Simple Simon was a guy named Simon, who was simple. ;)
What came first:
The chicken, or the egg?
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Simple Simon was a guy named Simon, who was simple. ;)
What came first:
The chicken, or the egg?
The rooster who thought the whole thing was his idea.
How big are elephants?
They aren't big; they are only the size of one atom!
What is a mouse?
a bird
what is a pet?
It is the thing that holds the antenna on the car.
What is dog shampoo used for?
When they're out of "real" poo. :rolleyes:
Why are chinese crested hairless?
The Chinese Crested are hairless because they shave their own fur every 2 days.
Why do I like raisin bran so much? :p
You don't! You're just messing with our minds!
What is the biggest dog?
The Chihuaha (sp?)
What is the color of dirt?
blue
Which side of an egg is the right side? ;)
The shell! ;)
Does a puppy turn into a dog or does a dog turn into a puppy?
They both turn into cats!!!
How high is UP?
It's so high it goes down!!
How many of me does it take to change a lightbulb? :p
Two! ;)
How many drops of water does it take to make a mud puddle?
133,472 molecules
which mud pies are the tastiest?