Email Scam

I got this email today.......This one slipped thru the filter, so I decided to be helpful.


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From: Patti will Franklin <[email protected]>
Sent: Wed, Jan 26, 2011 12:35 am
Subject: Hello


My name is Patti Franklin , a widow dying of critical illness. You have been chosen to be the sole beneficiary of USD 1.5m, inherited from my late husband. I need a good spirited person to use these funds properly for Good works and charitable ventures. Please treat this matter with urgency as I will need your complete devotion. Kindly reply for further details.Patti Franklin
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My response?



I was going to contact you and ask you for a loan anyways.

Could you send me your info so I can send you a request for 4,800 dollars until the 1.5 million is mine?

I need the money for rent and cigarettes, I won't lie to you. I also am an alcoholic and have run out of money for booze.

I am going thru withdrawls and could really use a drink.

I know Jesus would want you to help me. Jesus loves little children and drunks.

Oh RICHARD, you are too funny!!!! I get these emails ALL the time!!:mad: They're VERY annoying and go right into the "spam" file.

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Originally Posted by moosmom

Oh RICHARD, you are too funny!!!! I get these emails ALL the time!!:mad: They're VERY annoying and go right into the "spam" file.

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I'll email them back this afternoon asking for money to buy a car.;)

I'll post it.:D

Oh, Richard, by replying, you have just confirmed that your email address is valid to the horde of spammers!

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Originally Posted by Karen

Oh, Richard, by replying, you have just confirmed that your email address is valid to the horde of spammers!

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I never open anything that I do recognize and I do not open attachments.

I get the feeling that they will block my address when I start asking for more stuff. And I do want their info, too!

:D

:) Those kind of spams are always on my work computer.. I just hit delete.. Then shake my head of how stupid they read..

Can't wait to see what kind of reply you get!!!

I have a :love: / Hate relationship with SPAM(mers). Its a pain to deal with for my clients, but it is also a big market for us. Anti-Spam tools are getting better and better all the time.... Our clients have a need (albeit a necessary evil in todays world) to have sufficient anti-spam tools that prevent both normal inbound spam and spammers using their email servers as a relay.

Surf safely folks.... Its one thing to open a spam message.... Its a whole other can of worms when they start using your IP ro relay spam messages to the world.

My follow up....

Hello,

Since you were good enough to tell me about my good fortune, I was wondering if you could help me by
Sending me 50,000 USD so I can buy a four wheel drive truck,

I have seven children -ages 5-14 - that have to walk 12 miles to school and then to work in the afternoons picking cane sugar to make rum.

If you send me the 50,000 dollars USD in cash -I prefer cash only because I cannot afford a bank account to cash checks.- I can purchase that truck to carry them to school and to work.

I also can travel across the valley to purchase my Viagra to satisfy my wife, she demands that I keep her happy.

The truck will make our life happy. But, only if you can send the CASH MONEY, 50,000 USD to me.

Better?

Open a bank account and send me the authorization code, that way you will not have to send the cash money - 50,000 USD by mail.

God bless you for thinking of my and my plight.

You can send me the 4,800 dollars, by the same way, open a bank account and forward me the code.

I will take the money and your good will with it. That way I can show you that I trust you and you can trust me.


Remember, USD ONLY. It says on the monies, IN GOD WE TRUST. I am not god, but you can trust me.

I swear on my children's and wife's life.

God bless you and please send me the info.

Since so much spam is sent out by computer, your replies likely went back to a computer - a spambot.

I doubt you will get a specific reply. But let's see what happens.;)

Oh brother!!!:rolleyes::rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Karen

Oh, Richard, by replying, you have just confirmed that your email address is valid to the horde of spammers!

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I was gonna say the same! Now I know why I keep getting millions of Spam emails in my hotmail account, I replied to a few spam emails.:rolleyes: Now they all go to Junk Emails :p

I get all types of new scam emails, all the time you can say. :p Every new scam email is nearly always in my Junk Mail :p

LOL! Love your sense of humor Richard.

I can't fathom how anyone with even one working brain cell, could fall for any of these scams. Evidently they do tho, as the spam marches on.

I get a kick reading some of them. And no - I don't respond or follow any links. And the ones that ask if I'm dead or alive??? - so tempted to send back and tell them that I'm dead so pass the word to everyone else and stop junking up my mail, even tho Google is good and catches most every one and sends it directly to my spam box and not my in box. Geeze - I have won millions and millions and millions thru on line email drawings, been willed outrageous sums by total strangers, been propositioned to partner with bank officials who have millions in undetectable accounts, asked to help move millions of Sadam's secret hidden money out of the country by our servicemen, pleaded with by orphans and widows and those dying of cancer with no one to leave their millions to - please take my money and use it for the downtrodden and unfortunates - please help me get to "your country" - and most everyone evokes the name of Our Lord God or the like, to help the cause along. Such scumbags - every one of them! :mad:

They all need to pass English 101 too - their composition and use of some words is nothing short of pathetic and laughable at the same time! I got one a few days ago - a very long and drawn out one - in all capital letters and all one rambling sentence. It gave me a headache just looking at the mess, without trying to actually read it!. :eek:

And of course Robert Mueller, head of the FBI must have really taken a liking to me. I get at least one email each day from him, assuring me that these Nigerian officials are on the up-and-up, and it's okay for me to send what money they are asking for to release the mega millions to me. :rolleyes: