*Flat Tyre* & *Taco* Caper...

SmokeMutt here ~

Been a few dayz (happened Sundee nite) - so mebbee I can tell this Tail wiffout Dad gettin too riled up wiffa bad memmuriez...

We wuz motorin back towards da Ranch aftur a nice MomsVille visit wiff GranMom an Antee Nancy (she had hopped a BigBurd an flew in fur a few dayz visit wiff GranMom). Wuz late an Dad got a bad case of da *munchiez*. Wizz'd past a Taco Dinger wiffa litez still on = *WHOOOOA, Kar*!! Dad talkz to da lil talkin box an getz *us* 3 of da Sundee Cheepie Spechulz - the thurty-nine cent krunchie wunz. He paintz wun up wiffa tangy sauce stuff an startz munchin whilst we're motorin on...

Kar startz makin a not-so-phunnie *floppin noize* :eek:! We pullz ober onna paved driveway an he hoppz out ta check. Herd sum Nawtee :mad: Wurdz when he spotz da *Flat Tyre*... Den he spotz ME checkin out da left-oberz of Taco #1 = Don'cha DARE! an he hoppz back in an gobbelz it down...

Musta furgot bout Tacos #2 an #3 kuz he getz out wiffa fashlite an startz changin da Tyre... Lotta nawtee wurdz commin frumma frunt uvva kar - so I figgerz he'z not inna mood ta be reminded bout da Tacos gettin kold inna baggie onna frunt seet...

I reechez up an pullz da baggie onna back seet wiff me ~
Jest gonna kurl up wiff em an keep em warm.

Well heck - he gotz THREE of em - he had wun - prolly figgered wun fur me an two fur him - I'z gonna have mine while it'z still warm.

Not havin pozzabul thummz makes it *Reel Differkult* ta un-bag an un-wrap a Taco! But I got er! :D Nebber had a hole wun all to myself.
*Ummmm, Gud*!
Looked out the winnow a kupla tymes an *smiLLed* :D at Dad. He *waved* back.

Thunk I herd Taco #3 *shivverin* inna baggie kuz it wuz lonesum an all alone. Kant have dat. Got him out an put him inna tummie wiff nummer two.

*BuRRpp*! Hope I dont get *gass*... :p

Tyre's dun! Dad hoppz back in an off we go. :cool:
Dat'z when he reached fur da Taco Baggie dat izint onna frunt seet ennie more... Uhhh - Oooohhh!

Aftur he got dun *hollerin* - I figgered out he'd planned on more than WUN Taco fur hizzelf :rolleyes:. We flew back to Taco Dinger - but da litez wuz off... *Uhhh-Oohhh, agin*!

<Lotta Nawtee Wurdz>

I kurled up rite a-hind hiz seet an gotz reel quiet... He <mumbled> fur twennie minnitz...

I thunk it had all blow'd ober - all quite up frunt inna pilot'z seet...

Then da *gass* problem started... :o
Must be that **Dawggie*Taco*F@rtz** are extreemly obnoxshus to hungree Daddiez... Kuz after each *pOOt* I hadda lissin to him <squwakin> fur a least 5 milez! :rolleyes:!

Aftur we got home - I dint get nuffin fur supper -
Think Cinder got mine...

We all gotz onna BigBed an I thunk all wuz furgiven ~
Dad eben wrapped hiz pawz round me an gimmie a big {hugg}...

<**POOoooot!**>
*GASS attak*
<WHUMMP!>
I'z pushed onna floor so fast I dint knowe wha-happened!

Spent da hole nite makin *bad air* unner da BigBed all by myself :(.

Memo to self: WUN Taco is prolly enuff...

/s/ Smokey, da TacoMutt

hahaha. that had me laughing ...


Great tale, too bad about that flat tire, the missing tacos and most of all the gas! :o :eek:

Hope the tacos were yummy and worth sleeping off tha big bed for ;)


-manda99-

LOL!!

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Lmao.

TAco Bell is my fave -=D

LOL that really cracked me up! I love your posts! Hehe I bet those tacos were worth it, huh Smoke? Reggie doesn't even have to eat Tacos to do that! He's quite talented! lol

Glad I'm not the only one having car troubles. :rolleyes: I drove to work (Petco) today just fine. When I went to go home after work, my car wouldn't start.......dead....completely. So I had to call my mom. Line was busy, so I had to go and call a friend to get my mom off of the internet. My mom had to drive all the way over there.......tried to jump start the car, wouldn't work. My dad somehow got it to work a little while ago. We think the stupid brake lights won't go off and drained the battery. This is about the 3rd time it's done it in a month. That stupid car is trying to strand me! Now I have to beg for a ride to work tomorrow, lol.

Great Story Smokey! And you tell it so well! :D
Sorry your Daddy had a flat tire, but honestly, did he expect those tacos to just sit there!! :D Hope the gaseous state passed quickly.

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Fister here .... Smokey, how on earth did you manage to time it so well - just after your dad got the taco's, the tire went! :confused: Did you push a nail under it while dad bought the taco's? At least he got the bed all to himself most of the night!

Smokey, I bet you won't be offered a taco for a while! :D

:D *LOL* :D

I'm really sorry your Dad wasn't very happy, smokey, and hopefully he can find the humor in it someday!

Smokey, if your dad ever tells you need to "get a job", I think storytelling will be at the top of your list!!! You did a great job letting us know what happened with the flat tyre and the tacos! You just didn't want dad to have heartburn, did you? Good boy!! :D :D

Smokey, I admire you, just looking out for your dad (& of course the tacos, ya know, so they wouldn't get cold:) ).
Those taco gassers are the worsthttp://smilies.uniquehardware.co.uk/ups/DeNiro/sick.gif
Hope your tummy feels better (no more f@rts!) & hope dad isn't still too upset with you!

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Oh goodness.... I needed that. Oh Phred, I'm so sorry about your flat tire. Naughty Smokey! Eatin' your daddy's dinner.

I just looked at this again and now all I can think is:
Mmmmm... Taco Belllll...

cute, very cute. Thanks for sharing! :)

:D LOL!!!! Oh, my gosh, Smokey, your story made me laugh so hard my side hurts. I really needed a laugh this morning. Did Cinder get mad because you got tacos and she didn't? Thanks for the tail er tale.:D

Great story you guys really need to put all the stories in a book.I'd buy it!
Smoke, Merlin says them taco things do the same to him, Wendys burgers are the best and no bad air included.

LMAO!!!! i couldn't stop laughing...good story...sry about the flat tire though lol

LOL!!! Great story Smokey! You and your sis have quite the talent for story telling...I hope sharing it does remind your daddy and get you in trouble again....

Cinners here ~

Jest figgered out whut wuz goin on Sundee nite when da guyz got back frum the GranMom Visit...

Kinda wundered bout Smoke's *breath* anna *buRRRpz* - an no supper fur him - when they got in. An then da *gass attak* onna BigBed :eek:!
Had no ideer *Taco*F@rtz* wuz THAT bad!! :rolleyes:

Makes sense - now - wiff whut'z been goin on this week...

We wuz all motorin round towne inna kar when Dad getz *hungree* an we stopped at Mickey's driv-up store. He startz munchin an seez da kar needz a drink - we whip inna station an he startz gettin out. Then jumpz back in an grabz the Mickey D bag an takez it WIFF him!

Putz it onna trunky lid whilst he'z pumpin an payin fur da gas - nebber dun THAT affore.

Oh well - weez jest gonna havta bide our tyme - he'll furget soonur or later... Gonna havta get a lil more *excited* next tyme we zipp past da Taco Dinger Shop - Smoke sez they gotz Reelee Gud grub in there! :D

/s/ Cinder

Gosh, Cinder, since you didn't get a taco, I think you deserve a special treat all your own. What do you think?:D

:D :D :D :D I was laughing tears!

Corinna wrote.

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Great story you guys really need to put all the stories in a book.I'd buy it!

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And me! I bet an awful lot of other Pet Talkerswould too.

I read this at work and just started laughing out loud
through the whole story. :D :D :D

Sorry bout the tyre Phred, but Smoke man just cudn't
hep it. Them Taco's sure smell GOOD. Hey they wuz
gettin cold .......l:p

Hannah here, Smokey. Ya done good. Got 2 oudda the 3! I'm impressed. You the dog, Smokey. Sleepin on da floor is a small price to pay for 2 tacos. I've never got to wrap my lips around even 1.

My mom likes to eat her Cheerios at her desk in her office while she works. Sometimes she has to leave the room and thats when I spring into action....Ya gotta be quick...I can reach up to the top of the desk and my tongue is just long enough to get into that bowl of cereal and milk...yummmy... just thinking about it. Sometimes there is a clink as the spoon goes flying to the floor and that brings her back running with those same words your dad uses *DON'T YOU DARE*! One day she had her cereal in the bedroom at a little table. I goes into da bathroom and starts scatching on the toilet bowl. She knows this means I wants some fresh water in my water bowl in there. *JUST WAIT*. How many times I hear that one! So I keeps scratching and scatching on the toilet bowl. Finally she gets up and comes to the bathroom and picks up my water dish and throws the old water out, then fills it up with nice fresh clean water. Are you with me on this one??? Guess where I was? Right in the next room lapping up the Cheerios. I had to give myself an *Atta Girl* for that one! I am sooo clever.

Hannah

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Originally posted by Rachel
Hannah here...
Are you with me on this one??? Guess where I was?
Right in the next room lapping up the Cheerios.
I had to give myself an *Atta Girl* for that one!

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:D Way to go, Hannah!!

Wunder iffin we could use that diverzunairy taktik atta Ranch???

Dad offin eetz his supper inna kliner chair an leebz hiz bowl onna arm or da low tabul when he runz inna kitchin to fetch sumpin...

<thinks>

Now if wunna us wuz inna bunkroon makin a fuss...
Da udder wun otta have bout enuff tyme ta kleen out da bowl...

Big *rub* is gonna be figgerin out who getz the bunkroom detail an who getz da bowl kleenin job...?

We'll flip da Kat - aint gotz no koinz. :p

Tanks fur da ideer, Hannah ~
We like yur thinkin!!

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You guys are just too funny!!:p

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Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke


:D Way to go, Hannah!!

Wunder iffin we could use that diverzunairy taktik atta Ranch???

Dad offin eetz his supper inna kliner chair an leebz hiz bowl onna arm or da low tabul when he runz inna kitchin to fetch sumpin...

<thinks>

Now if wunna us wuz inna bunkroon makin a fuss...
Da udder wun otta have bout enuff tyme ta kleen out da bowl...

Big *rub* is gonna be figgerin out who getz the bunkroom detail an who getz da bowl kleenin job...?

We'll flip da Kat - aint gotz no koinz. :p

Tanks fur da ideer, Hannah ~
We like yur thinkin!!

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No, No, No, you don flip da katz, you use him to make da diverzunairy tatik, din yuz both get your dadz dinner!
Dis if MOFF'S boys by da way!

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Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces No, No, No, you don flip da katz, you use him to make da diverzunairy tatik, din yuz both get your dadz dinner!

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We tinkz you Boyz misunnerstoodz us...

"Flip da Kat" as in *Toss a Koin* ~ Kat lands Hed'z up or Tail'z up :eek: desides who getz whut detail.

Kat wood be uz-less for doin the diverzunairy taktik in da bunkroom - he nebber duz nuffin rite when ya needz him!

Cides ~ heez alluz layin onna udder kliner chair starin at Dad's suppur bowl waitin fur an oppurtoonitee ta grab sumpin hizself!

ah, we see. we jest din't tink flippin katz sounded like a good idea wif his new plumbn job. we thot maybe you could bribe him to 'accidently' knock sumtin ober in another room and you two could grab da food. course ifn katz got his beady little eyes on da food too, dat wouldn't work.
moff's boyz:eek: