He owns the farm now and is raising cane!
What is a belly button for?
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He owns the farm now and is raising cane!
What is a belly button for?
To store spare lint for campfire making of course!
Why do dogs have dewclaws?
They use dewclaws to measure how tall grass is. When it reaches their dewclaws, it needs to be mowed!!!
How do they know that no two snowflakes are alike?
when they melt they become one, so naturally, 2 are one, therefor they are alike. Infact, they have identical DNA. :eek:
how much do ice-fishing huts sell for in mexico?
In American dollars~ The exchange is .75 :cool:
It's the shipping and handing that bothers me :eek: I'm not going to order mine now!!!
Does anyone know if there are **Floatable **Ice Fishing Huts? :D
Yes, they are called "rafts".Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Does the Easter bunny have helpers or does he color all those eggs himself?
His chickens are trained to lay them already decorated.
How tall is Santa?
How tall is Santa? 11 feet, 2 inches.
What happens to igloos when they start to melt?
They are served on Thursdays in our bar as Slushies! :eek: :p
How many times can will you check the door when waiting for a package?
Around 400 unless it comes early and puts me out of my misery.
What does it mean if someone sends you roses?
It means they "wrote down the wrong address" :D , and, they'll just have to suffer!!! Cause, The Roses are Mine now!! so there!!! :p
Why did the Queen of Hearts insist on Painting the Roses RED? :rolleyes:
Because red roses are a sign of love. The queen of hearts was so mean that was the only way she would ever get any!!!
What is play doh?
That's what I call running out of Baking Soda, just when You've started making a batch of Cookies~
What is Glass Wax? :confused:
Glass wax is the wax you use on your legs - makes them smooth as glass (never mind the PAIN).
What is spaghetti?
Spagetti is a Great Laundry Booster!!!(Just add a cup to every load and you'll notice a difference, trust me!!!)
What do you think might happen if a Banana Peel was thrown into a line of Chorus Girls?