Just bought a plane ticket
Well, Monty pushed me over the edge. I looked at his picture and immediately hopped elsewhere online and bought a plane ticket to England. I am going to catnap this cat and bring him to Alaska, just in time for the Iditarod.
Of course Monty is insane! All good cats are insane! So are all bad cats! Show me one sane cat!
Well, gotta go - there's a jet plane waiting for me in Anchorage and they will serve me food while I fly off to catnap Monty.
Crumpets and tea.
What is a crumpet?
I hope crumpets are good.
I've never had one before.
I have had tea, though.
I drink tea every day.