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:eek: :eek: :eek: Has Corkscrew been framed??? Would his Meowmie DO this deed?
Here is the story: Corkscrew has been accused of chewing flipflops!!
Here is the suspect.
http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/...n/IM001912.jpg
Here is the evidence:
http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/...n/IM001915.jpg
Commentary by a friend:
Can someone get A&P Detectives on this one???:eek:Quote:
I think you chewed up your own shoes and just want us to think it was that precious angel
:D :D :D Deb, your toooo much!!!!:D :D :D
Found Cats say MICE! Cats dont like plastic!!!
Do you think I have too much time on my hands??http://img56.photobucket.com/albums/...irrahbed/1.gifQuote:
Originally posted by catlover4ever
:D :D :D Deb, your toooo much!!!!:D :D :D
Well, A&P Investigations has performed an extensive long-distance investigation and have determined this to be the guilty party:
http://img25.photobucket.com/albums/...nse/dudley.jpg
(They realize that the flip-flops have pinlinke puncture marks, but Dudley once again planted that evidence to point towards a cat.)
That's it!!! Dudley did it!!! I knew it couldn't have possibly been that way too adorable Corkscrew!!! I almost forgot about that duck that framed two other adorable kitties!! Now we know Dudley is on the loose once again!
!!!EVERYONE BEWARE!!! Dudley could show up anywhere at any time!!! He could be at your house right now setting up one of your precious babies!!!http://petoftheday.com/talk/images/our_smilies/eek.gif
Awww.....I feel sorry for poor adorable Dudley! How do we know he did it, where's the evidence?
I think this was a rush to judgement based on his former guilty status. I think a more thorough investigation is called for. I think we need to get Cataholic on the case to ensure that Dudley's rights are not violated.
Or am I being taken in by Dudley's wiley ways? Does he use his cuteness to appeal to softies like me who believe that everyone - even a duck - has the right to make a new start in life.
Oh what a difficult case......:confused:
Is Cataholic a police detective? Atty? PI? Can someone contact her? We MUST keep this fair and balanced;) (like Fox news)Quote:
Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
I think we need to get Cataholic on the case to ensure that Dudley's rights are not violated.
She's a lawyer. What kind of lawyer I don't know, but I know she's a lawyer and will be able to inform us of Dudley's rights, although by the talk on the other thread, he's pretty much a dead duck. Oops, pun intended I guess. ;) :D
Thanks Debbie - I have contacted her via PM and requested a pro bono consult for Corkscrew!!:cool:Quote:
Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
She's a lawyer. What kind of lawyer I don't know, but I know she's a lawyer and will be able to inform us of Dudley's rights, although by the talk on the other thread, he's pretty much a dead duck. Oops, pun intended I guess. ;) :D
attached is the request! legal help is coming!:
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sirrahbed wrote on 04-30-2004 05:55 PM:
http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthr...2283#post692283
http://petoftheday.com/talk/showthr...&threadid=48444
Hi Cataholic,
Tubby & Peanut's Mom tells us that you are a lawyer. We think that Corkscrew on Cat General is being falsely accused of chewing up some flipflops. We have already contacted our local detective agency. Could you please check the threads above and make sure that his rights are not being violated? Thanks!! This consult will have to be pro bono, of course.
Debbie
Even a cat deserves legal advice, right?
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Re: Corkscrew needs legal advice!!
ALL cats deserve legal advice. I will pop on over for a free consultation. Thank you for letting me know of this grave injustice!
Johanna
Dear PT,
Please let this letter serve as my representation of Corkscrew, as it relates to his wrongful charge of Shoe-Stabbing, a minor misdemeanor. It is our intention to plead Not Guilty at the arraignment, set in front of Mayor Karen, later next month.
Please refrain from any direct communication with my client. Any authorizations previously given are hereby revoked. Please direct all further communication to my attention.
Very truly yours,
Cataholic
Attorney for the Defendant, Corkscrew.
We can't talk to Corkscrew ???? Is this a gag order? Oh NO!! What about his Meowmie? Who will represent her??? Maybe she can represent herself??:eek:
I will represent Corkscrew AND Uba...for one low fee of $1.99/hour. This is a bargain! Until Corkscrew has been arraigned in front of Mayor Karen, you and the press stay away from my client! He didn't do anything! He is innocent!!!
How can you represent both of us! I think he is guilty!Quote:
I will represent Corkscrew AND Uba...for one low fee of $1.99/hour.
This looks like a guilty face!
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...49a20000001610
I tried to question him about the flip flops, but he wasn't talking. Maybe Cataholic will get better results.
http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/4...2d7c0000001610