Jonza - how hysterical! :D :D :D :D :D
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Jonza - how hysterical! :D :D :D :D :D
Really now :pQuote:
Q: Could you see him from where you were standing?
A: I could see his head.
Q: And where was his head?
A: Just above his shoulders.
How do wolves keep their dewclaws from growing too long?
Obviously they walk/run enough to keep their regular nails short, but what about the dewclaws?
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Originally posted by Fuzzy317
I am in the IS department at work. We get this question not often, but its funny each time. :D
ROFL - I work in IS as well and I get that all the time.
Another one I have gotten: Hello Vick, my monitor just went all black. So I drop what I'm going and go down to check out the situation. I find that the power cord is loose going into the back of the CPU. So I tell the user what the problem is and the reply I get is "Oh, I was playing around with that. I didn't know it needed to be plugged in!"
or....
Hello Vick, I just signed on to my computer and I have a message that my password has expired and that I have to change it. Do I have to do that right now????????
DUH......
Why is Nicole Kidman on the cover of every magazine on the rack? Well, OK, maybe not Fisherman Monthly or The Knitting Enthusiast ;) but really, I don't get it.
okay i always wondered:
Why do people compare life to death?
why not birth to death because truly death is oppisite of birth.. so if someone compares life to death i think there is no point.. Life are many points and birth is one important point as well as death.. so i dont think people should compare life to death cuz truly there not oppisite.;)
My mom works in IS and she says some people can eb so ditsy, not having the slightest idea about the fact that the computer needs electirity to run. Once they shut down the plant and turned off all computers and mechinery and someone called her askign why there computer didn't wokr, I mean it wouldn't even turn on! LOL,Quote:
Originally posted by slick
ROFL - I work in IS as well and I get that all the time.
Ash
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Originally posted by CamCamPup33
okay i always wondered:
Why do people compare life to death?
it's hard to get people to listen to you when your dead??;)
Nelly is always on the cover of any magazine i get :PQuote:
Originally posted by Miss Meow
Why is Nicole Kidman on the cover of every magazine on the rack? Well, OK, maybe not Fisherman Monthly or The Knitting Enthusiast ;) but really, I don't get it.
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Originally posted by micki76
A one, a two, three, CCCRUNCH!!! The world may never know...
No I actually did this in highschool, as well as counted all the dots on the ceiling...:o I counted 2,017 licks to get to the center, than I just munched away. Tells you how much time I had on my hands :rolleyes:
Okay now was that licks with just sticking your touqne out and putting the sucker on your mouth or putting the tootsie roll pop in your mouth and then pulling it out?Quote:
Originally posted by luckies4me
No I actually did this in highschool, as well as counted all the dots on the ceiling...:o I counted 2,017 licks to get to the center, than I just munched away. Tells you how much time I had on my hands :rolleyes:
Ah, but how many dots were there on the ceiling? :DQuote:
Originally posted by luckies4me
No I actually did this in highschool, as well as counted all the dots on the ceiling...:o I counted 2,017 licks to get to the center, than I just munched away. Tells you how much time I had on my hands :rolleyes:
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it's hard to get people to listen to you when your dead??
LOL..
a question.
in england, how are the controls of an auto set up?
i have rode on a Triumph motorcycle and if you don't pay attention you step on the brake instead of the shift lever.
that wakes you up quickly.
i am curious, i know you shift a manual tranny with your left hand but how are the foot pedals layed out??
thank you!
OK, here's my dumb question: How come everytime you go into a fast food joint and there isn't any line, they IMMEDIATELY ask you what you would like to order?? Geez I haven't even had a chance to look at the menu yet!!! :rolleyes: