Printable View
MOM! you worked all weekend! We don't care about money
We don't even have pockets
We are angry
We missed you
We all want to sit on your lap at the same time
Where is your Pet Fur?
Where have you been?
We don't like W-O-R-K
That nasty four letter word
Dad, why the long face?
I only ran over you
when you were sleeping!
:rolleyes:
Mom that's no earthquake
Filou only jumped on you
while you were sleeping!
I escape from Ed
In side of my dreamy brain-
wake up next to him.
:eek:
A real cat quake
is nothing more that one cat
running through the house!
:confused: :rolleyes:
Imagine three or four
Or maybe more
Does the expression "Buffalo Herd"
Score?
20 paws, across the floor.
The Cat Pet Talkers
always view their little ones
as menu items.
Tortellini with
A side order of cat loaf.
"Cat food" for my eyes!!
No daily Pet Talk?
Life with no Pet Talk, is like
a world without air!!
:(
pet talk with eddie
must be a bit better than
no pet talk at all;)
Hey guy, get yourself a 'puter at home;)
Quote:
Originally posted by Barbara
pet talk with eddie
must be a bit better than
no pet talk at all;)
Hey guy, get yourself a 'puter at home;)
Computer at home.
Is too much, after a day
of keyboard at work!
I do have a computer at home!!
:)
A brand new keyboard
And an adaptor, IT WORKS!!!!!
LOOK OUT PETTALKERS!!!
Intelligent cats
like Eddie manage Control
Alt Del with one paw:D
Quote:
Originally posted by Barbara
Intelligent cats
like Eddie manage Control
Alt Del with one paw:D
The bulk of Edster,
manages to cover the
rest of the keyboard!
Cat 'bits' and cat 'bytes'
A wireless mouse, mouse pad
Don't cater to cats!
A binary cat
figures out yes or no
or is on or off
But to his credit
My cat is smarter than your
Dell or IBM
Cells and DNA
Are far better than any
Plastic or metal
I do have a choice
On a cold night to cuddle
with a smart warm cat
A cold plastic pile
Of artificial smarts
has no heart or soul!!!!!
Halogen lighting
warms up my cold cold keyboard
for my napping cat.:rolleyes:
halogen lighting
and my fake rubber wrist rest
let Ed sleep in peace.
:rolleyes:
Pet Talk BBQ
Gathering great pet owners
Goes by WAY too fast.:(
A cat in my lap
Making biscuits on my thigh.
I need a bandage.
:eek:
Winter's cold weather
Curls the spine of my cat-
Tortellini cat?
Tortellini cat-
nose covered by your tail.
Doesn't that tickle?
Sleeping pasta cat
Please don't take up the whole bed
I need beauty sleep!!:rolleyes: :eek: :o
I wake now, Daily
An organic heating pad.
Nestled next to me. ;)
The Cat-olympics
will open soon, the world's best!
gold medals for all? :D
My purrno habit
embarasses my father!
Gorgeous kitty tail! :D
A cat blinks the eyes at you
It's "The Look"
Gold, Amber, Green, Blue
The cat blinks
For once in your life
It's all about you ~
Very Cold Cat Paws
On My Sleepy Exposed Skin
Evil Fun For Cats?
The Cat Fun Primer.
Break All The Expensive Stuff!
Ignore The Cheap Crap.
The Way To Stop Wars?
Sow The Ground With Hairballs-
Soldiers Go Barefoot!
How Does Your Furball
Figure Where You Are Going?
Always Underfoot!
The Smelly Wet Food
Is My Cat's Real Favorite.
Decent Smells, Ignored?
If I Was Not Here
Dad Would Be Writing Haiku
About Those Dumb Dogs!
I Am A Real Muse
Write Good Haiku About Me
Or I Will Scratch You
I Slumber Deeply
I Awake Very Rested
Cat Hair In My Mouth
Chasing The Sunlight
The Warmest Spots On The Floor
A Cat In Motion?
Spilling Your Water
On Freshly Mopped Floor Tiles.
My Feet Are All Wet.
You Climb My Body
Wake Me Up From My Dreaming.
Just To Say "meow"?
Who Knocked This Over?
Not Me! I Have Been Sleeping.
Look For Intruders!
Gravity Works Well
On Those Cats That Are Sleeping.
They Don't Move At All!
A Real Treat For You!
A Can Of Meaty Wet Food-
Stinky Poop For Me!
I have just read this entire thread. Your haikus are fantastic! I was inspired to try it myself. Here is the lame result..
Time for breakfast. Humans
still asleep. Cold nose on skin
Works every time.
a soft cat belly
fingers touch warm kitty fur
new scratch on my wrist. :rolleyes:
ON MY DOWN JACKET
YOU SLEEP, DREAM AND CLEAN YOURSELF.
WHILE I FREEZE TO DEATH.
HOW DO YOU MEASURE
THE SOUL OF A HUGE TIGER
INSIDE A LITTLE CAT?
A fresh tootsie roll
and piles of clumping litter
my work, never done!
Oh dozing white cat.
beautiful and peaceful cat.
Why are you evil? ;)
I know cats don't ask why
I didn't know
cats can cry..
with me
Houdini? My cat
is more Evel Knevil
A cat dare devil! :confused: :eek: :mad:
Cats, the pets that bring
worlds and people together.
too bad they stay home! :(
watching whiskers twitch
little kitty a-snoring
watching kitty dreams
Back Home Safe And Sound
Our Cats Can't Get Enough Love
"please Never Leave Us!"
We Waited Too Long
Where Were You, What Did You See?
Can We Smell Your Bags?
Is That Cat We Smell?
Cats? You Were With Other Cats?
Cheating On Us, Eh?
Now Wait A Second.
What Is That Smell, Some Cat Treats?
All Is Forgiven!
We didn't expect you
Do we really know you guys?
Oh wait a minute!
If I push my head
Right into your face you will
Smell like me again
I lie on your legs
That will teach you not to move
Stay here furrever
These treats are nice things-
It's better to have you here
Now and furrever.
Oh pretty kitty,
why do you make so many poops,
They sure are smelly.
The World Cup (Of Milk)
I represent the U.S.
In milk ring football.
My pitch is the floor.
Under the oven my goal.
My paws my weapons.
I dribble smartly,
Paw to paw across the field
Setting up my shot.
The chair legs defend,
A trash can stands in my way
Be Gone, Defenders!
To the goal I move.
deft paws I am a master!
Watch this shot Pele!
Beckenbauer? LEARN!
Maradona, Ronaldo,
Lalas and Kaka!
Zindane? Les blues?
Bend it like that Beckham chap?
My style is my own...
2 b continued! ;)
Zindane? headbumpies?
You need more technique
You are way too rough
I follow the ring
I check the goal for my shot.
a beautiful goal!
The game just started
My milk ring has disappeared.
Under the oven
The ref is my dad
Too lazy to move the stove
The game is over?
Well give me a treat
Or a sweet world cup of milk
Victory is sweet!!
Being a cat I
Should have a tendancy to
stay out of the snow
But I can't help but
Run out and glomp any stray grass
poking through the white
Sometimes I don't mind
That my paws get wet for my
Pet has towels ready
Teehee!
My purrsonal favorite was actually in the first post
"You're always typing
Well, let's see you ignore me
Sitting on your hands."
Clover did that so many times when I let her sit on my lap secretly at our apartment. She even laid down on them, much to my annoyance and my friend's, who I was chatting with via Yahoo.
white, hot cat is sprawled
On the cool floor tiles napping.
No heat wave down there.
Ed, the coolest cat
takes the temperature in stride.
Exposed fat belly.
Rolled onto his back.
asleep and never sweating
Even in fur coat! :confused:
Cat Haiku writers
Are your children that passive?
I need some cat verse!
Those are Great. I can relate. I love this one
I need a new toy.
Tail of a black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!
I have 2 black dogs with fluffy tails and my cats love to play with them.