the ones saying you´ll "inherit" millions upon millions of $..

well.. I got an email.. not from Nigeria.. but from the FBI... hahahaha.. saying to reply or they´d come arrest me and put me in jail.. lol

they said that I had a deposit in (insert bank name here.. I forgot which one)for such amount of money.. and that I needed to verify some data or they´d arrest me for having such big amount of cash.. lol

so... said account was in USA in a usa bank.. lol.. so I hurried to provide my info.. i don´t wanna be arrested.. lol:rolleyes:.. seriously.. :rolleyes:

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you know those emails frm Nigeria right?.. the ones saying you´ll "inherit" millions upon millions of $..

well.. I got an email.. not from Nigeria.. but from the FBI... hahahaha.. saying to reply or they´d come arrest me and put me in jail.. lol

they said that I had a deposit in (insert bank name here.. I forgot which one)for such amount of money.. and that I needed to verify some data or they´d arrest me for having such big amount of cash.. lol

so... said account was in USA in a usa bank.. lol.. so I hurried to provide my info.. i don´t wanna be arrested.. lol:rolleyes:.. seriously.. :rolleyes:

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Oh yeah - I get those all the time - a least 2 every day. Trouble is - they can't make up their mind. In one mail they will arrest me, and in another they tell me it's okay to deal with the Nigerians - that they are on the up and up. Of course in both cases I have to provide them with all my personal and banking info. How do people get sucked into this crap??? - it's beyond me!

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you know those emails frm Nigeria right?.. the ones saying you´ll "inherit" millions upon millions of $..

well.. I got an email.. not from Nigeria.. but from the FBI... hahahaha.. saying to reply or they´d come arrest me and put me in jail.. lol

they said that I had a deposit in (insert bank name here.. I forgot which one)for such amount of money.. and that I needed to verify some data or they´d arrest me for having such big amount of cash.. lol

so... said account was in USA in a usa bank.. lol.. so I hurried to provide my info.. i don´t wanna be arrested.. lol:rolleyes:.. seriously.. :rolleyes:

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So the FBI is going to come get you and arrest you in Mexico, eh? You must be REALLLLLLY worried!

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So the FBI is going to come get you and arrest you in Mexico, eh? You must be REALLLLLLY worried!

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lol.. yeah.. hahaha

it´s really beyond belief that there are people who actually buy this stuff.. how´s it possible.. lol..

I haven't had that one - YET. I get the Viagra ads all the time. :rolleyes: And the Nigeria people, gosh they all be SO RICH with all the money they want to give me!

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lol.. yeah.. hahaha

it´s really beyond belief that there are people who actually buy this stuff.. how´s it possible.. lol..

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A que carcel va tu correo?:eek:;):D

What the heck, the junk mails I get are always something really dirty brained, I have no reason why they only send me those emails. But the email you got about getting arrested is way crazy! :rolleyes::rolleyes:

@pomtzu: Lol! they really don't know what to do, do they? :p:p

I had a "funny" one this a.m. - couldn't help but laugh! It was actually just a new twist on a very old scam.
Any of you that get a lot of these, have probably seen the ones like this: Dying woman - suffering from breast cancer - husband dead - no children to leave the millions to that dead husband left to her. So she wants to leave it all to ME - some money for me and invest the rest in orphanages and the like. That's all I have to do.
So here's the kicker: She states that time is of the essence and I must respond immediately, since her doctors have told her that she will not live for more than 2 weeks after her next surgery DUH!!?? :confused::rolleyes: Okay there, not so intelligent Moron - why bother to go thru the pain of more surgery if you'll be dead within 2 weeks????
I so wanted to respond back with that question - but of course I refrained. Don't these idiots read what they write before they send this garbage global???

It did start my day out with a good laugh tho. Thanks Moron - I needed that!!! :p:D

If the idiots who think up these scams would use their imaginations for something positive this world would be a much better place. One question here, if the Nigerians have all this money to throw away, why not use it to fix the problems in their own country? I get this nonsense at home and at work (I always report the ones that come to the office)

Why does it continue? The scammers know that some people will fall for anything!

I usually get emails that are like" hey, there, I'm new in town so I thought I should email you so we could be friends and also chat around" and garbage like that.
1. I'd like to ask that person, who gave him/her my email address,
2. There isn't any space for a new home in my neighborhood.
3. Nobody's selling their home except ones who like away, not in my
neighborhood (and nobody's renting their place)
4. WHY THE HECK WOULD SOMEBODY MOVE TO WHERE I LIVE??!! :confused::mad:

And I got emails like these, like 15 of them, with different names. :rolleyes::phttp://petoftheday.com/talk/picture....pictureid=3781http://petoftheday.com/talk/picture....pictureid=3782 Lol! What the heck?!
And I usually get emails like I have a lot of money and I can only trust you (when the heck did we meet?!) and so please tell me if you can accept this money so you could come and take it and bogus stuff like that. :rolleyes:

I got a bill for Viagra. I'm female.:p:D

La Lindsey Lohan va ir a la carcel tambien.

Mandale saludos por mi?:D

I really envy you guys. I got one of those last year sometimes but haven't gotten another one since. Guess I should count my blessings but some that my friends get are more than stupid but they sure do make me laugh. Maybe they lost my address or they're giving me time to age a bit more thinking I'll fall for the next one....please don't get arrested Isabelle :D

No joke tho folks..........these people wouldn't do that unless they made money.
Millions and millions of dollars are scammed annually out of gullible people.
Even tho their emails sound dumb....they actually score sometimes, and their dumb letters rake in millions.

There are con people everywhere in this world.
Just last week I ordered a p***s enlarger on eBay....they sent me a magnifying glass :p:p

I´ve been acting low profile.. i don´t wanna go to jail... lol

it´s funny yet sad that there are still people who believe this stuff with ALL that has being said.. haven´t they heard?.. wow..

if I do get caught i might slap her if you want bro.. ;)

and wom.. oh man.. I had this perfect image of you in tutu.. now.. well... lol...:p

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There are con people everywhere in this world.
Just last week I ordered a p***s enlarger on eBay....they sent me a magnifying glass :p:p

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I got an email like that, if you wanna have it enlarged, go to this site :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: What the heck :rolleyes::mad:just deleted it STUPID DORKS :mad::mad:

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and wom.. oh man.. I had this perfect image of you in tutu.. now.. well... lol...:p

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And perfect they are my dear ;)
Feast your peepers on some of my more conventional pics. (I do go topless to, but ya not gettin those) :p

This one was taken in the "True American Man Lookalike Contest". I was actually runner up.

http://i970.photobucket.com/albums/a...k-Tutu-Bow.jpg


This one is just a silly old pic of me in ballet class. Do you like Henry's outfit ??? I think his blue top definately goes with his blue skirt.

http://i970.photobucket.com/albums/a...dave-marsh.jpg


This is my brother. His name is Veronica. As you can see, he's on anti-depressants.

http://i970.photobucket.com/albums/a...ed2c3add43.jpg

And of course this is my favourite pic. I call it my "Aspiration Photo".
For I aspire to one day being able to walk down the aisle with Paris and forever dress up (and remove) our tutus.

http://i970.photobucket.com/albums/a...31_06-full.jpg

OMG Wom !!! Where do you come up with all of this???? :confused::D

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If I do get caught i might slap her if you want bro.. ;)

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No te pones en mal por ella.

O, si vas estar en la carcel?

Dale una buena patada en las nalgas?:eek::)

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And perfect they are my dear ;)
Feast your peepers on some of my more conventional pics. (I do go topless to, but ya not gettin those) :p

This one was taken in the "True American Man Lookalike Contest". I was actually runner up.

http://i970.photobucket.com/albums/a...k-Tutu-Bow.jpg


This one is just a silly old pic of me in ballet class. Do you like Henry's outfit ??? I think his blue top definately goes with his blue skirt.

http://i970.photobucket.com/albums/a...dave-marsh.jpg


This is my brother. His name is Veronica. As you can see, he's on anti-depressants.

http://i970.photobucket.com/albums/a...ed2c3add43.jpg

And of course this is my favourite pic. I call it my "Aspiration Photo".
For I aspire to one day being able to walk down the aisle with Paris and forever dress up (and remove) our tutus.

http://i970.photobucket.com/albums/a...31_06-full.jpg

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OMG, Wom, I am rolling!

Isabel, you better run before they find you :p

Omg - I'm having so much trouble getting up from the floor. That's where I landed after seeing these pictures. Wom I swear you are certifiable , I just don't know how you come up with this stuff but it sure keeps me rolling :D :D :D

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Omg - I'm having so much trouble getting up from the floor. That's where I landed after seeing these pictures. Wom I swear you are certifiable , I just don't know how you come up with this stuff but it sure keeps me rolling :D :D :D

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I dunno who takes those pics either. But there they are in my camera every time I get the film developed.
The pics without the tutu on, are not available to be posted here, but ARE available for $80 a set, posted to you in an unmarked brown envelope....if you are interested. Hurry tho.....stocks are running out fast :p

@ Richard: hehe.. I sure can do that bro.. but it ain´t gonna be swift.. lol

@ Wom:..LMAO!!
would you need our banking info to tranfer the $80.. lol..

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@ Wom:..LMAO!!
would you need our banking info to tranfer the $80.. lol..

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I'll take anything of value. Food stamps, cash, cheque or Paypal, housebricks, etc etc

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I'll take anything of value. Food stamps, cash, cheque or Paypal, housebricks, etc etc

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Go ahead, mail bricks.;)

http://www.stampsofdistinction.com/2...st-office.html

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go ahead, mail bricks.;)

http://www.stampsofdistinction.com/2...st-office.html

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lmao!!!..