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I have lots of work lately so I hired an office assistant. Her first task is to take care of filing.
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I am not sure she is up to the task...
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Is she leaving already???
And her backup... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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Worthless!
It is so hard to hire good help here in SoCal!
That's the problem today- you ask them to file and they leave!
But she could also chat with her gfs all the time online- so it may be better than this ;)
LOL Office assistant! I think that ypu should fire him. :)
Filing? No way!
You should ask them to be cute instead! They would be perfect at that :D
Oh Edwina, there's so much work, you just don't know where to start, do you! Fister would be waiting anciously for the paper to come out of the printer.
Eddie, all you need is a good tummy rub, right? :D
What gorgeous assistants! They may not be very helpful, but they sure are CUTIES!
Hmm, I was thinking of taking on someone to help with the filing myself. Perhaps they just need a change of scene. What do you think? I could offer them a temporary contract and see whether it works out.
If those were my assistants, I would be too busy petting, playing with and loving on them to get any work done!
Maybe you should ask them if they prefer housework? ;) :D
Filing may not be for her -- but she's got Paper Weight written all over her! :p
Oh oh that was so cheeky! How can you speak of the Lady Edwina in that manner?Quote:
Originally Posted by kuhio98
;) :p OMG I am still chuckling.. How so cute & sweet..Quote:
Originally Posted by kuhio98
Juke Joint Joseph says that your assistants are just having a Whiskas Temptation Break.
After all you dont run a sweat shop are you?
And we hope that Fancy Feast will be added in thier negotiations.
Shop Steward Juke Joint Joseph!!!
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At least they are not at the keyboard, playing the "nip at your fingers" game while you are trying to type like Samantha does. Ever try to type with a kitty trying to nip at your fingers as you use them? (It means it is time to STOP what you are doing and PLAY WITH ME!)
The file clerk looks like she is on top of things but her back up is just using her own back!!
She probably belongs to a union!
What a hoot!
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Originally Posted by orangemm
Yeah, did you discuss breaks in your work contract? They're both still
on their morning break. :)
You know what? It must be a California thing.
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Perhaps they simply need motivation. Did you try catnip bribes? Fancy Feast promises? Luxury office improvements?
They'd made excellent bookends or door stops..... :p
They must have come from the same agency as the one I hired. He only wanted to notify me when faxes came in; he'd run and watch it, then run to tell me. I didn't need that service but he was cute so I kept him on but I reassigned him. Now he lies under my desk lamp to make sure it's warm enough.
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Hey Eddie! Is Filing in our contract :confused:
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Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
Naw :p
I think she misread your ad. I heard that she thought the job was for someone experienced in shredding (as in sensitive materials). She read it as experienced in shedding. Quite possibly, though, your new assistant might also have some shredding skills as well. Nevertheless she would probably benefit from a pair of spectacles. :)
I have a picket line marching around the place!
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Hope you don't mind me borrowing it Randi!
That's right you guys!!! Stand the line! If you need union representation for unfair labor practices, you let me know! I'll make sure that the kitties and I are on the next plane to Cali to make sure you are fairly represented! :p ;)
Hey Edwina, from the looks of those photos, you are over worked. Come to Vermont and spend time with me, Miley. My buddy brudder Graemer left me here, with all this filing to do. I could use some help.
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I just know you would enjoy the cool evenings here...as well as lots of barns and fields to run around in and hide and find stuff...... I'll send you the plane fare. Eddie won't miss you.
Ever so fondly,
Miley girl :)
What a cute pictorial. Good help IS hard to find these days, isn't it??
That picket line photo.... LOL!! :D
Dear Miley,Quote:
Originally Posted by sasvermont
Good heavens girl! You are still working on that filing???? :eek: :eek: I'll be on the next plane.
Yours in paper,
Edwina
Sallyanne I only want to warn you. Do you know where your credit card is? Lady Edwina is known to travel first class only.
Or like this:
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LOTFL !!!! Oh my, how can a girl work when she gets distracted like this :rolleyes:
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Of course I (and all my friends) prefer a private jet!Quote:
Originally Posted by Barbara
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Edwina
Thats great that they got a Photo of Our Cat Friends going to one of the Pet Angel Parties!!!
They sure look like they are going to have a PURRRY TIME doesnt it?
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Cats in Boxes , Bags and Carriers
I HOPE!!
DeAr FoOkS,
LooK At tHe WorDZ, FiYL anD WuRk.
ThEY R fOr LetTuR WurDz.
NAp aNd EaT onLy hAVe ThrEE.
LuV
EdWuRd D KaTZ
Hi Eddie and Edwina, There are some clearly blatant workplace violations here and I'm glad that your Union has stepped in. Meowmie always says,"Just because I'm at the office they expect me to do work?" The president of your local sent me a copy of your contract to review. Once the review is done, I'll be in touch then we'll see what's next.
Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice limited to Kitty Krimes & Aboose