The Cat Alphabet?

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08-13-2009, 01:32 AM
RICHARD

The Cat Alphabet?

I was sitting here when the Edster decided to come over and sit with me.
Now, there is no room next to me, so I have to rearrange the area.

While I 'arranged' with my right arm, I held him back with left. I repeated a very familiar phrase to him and then realized that the Cat Alphabet is only 24 letters long.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMPQRSTUVWXYZ

;)
08-13-2009, 02:04 AM
blue

Quote:

Originally Posted by RICHARD

I was sitting here when the Edster decided to come over and sit with me.
Now, there is no room next to me, so I have to rearrange the area.

While I 'arranged' with my right arm, I held him back with left. I repeated a very familiar phrase to him and then realized that the Cat Alphabet is only 24 letters long.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMPQRSTUVWXYZ

;)

I must be missing something here cause I dont get it.

I do know Erp is pissed at me for adding a 3rd keyboard and she no long has room to perch on my keyboard tray.
08-13-2009, 02:52 AM
Barbara

Hehehe- this is so true! In an Aby alphabet certainly those letters are missing:D
08-13-2009, 07:21 AM
smokey the elder

Look closely and you'll see a very common English word missing!:p
08-13-2009, 07:39 AM
Pinot's Mom

;) cute! ...and so true!
08-13-2009, 10:19 AM
Cinder & Smoke

Quote:

Originally Posted by RICHARD

... and then realized that the Cat Alphabet is only 24 letters long.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMPQRSTUVWXYZ

;)

OMG!
And after all those years ... No Wonder That Darn Kat never seemed to
"listen" when spoken to! :( :mad:

WHO Knew??
:D
08-13-2009, 10:43 AM
astrid

Gosh!!! Now I understand cats better!!!
No wonder why they give you that innocent look... it is really NOT THEIR FAULT!!! ;):rolleyes:
08-13-2009, 11:35 AM
lvpets2002

:) Yes well No wonder cats dont mind..They will look at you & just say No.. Well I am not surprised that Ed would know the word No..:D
08-13-2009, 12:35 PM
katladyd

I "no" that my two do not recognize that word, even though Ming has an n in his name. Cats!
08-13-2009, 03:34 PM
DJFyrewolf36

HA too true! :D
08-13-2009, 03:54 PM
catmandu

To the Found Cats no means Our Dad doesnt like it, but he will give in because we are so cute!!!
:):)
And he truly LOVES US!!!
:love::love::love:
So very true!!!
:love::love::love:
08-13-2009, 06:59 PM
cassiesmom

At our house that word has lost 99% of its meaning. The only impact it still has is when I tell Cassie that she can meow for it all she wants but we have ___ tuna fish in the house.

Another useless word: DOWN. (As in, Get Down)
08-13-2009, 10:17 PM
katladyd

Yet another usless word to say to a cat, stop, as in "stop racing around the house!"
08-14-2009, 03:18 AM
Barbara

Quote:

Originally Posted by cassiesmom

Another useless word: DOWN. (As in, Get Down)

The not existing letters are in this word as well- so the cat has no chance. DW sounds like "Do" to them ;)
08-14-2009, 08:26 AM
GILL

In our house they all know the word "NO" aka "your going to get wet"
But as with all the cat words this word is also subject to selective hearing.
Other words that are used are
1."gitoffdawall" - get off the wall.
2."imeatin" - I am eating leave me alone or die.
3."nonails" - if you do not remove your nails from my body I will bleed
all over you.
4."whatsyoudoing" - what are you up too, keep it up and you will get wet.
all these words are usually presided by a name.
08-14-2009, 10:53 AM
lvpets2002

:) Too Funny John but good.. Sounds just like my wording around the house..

Quote:

Originally Posted by GILL

In our house they all know the word "NO" aka "your going to get wet"
But as with all the cat words this word is also subject to selective hearing.
Other words that are used are
1."gitoffdawall" - get off the wall.
2."imeatin" - I am eating leave me alone or die.
3."nonails" - if you do not remove your nails from my body I will bleed
all over you.
4."whatsyoudoing" - what are you up too, keep it up and you will get wet.
all these words are usually presided by a name.
08-14-2009, 11:14 AM
RICHARD

Well, I guess we have trimmed down the Cat Alphabet down to the letter "Z"!:D
08-14-2009, 02:40 PM
smokey the elder

Diamond's last name is Getoffthetable.:D
08-14-2009, 03:05 PM
RICHARD

Quote:

Originally Posted by smokey the elder

Diamond's last name is Getoffthetable.:D

Roseanne Barr had a standup routine that I cannot remember exactly how it went. But the basic premise was about being a mom and yelling at your kids.

To paraphrase her routine?

It started with her telling her kids "Don't drink the milk out of the carton"

After so many warnings it was truncated to "Don't drink the milk....."

A few more times shortened it to, "Don't drink......"

Then it finally was reduced to......."Beh!":D

Would you let us know when it gets to, "Diamond.....ah!":confused::)