Because footballs really want to be eggs and that shape is as close as they can get.
Do birds eat watermelon?
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Because footballs really want to be eggs and that shape is as close as they can get.
Do birds eat watermelon?
Yes Mam, they do~ But what surprises me is, they spit out the seeds :eek:
Why do we call all facial tissue "Kleenix"? Why don't we call them Puffs? :confused:
Gosh, we call them tissues or hankies in my house! What is wrong with the rest of you all? Do you like paying that company royalties when you say that word? :eek: It's like when you sing "Happy Birthday" you are supposed to pay off the person who wrote that song! Now aren't you sorry you asked? :D
How far can a monkey spit watermelon seeds?
clear across the room to the Xerox machine!
Why do we refer to every photocopy machine as a Xerox, even if that's not its brand?
You mean, they're not all Xerox machines? :D
Where do old and rusty shopping carts end up?
At every grocery store in my town!!!
Do pigs tap dance?
First of all~ Thanks for the " giggle attack"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Oh Lordy~~~~Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
My answer? NO
Pigs just HOOF it!! ( no tap shoes required :o ) They were Born to TAP DANCE!!! :cool:
Can a Frog really play a "fiddle"?
Yes, a froggie can play the fiddle and he can "go a courtin' " too! :D
Do snails have feet?
Yes, by Gum, they do have feet!!! I've seen snails that can even :eek:
leave 3 feet behind!!!
When Froggie went a Courtin~ what else was by his side? :o ( you've got to be *wrong*, of course)
His pet snail named Boo!!! Took them a while to get to his girls house though!
Are there really any purple cows?
"I never saw a purple cow,
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you any how,
I'd rather see than be one." :D
Yes~ There are PURPLE COWS!!!
Remember this one?( I know it by heart :p )
Grampa dropped his glasses once, in a pot of dye~
And when he put them on again~ he saw a Purple Sky :D
( so, of course, Gramps saw those Purple Cows too!!! :D ) Yeah, I'm giggling ~~~~~~ You all know me now~~~~ :cool:
The next question on the" Pet Talk" version of The Wrong Game is:
Simple Simon, Little Bo Peep, Wee Willie Winkie, Little Boy Blue, --Now--Who did Mother Goose leave out? :rolleyes:
mary jack!
What is the muse???
A muse is what you are when something tickles you until you giggle. As in "the joke a mused me".
What are balloons filled with?
In my experiences with balloons they are empty inside. When I've popped one, all I've been left with is pieces of broken balloon.
Why do they call it rush hour when everyone is driving so slow?
They hope that by calling it rush hour, people will take the hint and speed up.
What is happy hour?