This bat is nowhere NEAR a belfry.... :-)

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/08070...mals_offbeat_3

Downright batty: British woman finds bat in her bra

Wed Jul 9, 12:47 PM

LONDON (AFP) - A British woman spoke of her surprise Wednesday after finding a baby bat in her bra.

Abbie Hawkins, 19, harboured the creature in her bosom for over four hours and had felt a slight twitching but thought it was her mobile phone vibrating.

Eventually, though, she checked and found the creature nestling in the padding pocket of her 34FF bra.

"Once I realised it was a bat I was shocked, but then I felt quite sorry for it really," Hawkins, a hotel receptionist from Norfolk, eastern England, told the Eastern Daily Press newspaper.

"It looked very snug in there and I thought how mean I was for disturbing it."

The bat survived unharmed and has been released back into the wild.

34FF ??? :eek: Oh, uh, I mean a bat in her bra! :eek:;)

sounds batty to me....

Does she keep her cell phone in her bra normally?

34FF :eek::eek: Ummm, are cup sizes different in England?

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Originally Posted by kuhio98

34FF :eek::eek: Ummm, are cup sizes different in England?

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Why, yes.

They use the British Standard Whitworth measures in England.;)


LOL,

Holy Bat Phone, Abby.

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I think there are belfreys in an Abby....:eek:

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Hey, that's not "Rubbin", it's Batman.:o:rolleyes:

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A cell phone? Bats? Chocolate? Naw........:p

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LOL, that's the new Bat Signal.

What a story! Odd! Odd! Odd!

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in the padding pocket of her 34FF bra

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Heck, I wouldn't have felt anything either! :eek:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/...21_468x464.jpg

The link to this story has a second photo that confirms that 19-year-old Abbie is not, er, overweight at all....

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/news/a...iving-BRA.html

How in the heck do you NOT notice that there is a bat in your bra when you put it on?? It doesn't just crawl in there while you're wearing it.

As a side note, I can't imagine a woman who's 34" around being naturally a FF. That's really large!

‘I did not notice anything as I put my bra on. The night before I had had one or two drinks and I was getting ready quickly.

LOLOLOLOL,

What would have happened if she had three or four drinks the night before?

‘Bats often roost in trees or under roof tiles - anywhere that is dark or safe.’

Four hours inside a bra sounds safe to me.;):cool:

Jenn - click on the link in the post above yours...I think you will see that she does wear an FF....:cool:

Anything to get your picture ( and boobs) into the public eye.:D

LMAO. Our cleaner told me this story and I was hoping someone would post about it.:D Glad the little thing was OK.

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Originally Posted by Catty1

Jenn - click on the link in the post above yours...I think you will see that she does wear an FF....:cool:

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Yes, but what I meant was that I doubt they are "natural".... ya know?? Not when you're 34" around!

Actually - I found this out on Oprah (imagine Whoopi getting measured for a real bra? :D )

The fitting expert says that the number - 34 - is the measurement around the chest below the breasts. The number of inches difference between the chest and the breast measurement determines the letter.

So - 1" difference, A cup; 2", B; 3", C....etc....etc....:eek:

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Originally Posted by Catty1

Actually - I found this out on Oprah (imagine Whoopi getting measured for a real bra? :D )

The fitting expert says that the number - 34 - is the measurement around the chest below the breasts. The number of inches difference between the chest and the breast measurement determines the letter.

So - 1" difference, A cup; 2", B; 3", C....etc....etc....:eek:

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I know this... which is why I was stating what I was stating.

OH, ok...I didn't know that for the longest time, so I thought you meant she was 34" AROUND....

Though the bra does look like it is a major support monster - and the bat was caught in the "pad"....surely this isn't a padded model????

Oh well - it was reported by journalists, so it must be true, right? ;):p:D

I'm trying to figure out why anyone would admit to the story.:eek:

And those things have fangs and claws......why didn't it bite her?

I had to laugh about this and thought that if this happened in Lost Angeles, there would be thousands of pervs looking to pay for her breast reduction.;)

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Originally Posted by RICHARD

And those things have fangs and claws......why didn't it bite her?

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Because it was warm, cozy and in a nice, soft spot?? ;) :p

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Originally Posted by Catty1

to this story has a second photo that confirms that 19-year-old Abbie is not, er, overweight at all....

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her being overweight has nothing to do with her chest size.

I think the whole thing is weird. I would have flipped out.
but it being a baby might explain the whole thing. They don't know any better.