Well, he left a hankie he used to wipe crumbs off his mouth on the emply cookie plate. Does that count? :eek:
What size boots does Santa wear?
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Well, he left a hankie he used to wipe crumbs off his mouth on the emply cookie plate. Does that count? :eek:
What size boots does Santa wear?
Yes, a Hanky counts :D ( My Father almost caught Santa one year, wish I saved that piece of his Suit :cool: )
When he does wear Boots, they're a childrens' size 3~ But, I've heard a song titled "Barefoot Santa Claus" (walkin on the roof, without his boots) :eek:
So, your guess is as good as mine~
Who is in charge of cleaning up the Santa Claus suit, the sleigh , and tending to all of the harnesses~bells and the ol whip?
the easter bunny is.
what is an ipod?
An ipod is what space aliens use to contact people on earth.
What is New Year's Eve?
It's a day where you get candy and eggs are everywhere!
What is water?
Water? It's all about Tradition almita~( whispers secret)
What is Water? It's loose fragments of paper, tiny pieces no bigger than an atom.
I'm saving buckets of it this year, to throw onto my New Year Eve Guests at the stroke of Midnight!!!! ( 4 gallons so far :p )
Where is Father Time today?
Dorothy remind me not to visit you this New Year's eve!!! ;)
Father time has gone fishing with the Easter bunny!!!
Does the Easter bunny wear clothes?
yep he sure does.
i never knew that was water! (heard whisper)
what is a jacket?
Oh Lordy, You guys have just given me the giggles~ :D
( wait awhile--I'll catch my breath--- oh geez, another wave hits---- :D -------Oh Lordy-------- :D :D :D --
PHEW!!
What is a Jacket?
It's a very, very , very small coat. Chris Farley offered a great visual for the term "jacket"--- :p (Fat guy in a **Little Coat***) :D
What is a soda Jerk?
It's a jerk who steals your baking soda at Christmas cookie baking time!!!
What a cad!!!
What is cable tv?
cable tv is a toy that has the letters "t" and "v"
what is a microchip?
a microchip is the smallest, wow, so tiny ---looks like a dot on the countertop- spec of chocolate~ Get with it when you spy a microchip!!! Most sitings are RARE!!! Lick your index finger and grab the tiny little chip !!!!
How old is Toto now? (you know of him, Dorothy's little Terrier)
67? (How old would that make Toto in human years?)
Can I buy a vowel?
No, you can only rent them.
Do skunks smile?
Shunks *snear* ;) I doubt they know how to smile~
How long does it actually take for a Snail to cross the road? (why bother, huh)