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Is there any point in breathing?
Certainly not in an overcrowded elevator!!! (yep, this is my floor) :D
Is it true that no snowflake ever falls in the WRONG place?
No, that's just an urban legend.
Why does the wrong game keep moving? (wrong answer remember) :D
I must anwer *WRONG*, I remember the rules :eek:
Because, It's such a boring game (yawn) , it moves around like an ashamed cyberspace worm :D
But, of course, I will contribute to the cause, as usual~ :D
Did Roy Rogers wear Bluejeans?
No, that was actually a tuxedo styled to look like he was wearing blue jeans ...
What are coonskin caps made from?
Terry cloth!!! (hey, I have to be WRONG :D )
How come we need a remote control now to turn the television off? :eek:
Because, if you get close to the television it will eat you!
What are clocks?
Clocks are those wooden shoes made famous by wearers in Scandinavian countries :)
If i get eaten by a flat-screen television, does it gain weight?
No it doesn't gain *weight*, just additional Power !! (they are evil invaders)
Get Away at Once!! :D , I repeat, "Get Away from those Flat Screens" :eek: :D
How can you tell there is a Ghost in your house? (Whooooooo :o )
If there is a ghost in your house, all men in the house will suddenly start leaving the toilet seat DOWN!!!! Whooooooo !!! indeed!!! :eek:
Do lizards really like laying on rocks in the hot sun?
No, but all the deck chairs were occupied!Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
What happens if Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow on Groundhog Day?
He finishes his walk with an umbrella!
Do brown cows give chocolate milk?
Oh, They USED to give brown milk, but of course, now one has to pay for it!!! How ? Now? Brown Cow!!! :D
Everyone suggests eating at Mom's Diner~ I suppose it has something to do with good ol home cooking~ :rolleyes:
So, What's on the Menu there today? :cool:
Spinich and prune juice with a side of liver! Want some?
What are knobby knees?
Knobby Knees are a Physical Ailment ~ experienced right after a visit to Mom's Diner~ followed by a mad dash to the nearest rest room!!
(I can't believe I ate the whoooooole thing)
Tracks from the Floor shows underneath the pine trees, tiny torches made from twigs, handfuls of flakey pieces of paper, discarded seed hulls ~rabbit droppings~~~~~~ :eek:
What else is left ~in plain sight ~after the "Field Mouse Moon Light Super Bowl Party?" :rolleyes:
Tiny little mousie port-o potties!!!
What are mumps?
They're you-nuts of the year~ This Mump is January~
Is is really in bad taste to "type" with your mouth full of candy?
Only if you're typing on someone else's keyboard while you chew.Quote:
Is it really in bad taste to "type" with your mouth full of candy?
If the plural of mouse is mice, is dice the plural of douse?
Yes, except on Wednesday. Then it's dicey.
What do you do with hot dogs?
You give it four little legs and a tail. Wrap it up for Christmas and Wa La! :D A present is done!!!
What does a cat say?
Oh gosh, I have to be wrong!!! :rolleyes:
"Give me that remote control, I said NOW!!!" :cool:
Is it okay to have a Pet Giraffe?
Of course it is, people have them so they can clean the hard to reach spots.
Is it okay to let your white tiger swim in your swimming pool? :)
Yeah, White Tigers create a big splash, and lets face it, they are soo much fun to have at Pool Parties !! Just let the Seals Know ahead of time!!! :cool:
Do people still cram into Volkswagon Beetles? :rolleyes:
No because they are still stuck in there from the 60s. What a mess trying to keep them fed, watered, and changed!!! :eek:
What is pie?
Pie are square. No! Cake are square, pie are round. but I thought pie were square... so answer me this...
Is pie square or round? :p
Neither! Pie are triangle!!! (aren't they? :confused: )
What is the best thing to do with lemons?
Slice them up, very thin, and serve them with French Onion Dip to all of your friends!!!! Yum Yum!!!
What is a Tea Bag?
It's an ill tempered person (old bag) who will drink nothing but tea!!!
What are knot holes in trees for?
You mean the "holes" in tree where owls are said to live? Well, don't buy that story Moff, those holes are where evil elves hang out~ :eek: :D
Can a badger become a family pet? ( Do they get along with giraffes?)
Yes they are great chums with giraffes. But be forewarned: they love to play tag at night and the sound of their feet and the giraffes hoofs will drive you nuts!!! They even sound like a heard of elephants on carpeting!!!
How many nuts are in a peanut shell?
How many nuts are in a peanut shell? Six.
What sound is made by a herd of elephants on carpeting?
What sound is made by a herd of elephants on carpeting? Splash!
Can you feed your pup an all-grain diet?
So long as it's "Cracked Corn" without a Jimmy!!!! :cool:
Why are Baby Goats referred to as KIDS"??? :eek:
Because they can get into just as much mischief!!! Specially two year old goats. They stay in the "terrible twos" much longer than human kids do.
Does the Queen of England like iced tea?
Does the Queen of England like iced tea? Only to throw at Prince Philip when he acts like a cad.
What sound do you hear when a snake swallows a mouse?
woof!!!!:DQuote:
Originally Posted by mike001
what does one say to a doorman???
What does one say to a doorman? "I'll take exits for 400 please, Alex."
If inclement weather = stormy, is there such a thing as clement weather?
Sure is. That's bikini weather for Eskimos!
What do dogs drink?
[QUOTE=momoffuzzyfaces]Sure is. That's bikini weather for Eskimos!
What do dogs drink?[/QUOTE
Toilet Bowl Surprise~ :rolleyes: They'll try any beverage ~ so long as there's a lid on it.
Why do dogs and cats << stretch>> in the morning?
They stretch so they can reach things high on counters and places where they aren't supposed to be able to reach.
How do you make ice cubes?