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12-13-2003, 12:04 PM
trayi52

Hey where am I?? I'm still on the bar, what happened to the keys?? I had them in my hands, and now they are gone.

ewwwwweee, whats this thing on top of me, and why is Grover in the top of the tree, where did jordan go??

emmmmm, I smell coffee, I just want some coffee, don't want anything to eat though. Anybody seen the keys I was holding last night, slick gave them to me, the person who loses everything, I was trying to hold on to them so I would lose them!!!

That coffee tastes good, love my coffee. Yummy!!
12-13-2003, 12:16 PM
wolfsoul

*Rubs eyes* What am I doing under here? I was supposed to leave lastnight, darn! I must have fallen asleep. Oh well. Can somebody get me a cappocino (sp?)?
12-13-2003, 12:51 PM
trayi52

Oh god, somebody give Jordan a cappuccino, she is so loud, and I have this awful headache. I am still waiting for coffee, more coffee. More coffee. *holding head*,

Jordan what did we do last night, I don't remember, I keep getting this picture in my head of standing on the bar singing, did I really do that??? I seem to remember a few other people doing that too. Oh yeah, slick was there too, and Mahayana, and Ann, and 2kittens was there too. Gee, I think we were having fun, though. Oh yeah, I think I remember gini coming in and prying my hand open, something about the keys?

I think we should do that more often, do you think the big guy, Santa will let us do that next week??? Or are we supposed to be nice and not naughty?

Geesh, is Grover not ever going to come down out of the tree?;)
12-13-2003, 01:04 PM
gini

Hi Tray, thought I would stop by to give you the keys. Man, last night you guys were really going at it!! I hope none of you quit your day jobs - you should have heard all of you.

Oh, hey, look!!! There are red stockings hanging all along the bar..........there is one for everyone. See, they have our names on them....

Laurie
Slick
Corinna
Tray
Amoore
Russian Blue
and a whole bunch more

It sure smells a lot better in here today than it did yesterday!
I am off to do some Christmas shopping so I don't want a drink right now.......maybe I will stop by later on.............
12-13-2003, 01:06 PM
wolfsoul

I'm not too sure...Did I drink? I don't usually drink. My head is ACHING. Hey, where's my capp?!
12-13-2003, 01:16 PM
trayi52

Oh, sorry Jordan, I think your cap is on my head, I don't remember how it got there though.

Oh no, gini gave the keys to me again! Why would she give me the keys, she knows I lose everything.:(

Gee, I didn't think our singing was that bad, was it??:confused: I thought we were doing a good job singing!!!

Oh look, we got stockings with our names on them, I am definitely not leaving, they gonna have to drag me outta here kicking and screaming. Beside I like it here.;) :p :D
12-13-2003, 02:18 PM
gini

This poster is now in the bathroom. Maybe Richard put it in there. He must have seen everyone last night.

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you kan tipe reel goood.
12-13-2003, 02:30 PM
trayi52

Oh wow, I seem to remember something about saying "I love you, I love you to Mahayana last night. I thought I was singing too. ;)

Gini, can you please take the keys back? I will lose them, are you tormenting me???;)

Tray:D
12-13-2003, 04:37 PM
wolfsoul

Quote:

Originally posted by gini
[B][color=red]
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking than most people.

But I AM all those!!! :confused:
12-13-2003, 04:59 PM
slick

Ok people, I'm back. Sorry for the long delay, but I ran into the Haz-Mat guys and we.....ahhh.......we......ah went for a drink somewhere........:o :o

Guess it's wayyy to late for the French Toast???

I just love those stockings by the fireplace. Did we do those last night?? Sheesh, I don't remember. Don't worry Tray, you were singing I Love You to Jordan.:D :D

That poster is hilarious and Gini you are right, it's got Richard written all over it.

Ok, the kitchen's open and since Richard and Catland are missing in action, I now declare it Happy Hour. What will it be folks??? Drinks or dinner??
12-13-2003, 05:00 PM
trayi52

Jordan you are so funny and sweet. I love you Jordan. :D

Oops, that wasn't one of the warnings was it? But I do.:)

Tray:)
12-13-2003, 05:02 PM
slick

We all love you Jordan :) :)

Group Hug

Group hug

**sniff**
12-13-2003, 05:08 PM
wolfsoul

I think it's time for us to sing the I Love You song. All together now! :D

I LOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOU!!!!

This time let's do it to the tune of Baby One More Time and give a new meaning to dancing like a retard. *cough*Britney Spears*cough*
12-13-2003, 05:09 PM
trayi52

Slick just give me something very strong, with lots of alcohol, I'm not afraid of those warnings, I am too old to be worried about those.

what nice hugs, wonder where 2k is? Anybody seen her, I miss her. How about Amoore, my little, big sister?

Yeah, we all love you Jordan and slick. *hugs Jordan and slick*

Tray:)
12-13-2003, 05:24 PM
slick

Ok, if there's one thing I can't stand is a sobbing drunk, so I think I'll just stick to some Klam Juice for now.:D :D and I think I'll whip a big bunch of nachos with the works to nibble on until the rest of the crowd gets here.

Jordan, you really do have a beautiful voice. Planning on doing anything with it??

Tray, you and I are the same age so I guess we should be setting a standard here :confused: :confused:
12-13-2003, 05:31 PM
wolfsoul

Quote:

Originally posted by slick

Jordan, you really do have a beautiful voice. Planning on doing anything with it??

Yes! One day I'll be the next...next...Well, I don't really know who I'll be next, but I'll be somebody! I think..
12-13-2003, 05:33 PM
trayi52

Okay, Slick what mean thing do you want to do tonight, so we can sat the standard for us same age puples. lol.:D

I still want something very strong to drink;) :p :D
12-13-2003, 05:34 PM
slick

Quote:

Originally posted by wolfsoul
Yes! One day I'll be the next...next...Well, I don't really know who I'll be next, but I'll be somebody! I think..

Well when the times comes, I'm sure the world will be ready. Get your speech ready.....

I'd like to thank the Academy..........
12-13-2003, 05:36 PM
wolfsoul

Ooh right, my speech.. :D

*Stands on bar* I'd like to thank the academy for...Wait...which academy? What if I thank the wrong one?! Think of the confusion it would cause!
12-13-2003, 05:45 PM
trayi52

Well go ahead, I not at lla confused!! ;)
12-13-2003, 06:05 PM
slick

Quote:

Originally posted by trayi52
Okay, Slick what mean thing do you want to do tonight, so we can sat the standard for us same age puples. lol.:D

I still want something very strong to drink;) :p :D

Gosh Tray, I was searching the net for drink recipes and you wouldn't believe some of the names.....I can't even say them in front of Jordan.....

How about a Wooly Mammoth. That should get your mojo running.

Ingredients:
1 oz. Tequila
1 oz. Archers
1 oz. Malibu Rum
1 oz. Bacardi Rum
1 oz. Lime Cordial
Fill with Lemonade

What mean thing do we want to do??? :confused: I don't think we do anything mean....just playful.
12-13-2003, 06:09 PM
trayi52

Wooly Mammoth sounds great to me, okay then what playful thing should we do tonight?:D

ummmm, that wool mammoth is good.:D
12-13-2003, 06:24 PM
lbaker

HEY! as Albert (my Chinese bartender) would say "YOU CUT OFF" Really guys, we need to leave for now so THE CREW can come in and start setting up for Santa. it's beginning to look like Christmas......
12-13-2003, 06:28 PM
slick

Oh relax Laurie, there's lots of time.

Here's a Wooly Mammoth. Sit down and put your feet up by the fire. Can someone please bring in some more wood???
12-13-2003, 06:33 PM
trayi52

Ohhhh, I don't want to leave, I have no place to go but back home, and well its not a happy place like this one. :(

Tray:D ;)
12-13-2003, 06:37 PM
lbaker

WHAT AM I, THE TIN MAN? Always with the wood Slick ;) .. oil me, oil me....
12-13-2003, 06:45 PM
slick

Quote:

Originally posted by lbaker
WHAT AM I, THE TIN MAN? Always with the wood Slick ;) .. oil me, oil me....

Tin Man???? Have a heart :D :D

Wooly Mammoth DONE!!

It's Ok Tray we don't have to leave just yet. I'm sure we can stay at least until Sunday night. That will give us 3 days to clean up and get ready for Santa.

I sure hope Richard doesn't know we are here.....

Joke time:

Did you hear about the dyslexic Santa that couldn't keep a job because he kept saying OH OH OH!!!
12-13-2003, 06:52 PM
lbaker

Slick is sick
Slick is sick
Nanny nanny boo boo
GOTCHA LAST...hahahahaha
12-13-2003, 07:01 PM
slick

Wow those drinks must be really strong Laurie, your face is getting all red.........almost as bad as the Poinsettias last week :D

Hey everyone, whomever is the last one out must shut off the lights. Last night the bar had some sleepovers and the lights were left on. I'm just afraid when Richard gets the electricity bill he's going to flip.

Now let me see, where did I put that feather boa???

**picks up the coat rack and dances around**

I'm in the mood for love
Simply because you're near me....

Oh come everyone sing. :D
12-13-2003, 09:09 PM
catland

OH MY GOODNESS - (I KNOW, GOODNESS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT) - WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE TO THE PLACE?:eek: :eek:

I saw the light on so I figured I better see what was going on. What's with the scuff marks on the bar? Where's the frog? and why is the really cute haz-mat guy passed out under the table where Slick normally sleeps?

and why is "wasted again in Margarittaville" written in lipstick on the mirror on the ceiling next to the panties in the rafters?

I think I better call 911 and report the vandalizm.
;) :p
12-13-2003, 09:16 PM
trayi52

Wow! I didn't even see that guy laying under there, SLICK did you put him under the table?? Thought you could hide him from us uh? ;)

Oh catland don't call 911, we were just having a good time? At least I think we were.:confused:

I think we were singing just before you came in?
12-13-2003, 09:36 PM
slick

Shhhhhhh, don't wake him up.

I went out for bread and bacon this morning and we "bumped" into each other. He was one of the guys cleaning out the l&f yesteday and we smiled at each other :)

Anyway, when we met today we decided to go for a drink and talk. Well, he followed me back just like a puppy so I felt compelled to make him comfortable.

Don't worry Catland. We'll clean up when we are finished. I've got some polish for bar....Richard will never know

unless someone tells him....

Why don't you sit down and I'll make you a nice Wooly Mammoth.

Where everybody knows your name
And they're awfully glad you came

Oh fiddely dee....I guess I'll just have to sing by myself....
12-14-2003, 06:09 AM
RICHARD

:eek:

what am i gonna do with all of you?
12-14-2003, 08:15 AM
amoore

Richard! Wow where have you been hiding?!

You can tell us funny jokes and get me a Spanish coffee! :D

Did you bring Eddie?:)
12-14-2003, 08:20 AM
lbaker

what are you going to DO with all of us? You're leaving yourself wide open with that one Richard :D Last I saw him, Eddie was doing the Rumba, or was it the Hokey-Pokey? It's hard to tell with Eddie ;)
12-14-2003, 08:25 AM
slick

Quote:

Originally posted by RICHARD
:eek:

what am i gonna do with all of you?

Yeah, I'm staying away from this one. :D :D

Good morning folks. Today is obviously a celebration day and in true Dick's Place fashion the DOTD is a:

BURIED TREASURE

Ingredients:
1 oz. Amaretto
1 oz. Kahlua
6 oz. Orange Juice

I only it's early, but who will join me.
12-14-2003, 08:33 AM
lbaker

I only it's early too and only the lonely...... but let's toast to who just might be toast soon. Buried Treasure... DANG that sounds goooood :cool:
12-14-2003, 08:38 AM
slick

Hi Laurie: Two BT's.

DONE!

Now let's get back to the TV......
12-14-2003, 09:16 AM
mahayana

Could I get some coffee, please?

That Willie really does love me, I think! Of couse, she was saying that to everybody last night!

Think I'll whip up an omelet with mushrooms, tomatoes, and green peppers in it. Is there salsa in the 'frig?
12-14-2003, 09:45 AM
slick

Quote:

Originally posted by mahayana
Could I get some coffee, please?

That Willie really does love me, I think! Of couse, she was saying that to everybody last night!

Think I'll whip up an omelet with mushrooms, tomatoes, and green peppers in it. Is there salsa in the 'frig?

OOOPs, sorry Mahayana: I got caught up watching the news. The kitchen's all yours and you'll find hot or mild salsa in the fridge on the door.

I'll put on a fresh pot of coffee.

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