Re: ARE YOU DIED OR ARE LIFE? WE WANT TO FIND OUT BEFORE WE PAY YOU INHERITANCE FUND OF ($9.5M) TO MR. ROBERT KHAN?
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Re: ARE YOU DIED OR ARE LIFE? WE WANT TO FIND OUT BEFORE WE PAY YOU INHERITANCE FUND OF ($9.5M) TO MR. ROBERT KHAN?
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DUH!!! Ya think????
After morning coffee, I AM LIFE!:p
Oh, go ahead, give Mr. Khan all of your personal information - just ya think - you could be $9.5M richer.
Let us know how it works out:D
Yeah, c'mon, it couldn't hoit. After all, I won the lottery last month w/out even entering, remember? ;)
Mary,
Wasn't that the Nigerian Lottery??? I thought I won that!!!:p
Has anyone seen this satirical site? It is a scream! :D
http://www.j-walk.com/other/conf/
3rd Annual Nigerian Email Conference
"Write better emails. Make more moneys." ;)
Y'know, I think I may copy this link and include it in my reply to the next Nigerian email that I get. I never reply but it would be hilarious if they fell for it, wouldn't it?
It might get them wondering....LOL
But be careful - someone might reply with a marriage proposal! :p
Oh I've already gotten them, too. One guy wrote that he saw me in a dream and when he saw my pic, he couldn't believe it. That means that we're destined to be married. Yikes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Catty1
I hope you told him about your very similar NIGHTMARES! :D:p
I Are Life To Be Making (of The) Monies
*snort* Unfortunately, there's one born every minute. P.T. Barnum's saying is just as accurate now as nearly a century ago.
STE - surely you didn't think any of us were SERIOUS? ;)
lol! That's the funniest spam mail I've ever read XD
YOU NOT ANSWER SO YOU MUST BE DIED
Well, I just sent the link to another one who wrote me. This one was really brazen. She even wants my home address and telephone number so that we can "build trust". And she wants me to be her guardian and not expose her to my country to avoid "eyebrow" over her money. I probably shouldn't have done it because the number of emails that I receive has dwindled but I just couldn't resist it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Catty1
Y'know, ever since I sent this link, I've not received any of that type of email. Coinkydinky? I dunno.....
That reminds me........must claim my $10 million :rolleyes:
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ATTN: Beneficiary,
I am sorry for using this means to officially notify you of funds , valuable
packages and baggage in trust for reputable clients that are honest and
trustworthy.
A benefactor whose identity can not be disclosed because of the
non circumvention and Non Disclosure Agreement that was signed with the
said benefactor when the funds were being deposited, made you the
beneficiary of a package containing some amount of money.
The Non Circumvention and Non Disclosure Agreement signed with the benefactor mandates us to fully
divulge and disclose the benefactor\"s identity 18 months after you, the
beneficiary,has received thefunds.The funds totals (Ten Million, United States Dollars) and we confirm thatthese funds are fully free of any liens,or encumbrances and are clean, clear
and non-criminal origin and are available in the form of CASH.You are hereby
advised to reconfirm your Full Contact Information for verification with
information contained in our database in the format stated below.
After verifying the details with the information we have in our database,you
will be contacted to personally claim the funds in the Finance and
Security Firm where its being kept with the Consignment Deposit Information
(CDI317) that will empower you to do so.This Consignment Deposit
Information (CDI317) is what is needed to claim the funds and will only
be sent to you after all your information has been verified and
confirmed to be true.The information should therefore be sent in the manner
stated below so as to ensure that no mistake is made.
Your Full Name: __________________
Your Complete Address (Physical Address with Zip Code)
_________________________
Date of Birth (Day/Month/Year: __________________
Direct Telephone/Mobile Number: ____________________________
Fax Number: ______________________________
_________
Any form of Identification should be scanned and attached back to me.
Complete the above and send back to me as soon as possible.Please contact me ASAP by e-mail : [email protected]
Congratulations in advance. I await your reply soon.
Thank you Yours faithfully.
Thomas Reeds
'Course not. But there are folks (present company excepted) who fall for all sorts of scams. You hear about them every day on the local news.Quote:
Originally Posted by Catty1
On the subject of illiterate emails, someone sent a very illiterate one to my company applying for a job. A coworker printed it out and passed it around. Sad, really.
How funny!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Medusa
Hey Denise... when are you getting your money?
I hope you sent them your bank info too so they can deposit it for you! ;)
This really has me rolling. I'be been hearing so much about spam but never really knew what it was...now I know. I don't get any stuff like that, installed too many spam blockers on my computer since I heard everybody talking about how bad it got. Glad stuff is blocked for sure, who needs that.
Reminds me of Publisher's Clearing House that I keep getting in snail mail and I'm always a big winner IF I only do a few things....lol.
I just garbage the stuff without opening it now.