A turkey baster is someone who says mean things about turkeys!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do dandelions roar?
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A turkey baster is someone who says mean things about turkeys!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Do dandelions roar?
Of course! When they roar they are telling everybody how pretty they are :D
Why don't people like to sit on the floor?
People feek safer while sitting on the floor , it beats falling off from the couch, or , falling out of a rocking chair.
Do we "really" learn from our mistakes? :rolleyes:
Goodness Dorothy39, I need get my magnifying glass out to see this.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
*squints*
We never learn from our mistakes because we never make any. You are getting us confused with space aliens. They make tons!!!
What is a paper cut?
I guess I need to check my spelling before hitting "reply"~ (feek??) :D
A "paper Cut" is a new catch phrase~ Instead of reading the Newspaper, one simply locates and reads the local Ads that are placed within the fold~ It's a cut above the rest :D
Can space aliens pick up internet forum frequencies from Earth on their interstellar satillites? :eek:
Yes, space aliens not only pick up internet frequencies, they post on message boards. Where do you think feek came from? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Speaking of Space aliens; Are martians really green?
Are Martians really GREEN? :eek: We're talking about the inhabitants of the planet Mars , right? :eek:
Okay , this is "The Wrong Game"~ Phew~ :cool: ( for a moment I thought I might leak out some intelligent information )
No, Martians are not green , as far as color is concerned.
A real Martian does not value our "Color Wheel"" at all :eek:
In my opiniion, I think they are all YELLOW!!! :cool:
Can an alien register on this forum? :eek: ( this is becoming frightful)
(I'm assuming you mean space aliens?) Of course they can! I don't think nationality or world membership is even requested!!! I'm sure I've met several of them. They sometimes go by the name trolls too!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Does the wolf still bother the 3 little pigs?
Does the wolf still bother the 3 little pigs?
Yes and No~
No: Mr. Wolf has run out of "plans", since huffing and puffing wear him out, and there's a fire at the other end of their chimney!! :rolleyes:
Yes: He has since filed a lawsuit against them for suffering personnal injuries!!
Does a Groundhog have four legs ?
No, Grounhogs have eight legs. You should see the little critters line dance!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dorothy39
Why do skunks stink?
Because, Skunks can't "smell" each other, sooooo, their attention to daily hygiene isn't a priority!!
What is a Black Hole? :eek:
A black hole is the space in my brain where my memory used to be!
Does a space alien's interstellar satellite pick up info-mercials from late night cable TV?
Indeed they do!!! ( poor things, no Visa~~~~ and the product was right there on their screen , for just 14.99) :D
Have Aliens recieved signals from "The Late Show" yet?( Starring, Johnny Carson)
Of course! They had it since...well...2 years ago ;) Now, they have a copy of it called "The Late Show Show!"
Do Aliens actually fly in UFOs? :confused:
No they do not!!! They are still trying to figure out what our radio waves are all about ( Abbott and Costello~ Whose on First :p ) They"re way behind us folks!!
When an "Alien" does receive a driver's permit, how far do they venture?