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Originally posted by emily_the_spoiled
Thou shall not lie down with thy butt in thy human's face.
Thou shall not leap from great heights onto thy human's genital region.
Thou shall not reset thy human's alarm clock by walking on it.
Thou shall not jump onto the toilet seat just as thy human is sitting down.
Thou shall not jump onto thy sleeping human's bladder at 4a.m.
Thou shall not trip thy humans even if they are walking too slow.
Thou shall remember that thou are a carnivore and that houseplants are not meat.
Beck you are soooo cool!!:cool: I wallpapered my computer with you at work as soon as I saw you this morning, and have been waiting all day to get home and say "hi!"