Oh Oh, our liquor license is up for renewal and we have to have a health inspection before we can renew it.
This place will never pass :eek: - yeah Mario - and you think it is funny!!!:rolleyes:
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Oh Oh, our liquor license is up for renewal and we have to have a health inspection before we can renew it.
This place will never pass :eek: - yeah Mario - and you think it is funny!!!:rolleyes:
Bribery usually works with those guys ;)
Well, since I'm tall (**ahem**) I'll remove the "underlings" from the rafters. Here Laurie, this one should fit you....is it yours??? Oh yeah, that's right.....you don't wear one....;) :D **slaps hand over mouth** did I just say that???:eek:
Let me get those cobwebs in the corner of the ceiling before I toddle on off to W-O-R-K. Yuck! Mind if I help myself to a Spanish Coffee for the road?
underlings? - I am not even going to go there.:eek:
Slick, what is that in your hand? Christmas lights??? You have got to be kidding.
Well, probably not a bad idea - if this place has a nice warm glow - maybe the inspector won't notice how dirty this place is.
We sure won't get a California "A" for cleanliness!
Well lookie here... we have Slick, Frick and Frack together again. Ladies, with the "power of three" we can just POOF and wiggle our noses or toeses and this place will be spotless in a wink of the eye ;) ;) Slick, you behave :D *yeah right* :rolleyes:
Exactly who is Frick and who is Frack? Laurie - why are you twirling a baton - and what in God's good name are you wearing?
Slick? Behave? That's never gonna happen!
Cover your kawfees and step aside, Gurlz ...
The Fiur Guys need some room to drag the hose in here ...
Ya mite wanna put the glassware in the sinks ... even set to "FOG" that hose has a bit of pressure -
hate to bust the glasses. We'll use "Class A Foam" --- it's 'sorta' like soap. :p
Later ...
<DRIP> ... <Drip> ... <drip> ...
There we go --- a little towel work, de-streak the mirror - and we're ready for the InSpektor.
Don't mynd the *damp* rug ... it'll dry.
THANKS, Guys!
Swing by later for Supper on the Howze!
:)
Well NOW you've gone and done it Phred... mention Fiur guys and next thing you know Staci and side-kick Zipster are going to be crunching through the door, pushing Slick, Gini and me aside and might slip on the damp floor :eek: :D
p.s. Do we have to eat ON the house :confused: the back patio is very nice this time of year ~
Oh gurls..........did you see them? FIREMEN! Oh Lordy, are they ever cute!
;) Lordy lordy Look who I found on the beach picking up strangers Mario.. :p He thought we said to clean up the beach.. Mario put down the puppy & please get on some shorts.. :D
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Well, I was going to ask Phred if I could hold the hose but gosh darn it, the place was already washed clean before I could blink an eye!!! I hope that little orange kitten found a good hidey hole before the waterworks started.Quote:
Originally Posted by gini
Mario, I saw you teetering in with something when I got here ~ (squinks eyes) What the heck? :eek: You little stinker you :D Mercy fella, where are your manners :rolleyes: Who have you been hangin around with lately? :cool: And, you're tracking in wet sand!!!!
Hey, this place is looking pretty good, considering.............. :D , I'll have a cup of Spanish Coffee as soon as I can see my way to the "cups" through all these soap bubbles.
Boy, when you guys set your mind to cleaning, you don't fool around! :o
What are we going to do with this little pup?
Mario!!! Put your diaper back on!!! We are trying to pass inspection not get an x rating!!! :eek:
Can I sneak a cherry vanilla coke please? I promise not to dribble!!! :D
MOFF, I think there is a dribble glass with your name on it in the back of the cabinet. I'm hungry after all that cleaning. Let's get some comfort food started.
Sounds like a good idea to me~
I made a large pot of "Cabbage Soup, with ground sausage, sauted celery, onions, green peppers , some diced tomatoes and a lot of heavenly seasonings~
Oh yeah Moff, I made some more cornbread too!!!!!
Now, Mario, get dressed for Dinner, or do we need to find a large table napkin :rolleyes: !! We've got an Inspection coming up, no Monkeying around!!!
Yay!!! Cornbread and a dribble glass!!! I'm all set!!! :D
No, Mario, I have no idea how you can stop monkeying around since you do it so naturally!!! You can start by not running around au natual!!! (at least until the inspector leaves) ;)
;) Hey its me Mario - Ok I have things covered now.. So can I bring my friend to the dinner table too.. :D
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Ummm, guys......
One little issue with the inspectors. How in the hexk are we going to explain an Orc with a remote control collar?
We could just show the inspectors the L+F....................and turn out the light on them....
I thought about the L & F too - what the heck are we going to do about that?
You know sometimes, if you are downwind, it can be pretty gross.
Oh well, I think I will just whip up a big batch of slushies and sit and think about what to do.
What, and have the inspektors buzz up the Haz-Mat guys from inside :eek: :eek:
Ah, That's a scarlet letter!Quote:
Originally Posted by gini
I like the blue letters better.
Sorry about your team gini....THAT really sucks.
I'll go into the L&F, The license does have everyone's name on it!.....
Ok brought the rubber gloves and the squeegie! *pitches in and helps*
Oh my Dorothy that soup smellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllsssssssssssss sssssssss so GOOOOD haven't had cabbage soup in years!!!
NO MARIO! you cannot hide that puppy in the L&F :eek: we don't know what is still living in there! *i know it eats licorice though*
Well, I must confess.......
Part of the life forms in the L_F is the inspectors who came out LAST year.......
They caught Orc and I on a bad day......... :eek:
Do you think we could just plaster over the L & F door - and maybe put a picture on the wall - that the inspector's might not even know there was a door there?
Geeze, wouldn't you think they would miss those guys from last year?
Guess not!!:D
Losing is one thing - but losing to Stanford???? Not one of my favorite Saturdays!Quote:
Originally Posted by RICHARD
Oh wait! We don't have to get rid of the cobwebs or Orc. Let's decorate for Halloween! They'll never be able to tell! :D :p
Not to worry about the Orc.....he's more a monster or demon.
No laws broken by keeping one. ;)
I can do drywall.......Someone pick a picture.....
Red is Right... let's carve some punkins and just say "how do you like our Halloween decor" real innocent like :rolleyes: We can casually toss our heads, widen our eyes and "be blond". HEY! I'm allowed to say that... ;)
PLease bring your friend Mario,we have plenty to spare!!! (busy carving a pumpkin)Quote:
Originally Posted by lvpets2002
Smiles everybody, here they come~Straighen up and look decent like:D
Do you think they will buy that those cockroaches are wind-up toys? Little Halloween thingys?:D
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Originally Posted by gini
Oh my dear.
I went to clean out an escrow office the other day.
It was filthy and had tons of ant and roach traps- It stunk of old paint dirt and mustiness. I had never seen so many insect traps in any area at once.
As I was walking out of the building I looked at the dentist office on the first and second floors and then I remembered that insects start off on the ground.
Gini,
Those ain't roaches! :eek:
Wasn't it CSN&Y that sang the verse ... "hide the roaches"..... in an old 70's song? :o *oh, nevermind... different roaches* :rolleyes:
ROFL not saying a word but I did bring some fake webs and streamers..... and a few stacks of hay to hide the worst of the mess :eek:
Ha, ha, ha, Take a look at those inspectors, they're wearing sunglasses!!! (they'e cool dudes :D ) this is going to be easy~ ;)
Mario,Mario,Mario, hush, shhhh, shh, shhh, just keep quiet fella.
We've cleaned and we've cooked and we have twinkley Christmas Lights, carved pumpkins, cob webs, streamers, and bales of hay, ~~~~~ I think we can pass this inspection if we play our cards right ;)
Cards?
LOL, now we get punk'd for gambling! :D
Redd,
How were the Angels? :D
WE PASSED INSPECTION!
It must have been their dark glasses - they didn't see anything!!
Wahoo - we are in business for another year!
whew, that was a close one!! Drinks on the house (or the patio if you are afraid of heights :rolleyes: ).
:D Many Congrats on the Approval = Lets Get This Party Started !!!! Here is the Band & Dancers
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Yipeeeeeee!!! Can I have a cherry vanilla coke now? Mario, you need to give your pup pal a name!!! We can't keep calling him "da new dawg" forever! :D
Great! Let's rock....
Hey, I am putting an airport style scanner in the front door.....We can't be too sure of evil people gaining access to Thursday's. ;)