It would be high kicked to the moon. Wouldn't the moony men be surprised? :eek:
Why are bananas yellow?
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It would be high kicked to the moon. Wouldn't the moony men be surprised? :eek:
Why are bananas yellow?
The yellow ones are the good ones~ but as soon as you bring them home, they go bad~and, they " can " become evil (Just be sure to keep your matches in the freezer, okay) :cool:
Can spiders tap dance?
Absolutely! They just need teeny little tap shoes.
When a penguin goes to a casual dining restaurant, does he feel overdressed?
Naw, they just put on blue jeans and a cowboy hat and blend right in!
Can cats really see ghosts?
According to my Mother-in-law, nope~ They're useless when the spooks show up!!!
Does a bird read the news print that is placed on the bottom of the cage?
Yes, and they really love pooping on some of the articles they read.
What is a mug?
A mug is a footprint ~ It gives away your shoe size~
How long is a standard roll of 35mm film?
How long is a standard roll of 35mm film? It's one photograph shorter than it needs to be :(
What happens to all the stairs when they reach the top of the escalator?
they float away and become the stairway to heaven.
What was your ex boyfriend's most annoying habit?
Dating other girls while we were engaged! Oh, wait - this is supposed to Wrong!!! Well, in that case - nothing he was a saint! :eek: (excuse me while I go barf) :D
Why is snow so cold?
Snow is so cold, so snowmen can wear coats.
Ever see a snowman in a bikini? :cool:
What color should i paint the walls in my office?
Lime green!!! My middle room is that color and it's really cheerful!!!
What are lima beans?
They are the big, round beans, in our favorite chili recipes~ :cool:Quote:
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What color are Lima Beans :rolleyes:
They are neon orange with glow in the dark green spots! Hard to lose those little suckers!!! They can make bathroom time real entertaining!!! :eek:
What do you do with an egg plant?
You feed it to the hens, to help them produce, of course.
Why are some eggs brown?