If You Could Only

If you could only ask your pet one question what would it be?

Boscoe why do you want to get into the basement so bad?
Jake why do you continue to knock over vases?
Bennybunny Do you have any idea how loved you are?
Snowy Why do you continue to pee and poop out of the box?
Ruby As a hamster do you know how much joy you bring?

ooh good question.....

Roscoe: Why do you get so upset when we're not home?

Belle: Why do you like plastic bags so much?

Katie: Why are you so scared of everything?

How I would love to be able to talk to them

Archie: what was your previous home really like?

Tobey: are you okay having Archie here?

Brody: are you happy?

Duncan: what is your favourite treat?

Mimi-- why do you have to be mean to all the other dogs and other animals?

Gracie-- why do you have to jump and chew on everyone?

Chance--Why do you Howl and sing like a wolf ALL THE TIME?

Sandy-- what do you think of the other dogs?

Ace-- why do you always try to bite me?

Deuce-- why do you hop off and make it hard for us to catch you and get scared of us when Aiden lets your cage door open?

Clyde (betta fish)--- what do you think about by yourself all day and are you lonely?

Shiney - If I don't clip your wings will you follow me outside?

Starlight (Betta fish) - Do you want a bigger bowl?

Jade - Not sure what I would ask him lol.

Yoshi - So ... is there anything you want?

lol.

Nut: Why do you Aways boss your sister around?

Egg: Why do you let Nut... Your own SISTER boss you around?

Whisk: How did you get so cute?

Jack: Who loves ya baby?

Millie: Do you feel lucky to have been rescued by us?

Jack: How did you hear Millie's cries because they were so faint and are you happy you have her now?

Millie: What is it with you and the ball you know we love you and you don't have to please us all the time don't you?

Just two of the questions have loads more but funnily enough feel they answer them anyway, like when I give them tea if I give Jack his without sugar he turns his nose up at it but if I give Millie hers with sugar in it she walks away funny little traits but I love them.

I would love to be a Dr. Doolittle though just to have a conversation with them. I would say if they could tell stories they would have great ones....

Wow, that is a cool question!

Bobo: Do you consider me as your soulmate as well?

Kishii: Why don't you like being held?

My Betta Aurora: Do you ever get lonely being by yourself?

Mary & Pippin (Frogs): Is it gross eating Crickets?

;) Yarleigh = how did you get your meowmom talked into weekend kitty walks on your harness??

Misti = why do you set your toys in front of the refrig.. all the time when you know the toy is going to be under the refrig. when you play??

Buttons & Half Pint & Calitt = what is always so interesting to do & snoop thru in the garage??

Autumn = why do you hugg your water bowl = like its going to run off & leave you??

KiKi = why do you sleep with Half Pint & then when the two of wakeup its hissen & like get out of my room now??

Taccoa & Nuggette = are you two sure your not sister mates?? You two are so bonded..

Bree = when are you going to figure out meowmom has no furr on face that you keep licking all the time??

I think I would ask my pets "what can I do to make you happy"?

I would like to think I do everything to make them happy. But they may want or need something I don't give them.

Like, I think Fenway would love a fenced in yard. And I think Cosmo would like a house with lots of stairs. Strange, I know. But that's what I think they would love.

I don't know.. I feel I understand my 3Ms, and know them without the need for words. I can totally tell if they need something, or when they want something.. and when I get them exactly that, I can feel their happiness, and their ways of saying thanks, too. It's almost as if I'm fluent in Dogs' language ;)

But, if I could only ask each one of them a question. It would be:

Mocha: Do you really know how much you're loved?
Missy: Do you really have to play ball 24 hours a day, 7 days a week without stopping for a break?
Muffin: How on earth can you be soooooo cuteeeeee? :)

Zippy-Why do you like to chew plastic bags?
Pumpkin-What was your life like before we meet?
Piglet-Do you miss your cagemate?
Nemo(betta fish) and Ruby(betta fish)-Would you like bigger tanks?
Liberty(betta fish)-Why don't you like bigger tanks?
Coral(betta fish)-Why do you flare like the boys?
Sweet P.-Why do you bite all the time?

Frankie - Why do you runaway at any chance you get?
Riley - How do your hips really feel?
Jasper - You do know that you can't mate with a human right?
Bailey - Are you ok sharing the same room with Jasper?

Snow: Why do you sleep 24/7?
Angel: Why don't you like Duke?
Duke: How come you don't play like anyother dog?

This thread rules! :D

Hehe, good idea for a thread!

Twilight: What IS it that's so important about immediately shredding cardboard tubes as soon as you come across one? ;)

Ebony: Can I have some of whatever you're getting you're energy from?! :p

Nightshade: What techniques can you give me for dealing with annoying siblings? ;)

Tia: Do you have any idea how much I love you, you big fat scruff? :D

Great idea for a thread!!

Daisy: What is it about getting your nails clipped at the groomers that's so bad? If I knew, I could go to plan B.

Delilah: Do you like your life with me better than you did with your first owner?

Neat thread! =D

I'm not really certain what I'd ask everyone, but I do know what I'd ask Larry(one of my ferrets)!
I'd want to ask him why he feels to need to act out infront of company. As soon as he sees a visitor, he tends to forget all of his manors and tries to climb up their legs. <__<

Beenie: Do daddy and I do enough to make you happy?
Frankie: Do daddy and I do enough to make you happy?

This really is a cute idea. I am enjoying reading all of the replies, too. :)
Ginger, what can I do to help you not be so timid and frightened of so many things?

Maya: are you really that tired, or are you just playing lazybones??

Inka: Poor thing, are you sure you didn't hurt your pawsies when you fell off that table??

Zazou: Isn't that gorgeous long fur not to hot for you??

Snoopy: Do you have any idea how cute you are every time you try to hiss at me??

alex do you remember your seizures and do they hurt?
princess peanut why do you love that lamiedoodle above all other toys?
mojo why do you walk on my head and throat at night?
kira why can't you adjust to the other cats being here?
squirty why are you alpha of the cats?
magic why don't you like kira?

Taz, do you feel okay, are you in any pain?

Zoee, do you want a playmate?

Roxy: What happened in your life before you found us?

Lily: Talk to me! (I dont know what I'd ask her, but I bet she'd have a lot to say)

Skye: Why do you hate Gizzie?

Gizzie: Why are you retarded?

Dipstick: Why do you like food so much?

The Bettas: Are you happy?