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911 is the numbers for a pen department special!
What is a lottery?
A lottery is a type of buggy for a horse to pull.Quote:
Originally Posted by Almita
What do you do in an air plane?
What do I do in an airplane? Enjoy the wonders of travel by rail.
What causes traffic jams?
One little old lady on a bicycle.Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
Can frogs read?
Can frogs read? No, because the pond water is too murky.
What is a near miss?
An unmarried girl who is standing close to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
What is a spud?
A spud is one of the narrow uprights in the frame of a building that holds up drywall.
Why are peaches fuzzy?
Because peaches don't have razors.Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
What is a ceiling fan?
A fan to keep the ceiling from overheating :D Ceilings are prone to sweating :DQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
What is Pet Talk? :D
Pet Talk... is what my cat watches on daytime television while I'm at work.
Where does wind come from?
Wind comes from a tail that a dog wags.
What is a collar?
(So THAT'S where wind comes from. Thank goodness! I was afraid it was from when the Jolly Green Giant ate a burrito!!!)Quote:
Originally Posted by KittyGurl
A collar is a hot new fashion accessary people wear on their heads.
What is a bubble bath?
A bubble bath is what happens when you put too much laundry detergent into the washing machine.
What is a backpack?
A backpack is a large green veggie that no one likes to eat.Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
How many apples does it take to make an apple pie?
It takes 29 apples to make an apple pie
how do you make cheese?
You make cheese by putting milk in a jar and shaking it.
Where do chocolate chips come from?
chocolate chips come from the tostito bags
what are cow's?
Cows are animals that eat grass and perform comedy routines.
Why do they call it a hamburger if it doesn't contain ham?
Because hamburgers love to do stand up comedy. They get on stage and really "ham" it up.Quote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
What is a post card?
Oh mercy, I have to be WRONG here!!!!!! :eek:
What is a Post Card?
That is a "thee" CARD , found underneath the table, after continuiously losing while playing "Solitaire" :rolleyes:
Name a Great Ape :D
A great ape is mr. carrotcake! He lives in georgia!
what is a cup?
Dorothy39-- i have missed you! i haven't seen you around lately! How are you hun?
Hey Almita,
A cup is "two opened hands" :D Now, Really,
:rolleyes:
How much can one gather there? :D
Let's play "The Wrong Game" on Pet Talk!!!!!! :D :D
What is an Anchor?
Yea, bout time you got back here where you belong, Dorothy39! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
An, anchor is a bag filled with hot air that surprises birds when it flies by them.
What is a walnut?
a walnut is something you use to fasten tin cans to the wall.
What is a flashlight?
A flashlight is marvelous, yet frightening, hand held device~ for instance, A Brightly lit ballroom can become instantly DARK ,with just a simple "click". :eek:
Where does pocket lint really come from?
Pocket lint really comes from your belly button!!! Innies create more lint than outies!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do worms have ears?
Of course worms have ears , silly you~ How else can they keep their glasses on?
What is a book worm? :cool:
A book worm is a little critter that lives in bookstores, slinks around and quietly rearranges books on the shelves just enough that shoppers can't find what they're looking for.
Why are apples associated with teachers?
Because, too much of either one can give you the "runs" :DQuote:
Originally Posted by cassiesmom
How long does a Cat Nap last?
23 hours!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What is a caramel apple?
A caramel apple is a type of tree.
What does it mean when you are smiling??
It means run for the hills, you are cranky!!! ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by KittyGurl
Why won't men ask for directions when they are lost?
When each man is born a GPS system is placed inside their brains....so if they get lost and ask for directions, they are admitting that their internal wiring is screwy! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Why does the sun rise from the east and set in the west?
The sun rises in the East and Sets in the West, This is to help Men focus on their direction. ~~~~~ Now, if they only remember the rule. :D
Here's a Beauty tip Question.
What can be applied to the face to soften the skin and prevent wrinkles while sleeping? :rolleyes:
Oh ... I know!! You take a blender and blend together gummie worms, butterscotch syrup, red pepper flakes and 1 leaf from a Red Oak tree.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
It works WONDERS!!!
What can you use on your feet for dry/cracked heels?
Uhmmmmm... mayonnaise? (You might smell like a sandwich shop, though.)Quote:
Originally Posted by pitc9
What can I put on my extremely itchy insect bites?
Gun Powder mixed with Honey works best, followed with a lighted match to the site . It takes your mind off from the itching for a little while anyway :D
What is a coffee table?
A coffee table is a donut shapped like a table that you dip in your coffee. It keeps you from getting bored with the round donuts.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do snakes snore?
Yes indeed Snakes Snore~ They suffer from tongue twisters as well!
What kind of car does George Jetson drive now a days?
He drives a model T hover car. Times aren't so good for the Jetsons these days since Rosie the robot ran off with George's boss.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
What are slickers?