Play the Wrong Game Part 3

What constitutes a constitutional? - A car, uncomfortable shoes or the lack of a path...

Do reindeer really know how to fly?

Yep, one thing most people don't know is santa can fly also. Who did you think taught the deer???

Who taught Santa?

Tinkerbell taught Santa how to fly and gave him a lifetime of fairy dust to use on the reindeer.

Does the Easter bunny fly?

Yeah, he uses his ears...

Why do we have computer mice?

Because, our left hand has other tasks to accomplish~ :cool:

Why do some people have a dominate left hand? :eek:

To keep the world from falling into a rut of boredom.

Do birds brush their teeth?

Yes, Every single morning and right before roosting at night~


Do they wear festive scarves this time of year?

Yes, they wear them all winter long to keep their little necks warm.

What do you do with a kumquat?

I paint a little "Happy" face on it, till it looks sorta like Mae West~ :cool:

Other times, I buy a few kumquats for "Still Life Painting Models" :D

(they're fascinating to watch :o )

Angel Hair, silver Christmas Trees, gigantic tree lights and Bubble lights, Kraft Christmas Specials, Dessert Flower Cologne, portable transister radios, What else has disappeared from the Christmas Wishes? :rolleyes:

( this is a tough one, I know~ :D ) It's the Pet Talk version of "The Wrong Game~" :D

8 track tape players!!!

Is it true that no two snowflakes are alike? How do they know?

It's all in the genes, that new DNA technology~ :eek: and, It's true!!!! :cool:

What happened to Ol Man Potter, the creep from the movie,"It's a Wonderful Life?"

He became a Vegas Showgirl!!!

Do llamas really spit?

Yes, but only when they are playing baseball.


How many spec are there in a *dash * of pepper?

There are 800,521,482,579 but only on week days.

What does Santa do for fun?

For *fun*, Santa travels to distant galaxies , when he's all done in ours!!! :eek:


Has Santa ever left any personal items behind~?(sets it down to gorge on cookies)