A game where guitars pick their favorite person in a crowd
What is a keyboard?
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A game where guitars pick their favorite person in a crowd
What is a keyboard?
It is a board filled with keys.
what is pet talk?
pet talk is the colour you get when you mix purple with brown.
how old is santa claus?
He says to tell you that it's rude of you to ask, and that you'll be on his naughty list this year.
How does E-Mail work?
e-mail works like a turtle. slow and steady.
How many pages are in the Bible?
2 pages in the bible
What is a dog?
a dog is a 5-legged swamp creature that brings you money on your birthday.
How do you play basketball?
you hit the ball with a basket
what is painless?
Painless is when you find the object you want at both K-Mart and Wal-Mart, but the one you saw at K-Mart costs more, so you buy it at Wal-Mart instead.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Originally Posted by Dorothy39
The kids do around here ... there is a kick-___ sledding hill about a 15-minute drive from my house ... Ivory works pretty well ... otherwise the runners don't slide well the first time they take the sled down the hill.
The chicken crossed the road to get to the party that was going on across the street.
What is Santa's favorite cookie?
Stale Gingersnap Cookies~ He can't get enough of them~I bought a stash of them on sale this Spring!! :cool:
Does Santa still rely on Helicopter Transit when there is no snow on the ground? :eek:
No he uses a cow when there is no snow
what is a piano useful for?
To brush your teeth.
What is the hokey pokey?
its a pokey hockey stick.
what is scotch tape?