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Hi everyone!
It's time for another edition of THE BAR...
But something is affecting the men in this thread or the way they walk....
LH,
IT's my turn to be the walking wounded
I stepped into the cat's water dish last week and the pain is getting to the point where it's really huriting now!!
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Gee...I think I'll need a real strong drink this week.....ANY SUGGESTION?
RICHARD, I'm a former member of the walking wounded club! Due to my artifical knee I guess I can still come to the meetings! How about a very strong slushie for me, the boss worked me hard today. Did you notice Mario limping around??
Aww, guys! You poor little sweeties! We seem to have the walking wounded in here this week. Have we had this cocktail before, Richard?
Man O'War
1-1/2 ounces Wild Turkey 101 Bourbon whiskey.
1 ounce orange curaçao.
1/2 ounce sweet vermouth.
1/2 ounce fresh lemon juice.
1 orange slice.
1 lemon slice.
Place the orange and lemon slices in a cocktail shaker and add cracked ice to fill. Add the other ingredients and shake vigorously for at least 10 seconds, until very cold. Add a couple of ice cubes to a cocktail glass, and strain the drink into the glass. Garnish with a cherry and a fresh orange slice.
Please forgive me if we have, but it seems appropriate.
Man O'Wars all round! I'm paying.
Speaking of foot fetishes.. oh, perhaps I shouldn't ~ not with this crowd :rolleyes: Rather Kinky.. by the way, speaking of Kinky.. I'm re-reading one of Kinky Friedmans' books! What a hoot!! If I find a good quote I can repeat (even in the Doghouse :o ) I will ;)
Karen, if you're buying, I'll have a man o' war!
??? Who was??? :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by lbaker
Laurie, come back with that quote right now! I'll give you a Man O'War for it!
Coming up, David! I'll just slide one up the bar for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by david p
Thanks, Karen! Are you a bartender?Quote:
Originally Posted by Killearn Kitties
Well, that Richard has vanished again!!! So what can you do???Quote:
Originally Posted by david p
Help you hand out drinks!Quote:
Originally Posted by Killearn Kitties
did I hear someone handing out drinks?
one man'o'war please.
and whats this about feet? geez - I'm gone one week and all the rules change. :eek:
I went to get a wrap for my foot.
Holy mole does it hurt.
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Here let me pour and serve.
Thanks, kKK for the suggestion.
A Man O'War for you.
No, I don't remember ever pouring one.....
DONE!
David..
As charter member of the Effef up leg/knee;foot club I salute you!
A drink and a salute.
DONE?
LB
Kinky can stay, I'll use his books to elevate my foot!
One MOW?
DONE!
Catland,
You know that everything here changes week to week!
DONE!
I'll take a Man o' War, sounds like it would hit the spot.
Let's see, me+ Richard on the wounded list, David behind the bar, Gimme the remote for Orc and this could be a good week!
(I'll be in the recliner with the black furry footrest! :D )
I went running last night for the first time in a long long while, and strained my knee pretty good. Does that get me a man 'o war? If so might as well make it two to start off the night.
I'll take a screwdriver to night just worked a 12 hour day . We had to reset the electronics department at work. Most of crew schedualed for truck tomoerrow as I wasn't guess who got to do the reset? having a cup of soup and going to bed.
Let's raise our glasses and toast Gini - congrats on 8,000 posts! That's a lot of peeping! :D
A toast to Gini! :) Maybe it should be 8 toasts? ;)
Uh Oh Mario! No, not that kind of toast! Mario's throwing toast! <duck>
I feel like something fruity today :D hmmmm
Actually I could go for some coconut rum with a mix of fruit juices :D
I can motorvate a little......let David sit and I'll pour!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lady's Human
Two MOW's the clicker and a foot rest?
Done!
Cmayer,
You get a drink but you have to tell us one clean joke for a refill, That secures your membership for life...
Get that knee better, this is a bar, not a home for broken down athletes! ;)
One MOW?
DONE!
Corrina,
One screwdriver, one Cup O' soup and a nice pillow!
DONE!
Redd,
How's about a MOW and some butter for the toast? :eek:
DONE!
Karen,
A chai tea for the Mayor?
DONE!
Sparks,
Lets see.....
Hows about a coconut rum fruit juice slushie...Fruit juice, juice....Hawaiian Punch?
DONE!
Here to the Ginster.
8k posts and one of the funniest people I know.
Cheers!
Good idea, RICHARD! I'll just take a man o' war and relax beside LH and congrats to Gini on reaching 8000 posts!!
I heard we have more walking wounded, I brought pillows, some foot braces,Quote:
Originally Posted by RICHARD
ice packs, and an assortment of OTC pain killers.
I'll take one of those MOW's please. Do we have enough recliners to set everyone up comfortably?
I think I really do need a drink today - and I will buy it!
(Richard said that I had to pay, on another thread - so I say to him peep,peep,peep or (cheap,cheap,cheap).
I met a little dog today - a rescue - his name is Monster.........and he has a very crooked tail. Just one of those heartwarming stories - the girl that found him said - no one wants you? no one claims you? Well, come on -
live with me.
I love happy endings that's great. Well munchkin's on the bus the little man has had breakfast and juice, so now to make some coffee and muffins for the bar.
Maybe some of this fruit too. I know I'll make a nice fruit salad.
Geez-o - it's quiet in here tonight! Were you all afraid that I would bring my metallic burgundy bananas???!!!!!!!
I'm almost afraid to ask,Quote:
Originally Posted by Killearn Kitties
What are metallic burgundy bananas? :(
Bananas someone brought into our office today. Honestly the skin was a metallic burgundy shade. Would you like them for the fruit salad? They taste just like normal bananas. Bananas