The life of Reilly? Thursday 178!

Since I am now living the "life of that lazy Reilly' guy....


It's straight shots day!


How the heck is everyone today?


No, Mario.....do not fire that cannon again....I got the message you little
pirate you!


P.S. It was never my intention to allow myself to be fired to honor the Talk like a Pirate Day fun...but knowing my penchant to make every Thursday topical and relative, I took one on the chin, for the good of the gang! ;) :rolleyes: :D


I think I am going to sit on the couch with Lady, Possum and Mario and lick my salt, lime and tequila.

I thought it was salt, tequila, then lime? Either way I'll take one of whatever you're having!

After that my day will be going great! For now it's busy number crunching as normal.

RICHARD, I'll have one of those and I'll raise my glass to honor Donna's homecoming on friday!

Richard - You got fired?

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Originally Posted by Karen

Richard - You got fired?

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He told me he was" axed " not to come back. ;)

Liz, BOOO HISS!

Bad punner, bad!

I'll take a shot of TaKillya, richard.

Just don't ask me to Kareoke.

Pass that Tequila this way :D

BTW, who lugged this 12 pounder Napolean in here? :eek:

Ok...tequila shots and I parted ways a bit ago....we agreed to disagree...how about a nice mudslide....Richard still not sure if we're celebrating or drowning our sorrows....

Yes, I was fired!


I am celebrating!


I'll post a thread about it later on! :D

Napolean? :confused:

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Originally Posted by RICHARD

Yes, I was fired! http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/eek.gif http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/frown.gif


I am celebrating! http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/wink.gif

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FIRED! ?? http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/eek.gif

Boy, does THAT SUCK! http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/frown.gif

Thought you got rid of the new, *itchy Boss Lady??

Oh well - THEIR Loss; someone else's Gain.
Don't "celebrate" too long - remember Eddie likes to EAT;
and he'll be expecting a Christmas Gift (or three, or four).

So - have a Double WhatEver on me ...
and take a {{{Hug}}}, too.

Hey - does Cyber Bar Keeping pay well?
You'd be a Natural!!
http://petoftheday.com/i/our_smilies/cool.gif

/s/ Phred

Richard- they fired you? How stupid can they get?
Ok then I need a a shot of whiskey. Even when it is before noon here!

I'm generally not one to bar hop but when I heard the news, I had to stop in. Did someone say you were buying, Richard? If the bar isn't closed at this time of day I think I need a Bloody Mary.

Hey, I like the new "neon" lights you have sported!!!! :D

Remember, they didn't AX you , they missed!!!! :cool:

Ahh, I can't sit up straight even "thinking " about Tequila, (love that song though) or Whiskey :eek:



Give me a small "shot" of something, not too dangerous, like a Hard Lemonade, or a mild Vodka Slushie~~~ and plug in the Kareoke!!!!!

And, what's that decorated coffee can for? Donations or tips? :D (Slips in some $$$$$)

Hang in There, Riley!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Lady's Human

Liz, BOOO HISS!

Bad punner, bad!

I'll take a shot of TaKillya, richard.

Just don't ask me to Kareoke.

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Oh, but LH, you always do your best kareoke after some takillya :p , I was looking forward to a rendition of Margarietaville (sorry about the spelling :( )

I'll have a margarieta if you please Richard.

"Nibblin' on sponge cake,
watchin' the sun bake;
All of those tourists covered with oil.
Strummin' my six string on my front porch swing.
Smell those shrimp--
They're beginnin' to boil.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.

Don't know the reason,
Stayed here all season
With nothing to show but this brand new tatoo.
But it's a real beauty,
A Mexican cutie, how it got here
I haven't a clue.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
Now I think,-- hell it could be my fault.

I blew out my flip flop,
Stepped on a pop top;
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.
But there's booze in the blender,
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on.

Wasted away again in Margaritaville
Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know, it's my own damn fault.
Yes, and some people claim that there's a woman to blame, And I know it's my own damn fault."

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Originally Posted by RICHARD

Yes, I was fired!


I am celebrating!


I'll post a thread about it later on! :D

Napolean? :confused:

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:eek: :eek: I am sorry to read this Richard and will stay tuned for your thread. In the meantime, set aside a bottle of Pinot Grigio for me for later on (after 5:00) although we all know *It's 5:00 Somewhere.* (Thank you very much Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffett for that observation!) ;)

Good morning, everyone! Sorry to hear you got fired, Richard. They must of been crazy to fire you!

It is good to hear Slick is doing better though!

I'll take a coffee with a splash of something, just surprise me.

Hope everyone is feeling great this morning.

Willie :)

12 pounder napolean?

Simple, it's a cannon, silly!


Orc brought it in in honor of your "firing".

Just ignore any phone calls from the museum, okay?

Richard fired!? I'm sorry to hear it. :( How the H#!! did that happen? I hope something even more interesting and inspiring will come up! What are you planning?

Pam, it's almost 5PM here, so I'd love to join you with that bottle of Pinot Griego. A big cheers to Slick's speedy recovery, and everyone else who's having a hard time!

Hey, what a great idea!~ A tip jar for Richard. You are right - he would make a good bartender in real life - Richard, have you thought about that?
You have been practicing making drinks for years here - you would be a natural!

Just don't talk politics or religion and no wise cracking women jokes!! :D :D

Hmm, can I start my day out with a shot? Well, make it a jello shot then.

BOOM





Did someone mention a shot?

It's here, I figured I might at well try it out!

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Originally Posted by Lady's Human

BOOM





Did someone mention a shot?

It's here, I figured I might at well try it out!

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AARRGGG - you got me!

Gini, do you need some cabana boys to help in the recovery?

:D

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Originally Posted by Lady's Human

Gini, do you need some cabana boys to help in the recovery?

:D

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Can I have some cabana boys? LH, stop firing that cannon, you're scaring all the animals, not to mention those of us you didn't warn about firing that thing. Where's the remote I'm going to have Orc bring it back to the museum, before someone comes looking for it and before Mario gets any ideas.

It's ok, orange kitty and Lady, you can come out now I won't let LH fire it anymore.

But Mario was looking so official in wearing his Shako and holding the ramrod!

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Originally Posted by Lady's Human

But Mario was looking so official in wearing his Shako and holding the ramrod!

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:rolleyes: Yeah, and next thing you know he'll be using cherry pits as grape shot and trying to shoot Orc. He tortures Orc enough playing with the remote don't you think?

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Originally Posted by Dorothy39

Ahh, I can't sit up straight even "thinking " about Tequila, (love that song though)

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Tekillya shots all around and a moment of silence for the dude who wrote the song "Tequila" - Heard this morning on the news that he died ....

:eek:

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Originally Posted by RedHedd

Tekillya shots all around and a moment of silence for the dude who wrote the song "Tequila" - Heard this morning on the news that he died ....

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:eek:

Keep that Tequila away from a certain Oregonian, it makes her clothes fall off :p I rather favor Peppermint Schnapps as long as you're pouring. Wait!! It's only 7:30 a.m. :eek: Save it for later kind sir. Let me brew up some strong coffee for my friends that started with the shooters yesterday. Too much of that dreadful work for me so actually glad I waited. Something easy on the tummies you guys? Yogurt, wheat germ and honey will get some energy back. I believe tomorrow is the first day of FALL, so let me lay some mats on the floor in case anyone does ;)

What am I doing in the bar in the morning? I know better - I really do - but I just can't stay away. My friends are here - they are having fun - and making fun of me.

I guess I will stay a while and have some of Laurie's coffee.

Okay, Mario, you can take off the Shako, LOH made me promise not to fire that toy in here again. I guess we'll use it as the mother of all tip jars to go with the giant seement mixer. :(

Guys, there's something special next week!

Mario, got your tux?

now if we can just find one for Orc......

Anyway, I brought a resupply of Bailey's, we have to make sure we have enough for whem Slick gets done flirting with the docs!

I'll take an Irish to go, please, time for work.

Happy Native American Day!

I'll take a snakebite to rinse down the skittles I had on break :)

:eek: :eek:

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Originally Posted by lbaker

Keep that Tequila away from a certain Oregonian, it makes her clothes fall off :p

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Soooooo, care to elaborate on which Oregonian you are talking about? :eek:


How many oregonians do you know anyway?

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Originally Posted by Lady's Human

Guys, there's something special next week!

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I hope that something special our anniversary. And I want pics on the wall of Mario and Orc in a tux. ;)