Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
I think its because dogs think WE have bad breath lol ;)
I refuse to believe that when Belle eats her own poop LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by DJFyrewolf36
He hee, good one!
I have one!
Now that cell phones are so popular, and phone booths are history (even finding a pay phone with that teensy little shelf is almost impossible), where does Clark Kent go to change???
What's a phone booth?
hehe :)
Ever see a young kid try to figure out an old "dial" phone?
So, why is it that we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why are common sense and common courtesy so uncommon?
I do that to Reggie all the time and she does not get mad lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Grace
If you try to fail and suceed, which have you done? :D
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
If a mime screams, can anyone hear them?
:p Cute Thread == Here is one to think of == Why do we call Male Cat Tom & female cat nothing &&& Why do we call female Dog a Bitch & a male dog nothing??
Actually, a female canine is a bitch and a male is a dog - in the world of show dogs, anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by lvpets2002
I often heard male cats called Tom, and females called Tabby, regardless of their markings, or called Kitty.
Another to ponder:
Why are caucasians called white, when they range from pinkish to light brown with everything in between, and people of African descent called "black" when even the darkest-skinned ones are a dark brown, not black - and given all that, why aren't Hispanics, for example, called "tans"?
Do Vegetarians eat Animal Crackers?
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Karen's right actually; an unaltered male cat is a Tom, an unaltered female cat is a Queen, an unaltered female dog is a bitch, and an unaltered male dog is a stud -or- dog. :) We actually had a unit in terminology over the names and terms heheQuote:
Originally Posted by lvpets2002
If a tree falls with no one around, does it still make noise?
Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together??? :confused:
What do you call a PLAN that falls apart?
If you want to stay warm why would you put on a SWEATer?
Why isn't a GANGSTER on his own called a ONESTER?
What happens to the bodies of athlete's when a game goes to SUDDEN DEATH?
Does PENMANSHIP still count if you use a pencil?
IF cat a poops on a clay surface, why don't tennis players play on LITTER?
Why isn't the RECORD industry called the DVD industry?
Isn't an out of work actor just "unemployed" since he's not acting?
Why is it called a KEYBOARD when there isn't a lock in sight?
Why does a SCREEN door let in people you don't want in your house?
Isn't the name subSEAMAN more appropriate than subMARINE?
Why are men called "missing persons"?
What do you call a firework that is a dud? A fireslacker?:rolleyes:
Have you gone to a flea market or farmer's market and looked to purchase either one?
I wasn't looking to purchase a dog or fleas at a flea market but I got Tucker AND a lot of fleas!!!!!Quote:
Have you gone to a flea market or farmer's market and looked to purchase either one?
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Originally Posted by 4 Dog Mother
So, the fleas were free! :confused::eek:
I don't think so - I think that part of the price of Tucker was for all the fleas - what else would have made him worth that amount of money? They were just one of those hidden costs you have to read the fine print to find out about. (LOL)
Why do they call it a Yard Sale or Garage Sale? If I want a yard and garage I'll buy a house.
When stores have a "white sale" you can also buy colored linens on sale too.
Here's a few cute animal ones:
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.