Thursdays #215: Thursdays Gets Offensive!

Given all the offensensitivity going on around here, I figured we should have an offensive Thursdays.

Menu:

Only foods you can use in a food fight. No escalation (sauces and soft food only,no hard candy, etc) and keep Mario away from the blueberry sauce.


Lady, Not-so little Orange Kitten, Orc, you guys may want to either put on rain coats or just hide behind the bar. The L+F May actually be SAFE this week! :p

For a drink, Hows about some Banana Cream pies?

* 1 part Banana liqueur
* 1 part Creme de Cacao
* 1 part Vodka
* 1 part Half-and-half

Mix with ice then strain.

See what happens when you don't open the bar, Richard?

Oh that's difficult! How about an omelet w/tomatoes and perhaps some tortillas? (In San Francisco tortilla tossing is a sport ;)

Tortillas? How about some refried beans to go with 'em?

AIRBORNE!

All I can say is it's not my fault and I'm not cleaning up what LH starts. :( :D

I have brought some guacamole and a raincoat for my kitten.
If anyone offends me I am prepared to flounce again.
I'll take a banana cream pie please. :D

One Banana Cream Pie!

AIRBORNE!

(Got to love tupperware bar cups) :p

Hmmm, I wonder how well Omelets do as frisbees?

One tomato omelet ON THE WAY!

(And I'm ducking behind the bar)

Don't want to offend anyone but can I just have the vodka???

I suppose.......I just have to find some straight vodka here........I know it's here somewhere.

Anything to go with the fermented potato juice?

Brought the pea salad (which tosses very well and has good splatter pattern) and I will do a vodka too please! :)

I'm not sure how to do a vodka, but I'll serve ya one!

(Hmmm, fermented potato juice is Vodka, I wonder what fermented Clam Juz would be called (Besides stinky))


Pea Salad? Hmmmmmm, wonder how that would do in the mini catapult?

One big glob of mashed potatoes.......

FORE!!!!!

**ducks behind bar**

:D :D

Turns, throws Pea Salad at Slick.

This is MY hiding spot!

:p Banana Cream pie anyone?

LOL told ya the splatter pattern on pea GREAT!

*sips her vodka hiding behind Orc*

Psst....Mario, got the remote for Orc handy?

Hit the "Jump" button while I load the catapult.


FIRE!

OH MAN LH!!!!

looks around for those mashed potatoes! :p

OK, stop.......

Here's a stack of aprons......help yourself.

Laurie, get over here. They're ganging up on me!!! :D

**hurls another glob of mashed potatoes**

**note to self....good thing I didn't wear my BBQ apron today**

SPLATT!!! O.k. Slick, you are in deep voodoo now!

How do you like your linguini? Or should I say "where" do you like your linguini?

Sara, can I borrow some of your whipped cream?

YA MISSED ME....YA MISSED ME!!!What kind of a throw was that Gini?? What's the matter.....not had your shower yet???? :p ;) :D

Come here Lady, let me get that linguini hat off your head!!!

Leans over bar and throws pea salad at LH.......potatoes over toward whoever was trying to hide behind L&F door........ :p


picking peas outta the hair while tying apron on.........

If I were you Slick, I wouldn't put my hand into your purse anytime soon! hee hee...................


Thought I had better wait until I took that shower,
it looks like this is going to be a messy day!

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Originally Posted by slick

OK, stop.......

Here's a stack of aprons......help yourself.

Laurie, get over here. They're ganging up on me!!! :D

**hurls another glob of mashed potatoes**

**note to self....good thing I didn't wear my BBQ apron today**

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Hi all, Lbaker asked me to tell you all Hi, and she's thinking of you as
she slaves away at work here in Indianapolis.I think she flies back home
on Friday. :)

Yeah, a likely story, Laurie. You took one look at what LH started and you headed off to Indiana. Like we are really supposed to believe that. And hiding behind Lizbud's apron...............it doesn't become you!:D

Okay, I have a can of Cheez Wiz and a big black trash bag. I'm just going to slather the Cheez Wiz all over the trash bag as a means of reducing stress. Then fold it in half and jump on it as a means of reducing stress further. (ducks to avoid flying mashed taters and pea salad) Mario, I'll be back later with a mop!

B O O M! Chocolate sauce away! *reloads cannon* Lady bring me that caramel sauce cannon ball, and then bring over the butterscotch one. *hides behind the cannon* :D

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Originally Posted by Lady's Human

I suppose.......I just have to find some straight vodka here........I know it's here somewhere.

Anything to go with the fermented potato juice?

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Just more vodka thanks ;)

OMG! I'm sitting here at my desk trying to control my laughter! :D Did anyone see the food fight on Brothers & Sisters a few weeks back? Sally Field and ..... what's-her-name ..... It was WONDERFUL! Talked about tossed salads! :D

B O O M! Caramel sauce away!

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Originally Posted by slick

O....good thing I didn't wear my BBQ apron today**

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Too bad, slick....cause I'm armed with a squeeze bottle of BBQ sauce! (got a spare bottle in my back pocket, too!) Everything's better with BBQ on it.
Could I have something non-alcoholic? I don't think I should drink when armed...

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Originally Posted by cyber-sibes

Too bad, slick....cause I'm armed with a squeeze bottle of BBQ sauce! (got a spare bottle in my back pocket, too!) Everything's better with BBQ on it.

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CS, I'm still sitting at my desk and the ventilation system seems to have failed ... so now I'm stressed and HOT ... could you squeeze some of that BBQ on the Cheez Wiz I've slathered all over this Hefty bag, and I'll jump on it some more. After that I'll probably still be hot, and I'll definitely need a bath, but I won't be having stress.

Wait, what's this - Mario, are there grapes in that barrel? Awesome! Let's make some wine!

:eek: Oh WoW Just Look At All Of This!! SPLATT thanks alot Mario.. I thought they told you to stay out of the BlueBerry Sauce.. :p Thats It You Guys I Am Bringing Out the Mega Blaster Water Gunn.. :D Get over there Mario you First for the Soak Down.. ;)

*opens door a crack and peeks around the edge... slowly*

:D :p

Cyber-sibes... how can you drink withOUT arms :confused: oh right... straws make good weapons too, a big fat straw loaded up with peas!!! skew spatooeee weeeeeeee!!!! :D :D Have I offended anyone yet?

WOW! What kind of battle zone is this?! I'm ducking peas and it looks like Mario is squashing grapes all over the place! Someone's pretty good with the pea shooter! Could I have a STRONG mug of coffee to wake me up? I had a long day doing my stress test!

:p To Heck with the Coffee David = I will soak you down with my Mega Blaster Water Gunn.. Did I mention its Ice Water.. :D Mario just throw the sqashed grapes ok.. :p

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Originally Posted by Wenisrubber

*opens door a crack and peeks around the edge... slowly*

:D :p

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Gets her with Pea salad!! :D :p

Yes,

THis is what I get.....

A very tough week and I took a day off....much to my brother's chagrin....

I think a nice "mustard napkin" is in order..

Double up on the paper, pour mustard in.....

INCOMING!

Mario,
Want to do the airborne drops?

DONE!

Eeep! :eek: Peas in my hair! *brushes head off*

*finds a chair to hide behind*

Okay, I've got a bowl of beans and a spoon and I'm not afraid to use them! :p

*loads up spoons, flings it in the air, and waits to see where it will land*

hehehe :p :p

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Originally Posted by lvpets2002

:p To Heck with the Coffee David = I will soak you down with my Mega Blaster Water Gunn.. Did I mention its Ice Water.. :D Mario just throw the sqashed grapes ok.. :p

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Hey, that worked better than the coffee! Oh, here's a pea shooter! look out, Mario!

:p WooHoo a Pea Shooter.. Ok Mario shot me the Pea & I will send it further with the Mega Blaster Water Gunn.. :D Mario get over here & stop wiping your face with Richard's Mustard Nampkins.. :o

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Originally Posted by david p

Hey, that worked better than the coffee! Oh, here's a pea shooter! look out, Mario!

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My sides are hurting from laughing so hard. Does anyone have any quarters for the laundry? Just look at my clothes.........mashed potatos...........peas..........whipped cream................and now mustard.

And that Laurie - still hiding out in Indiana with Liz!:D