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Okay, I'm looking up the correct spelling of that Island, anyway!!! :D
Surfing dogs do not share surf board, talk about wipe out of the Chihuahua surf board!!!! :eek: that Great Dane had guts, that's all I can say!!!!
Where can I find " Puffa Puffa Rice", from Kellogg's (sweetened -the Island way) ( It's MAUI!!! ;) )
It depends. If you're looking for the cereal, the hardware store has that. If you're talking about that *Puff* rap singer, I hear he's in Vegas! :p :D
What's the best remedy for a stomach ache?
change the station on your radio, rap has been known to cause gas build up !!! :D ( all that puff!!!)
What is writers' block?
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Originally Posted by Dorothy39
LMAO dorthy...you are too much!!! :D :D
anyways... :p
writers block is where a few good writers come together and run arounfd the block..didnt you know??!
How many states does the USA have?
That depends on the next election,!!! :D right now, there are 50 states, but, hey, that can change!!!!! (where is Abe??? :eek: )
What is a can-can dance? Have any Pet Talkers seen one demonstated?
I've seen a can-can dance. It's truely amazing! At night, after everyone is supposed to be asleep, all the cans jump off the shelf and dance around the room. I snuck in and saw it one night! :eek: I will never be the same!!! :eek:
Do ducks like chocolate?
yes because it has bunnies on them
why do we have food channels?
So we will have something to watch besides sports!!!!
What do you do with a camera?
you use it to call your family and friends!
what do you do with a keyboard?
I use mine to hold snacks!!!
Why do kangaroos hop?
cuz the ground is too cold
why are tomatos red?
They are embarrassed; hanging out there on the vine in their altogether like that!!! :o
What ever happened to the Back Street Boys?
I-pod!!!! :rolleyes: :D
Where is Weird Al??? Is he with "Waldo"?( I can't find him!!!)
Yep, last I heard they were lost in the woods looking for Smokey the Bear!!!
What happened to Gomer Pyle?
Who's Pyle Gomer? :rolleyes:
Was the man on the moon really on the moon?
( Pictures of Apollo astronauts erecting a US flag on the Moon show the flag bending and rippling. How can that be? After all, there's no breeze on the Moon.... )
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j3...45fakemoon.jpg
Gomer Pyle said "Shazzam" once too often, and in later years, he thought he was a dog .
Oh, and Greyhound girl, That moon photo was fixed, it was really staged in an open root cellar!!!(Gomer Pyle was a character on the Andy Griffith Show. His real name was Jim Nabors. His character created a spin off from that show titled:Gomer Plye U.S.M.C.) ;)
How far can a flying squirrel really fly (Rocky :rolleyes: )
6 feet, straight down!!! :eek:
Do slugs have teeth?
only those that receive their regular check-ups!!!!
How far is a stone throw?(She saw the squirrel land just a stones' throw away) :eek:
It depends on which way the wind is blowing. If you throw a stone with the wind it will go farther. If you through one against the wind, it may land on your head.
Do birds ever shake their booties?
I've seen several "pool side" parties out at the bird bathe!!!! " Mama, shake that thing," said Rockin Robin!!! :eek: They leave behind such a mess too!!!
How often do most birds hold family reunions?
Only one a year but it lasts all summer long!!!
Do worms have toes?
Only when they've illegally parked their cars....
*tows* okay nevermind. :rolleyes: :D
Are you practicing your healthy ergonomics as you read this?
*tows* hee hee :D
Yep, I'm eating a big old chocolate bar!!! All those antioxidents are good for you!
Is cake really fattening? :eek:
No, it is at the top of the food pryamid!!! All that energy, why let it just sit on a plate? As for fattening, it never put an ounce on my rump!!!!!!!!
Do mice really celebrate Christmas?
Sure! They love it!!! They get all sorts of goodies from sloppy humans (Santa) dropping cooking crumbs all over the place!!!
Can monkeys roller skate?
Of course, they just need a lot of shoes, for their 11 feet. ( you don't see it often because they claim it's very hard to find odd-numbers of rollar blades. :rolleyes: )
When you look st the sun, why does it appear yellow?
Because it's really a big bright emoticon smiley. :)
You didn't know that? teehee
Why do I suddenly like music from the 50s?
Because, you played the Wrong Game, on Pet Talk!!!! ;)
Did Buddy Holly really die?
Not yet. He and Elvis are running a Holiday Inn, in Reno.
:D :D
How many movies are in the average video/DVD collection?
18 million, 400,000 and 2 and a half!!!
Do elephants burp?
Yes, and loudly!!!! The jungle gets pretty noisy during Tarzans all night parties!!!!!
Which PT member is the worst at forgetting questions?
hint: Zoey *chuckle* :D :D :D
:D :D :D This is so funny, I just remembered that I didn't ask a question on the wrong game, had to get back on line before I was caught in the act!!!!!! :D :D YOU CAUGHT ME!!!!!!!!!! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Ah, answer to that question would be---------Glinda the Good Witch!!!(Billie Burke was a fluff head) :D
What ever happened to "Post Crispy Critters? :eek:
Ha ha! I do it too, Dorothy!! ;) I givin' you a hard time. :cool: :D :)
Post Crispy Critters?
Well, I think they were eaten by some anteaters.
We tried to tell them the critters were not ants. But they wouldn't listen, and they gobbled them away. :( I think a couple escaped though.
Knowing what an important nutritional staple chocolate is, what symptoms can occur in a chocolate-free diet? :D
:eek: A CHOCOLATE FREE DIET? I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE SUCH A THING!!!
BUT: I've heard that you get so skinny a good tail wind will blow you to Texas! no matter where you live!!!
Why can't you roller skate in a buffalo heard?
It makes the skate key "sticky", thus, when it is someone else's turn, they fume!!! as they dig through the dung!!!!! You must remember to let go of their tails just at the right time too!!! :eek:
and, yes, I did remember to ask a question!!! :eek: :D (almost hit submit again!!!)
Where do buffalo, (those with wings) fly to? (I;ve got a bad case of the "giggles") :rolleyes:
Chicago, to beat up on the Bulls. :p
Why do birds have wings?
It saves time-money---and no screening at airports to contend with!!! :eek:
Why does a frog need wings? :D (here comes those giggles again!!!) :eek: :D
So he can stop being jealous of birds he sees flying overhead!
ZOOOM! There goes another flying frog!!! and people thought bird POOP on their head was bad!!! :eek:
How many burps are in a can of pop?
Only one, commonly known as , "The Fizz Burp"--(it makes your eyes water too)
What kind of rooster is "Foghorn Leghorn?"( Remember the "Widow Hen?") :D