FROM Argranade in Part 2
There actualy White horse with black stripes but ony when they use there wings to migrate to the moon then eat the cheese on it.
Why do dogs have 4 legs?
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FROM Argranade in Part 2
There actualy White horse with black stripes but ony when they use there wings to migrate to the moon then eat the cheese on it.
Why do dogs have 4 legs?
The better to eat you with, my dear!
When is a door not a door?
When it's closed!
Why do we have clothes?
Because they are fashionable!
What happened to the Wrong Game Part 2?
What are turnups?
The opposite of grownups!
What is aluminum foil for?
For rolling into a ball to play with.
Why do we take showers?
To make us dirty.
Why do we wear shoes?
To keep our hair dry.
What happened to the dinosaurs?
They tooted and blew up into tiny Ice Creams.
Why do people type on computers when they eat old shoes In boxes?
I think you might have the Bird Flu!!! :D :D :D :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Argranade
I'm giggling like a loon!!!!!
Because, after eating old shoes in boxes, typing gives us more miles to the tread!!!!! We become hyper at the keyboard!!!
Why do shoes have tongues?
So they can taste our socks!
Who is dog of the day today?
Freddie Prinz!!!! :D (from Chico and the Man TV show)
Did Fred and Wilma Flintstone seem a lot like Ralph and Alice Cramdon?
No although they are direct descendants!
What color are purple lollipops?
Black.
What are oranges?
Square blocks used to grind down guinea pig teeth.
What constitutes a consttutional?
Oh Gee!!!
Being a rich slave holder , as well as a member of the First Continetial congress!!! Laughing to hard to type here!!!
Did George Washington use toilet paper? (I often wonder) :eek:
He did not as he preferred a bidet made the whole river thing uncomfortable and required the use of the word dingleberry...............................
what flavor tastes like banana?
Don't I know you from somewhere??? :D
The flavor of Banana is the closest mankind has experienced with Monkey Vomit!!!! Kiwi is a close second. I'd say,
Kiwi!!
do lizard burp?
Lizards do burp hence the drinks named SO BE they are types of lizard burp smells..................................
No you have never seen me or know me (ignore the man behind the curtain) or woman for that matter lol
Do dogs dream of other dogs?
Of course not, Jung proved this in his studies!!!! dogs dream in Black and White, or , Septa Tone :eek: they are not aware of their species !!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr.Goodnow
Are dream symbols unique to each individual? Is Sigmond a Fraud?
ohhhhhhhhhhh now now Ms OZ! lol Jung was a fruedian and a fraud as are all of us in pschotherapy work. We unfortunaltley forget that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar (courtesy of Groucho Marx) Now onto other truths as deemed appropo in sepia tones!
what do cats really want from hooooooooooooomans?
Oh , I love that Groucho Marx in you Dr. Goodnow!!!
I must answer wrong, of course, Darn!!!!! Darn!!!! Darn!!!! ( Herman Munster quote) :D
Cats just want hooooooooomans----- to learn how to use a squirt gun effectively. now, I am resorting to acyronyms on Pet Talk, for the first time !!!
ROTFL :D
you were supposed to give a wrong answer! LOL (my cats wish I could actually hit the dogs with the squirt gun............................................... ....
ok what color is an orange tabby?
Green.
What's a pickle?
The best tasting thing In the world and only food that makes you turn green after.
Why does the water sing?
Because it's happy.
What are marshmallows used for?
People throw them up into the sky on a cloudless day!
What is the sun for?
Telling us when to get up.
Why do kangaroo's hop?
They only hop when they're mad.
Why do we have bathing suits?
We have bathing suits so they will not get wet while we swim.
Why are so many people concerned about their weight?
If they get too light they might blow away, if too heavy, they might not be able to walk.
Why do we learn to spell?
Soooo weeee can tellll what cuntry weeee r from!!!
What is a baker's dozen?
A million loaves of bread.
What is a bird?
A bird is a migic creature with a voice that can put you In a deep sleep and the only way you can wake up from it is if a bird poops on your head.
Why does the rain screem as it falls?
You'd screem too if you were dropped from a million miles up and were going to splatter all over the place!!! :D
Do frogs spit?
Only those who hang around with grasshoppers!!!!
Can grasshoppers play a fiddle?
Only at barn raisings!!! :D
Why do roses have thorns?
Oh, how Dorothy39 loves those Kansas people!!!! :D
Roses have thorns so that fairies can hang their undies out to dry!!! :D
Are their really tornadoes in Kansas?
Because thorns make them so soft and beautiful!
Where do you keep your toothbrush?
I keep my toothbrush in the basement where I hide from Kansas tornadoes!
What are sweat socks?