Printable View
Clarity: The verb to do laundry.
Mom: Will you hurry up and do the clarity?!?!
Kid: Do the clarity yourself, you lazy bum!
Mom: you're grounded.
Kid: well, that sucks.
Mom: life's cruel, why should the after life be any different. (sorry, I'm a crazy pirate fan :p )
How do we tell different colours?
Quote:
Originally Posted by kittycats_delight
A smilie is a carrot
What is a ring?
a ring is something you use to tow a car
what does don't have a cow mean?
don't buy a cow at the circus
what does a cat do?
why a cat drives a car of course
where does milk come from?
It comes from the microwave.
How do you wash a car?
you take some mud and throw it on the windshield and turn on the wipers
why are wheels round?
Because square ones make the ride too bumpy.
What is the Pet of the Day?
It's a where you buy a Pet everyday.
What is a printer used for?
They make dandy Bread Boxes!!!
Short Bread Cookies, sliced Ham, cheese slices, pretzels dipped in chocolate....What else can we put on a Plate for Santa Claus? :rolleyes:
Alkaseltzer and Rolaids???
What does Santa get for Christmas?
(You're like a ringing Bell ~Moff~ :D )
What does Santa Get for Christmas?
This year, he gets a Cell Phone, at last. ( I could be Wrong, of course)
Does Santa Claus ever leave the "Wrong" gift :eek: at the "Wrong "House?
Yes once he gave my neighbor's dog a squeaky mouse toy.
What is water?
Water is that brown stuff plants grow in.
Do elves like to dance?
Yep their favorite dance is the tango.
What is a guitar pick?