Because their necks are bent~
Does Snow White eat fast food now?
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Because their necks are bent~
Does Snow White eat fast food now?
Yes, and she looks like she ate all 7 of the drawfs!!!
What is a pimple?
It's a beauty mark~ sort of like Miss Kitty's , from the Television show Gun Smoke :cool:
Matt Dillon was drawn to it, of course. :D
What does Santa Claus eat for Breakfast?
He eats jingle berry crunch cereal with reindeer milk.
What is a muffin?
Moff, You are way too much in ~ the way of happiness~ says Dorothy~Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
What is a Muffin?
Oh , I do remember now~ a "Muffin"
It is a small stone in your shoe or your boot :D
Hurts like the Dickens !!! ( I had to stop and think about Muffins :rolleyes: )Its been a long time :D
Can we still buy "Jiffy Pop" Popcorn?
Yes, but no one can remember how to pop it on a stove. They all use microwave popcorn now.
What do you do with limes?
I draw faces on them with "markers", then I put on a "Lime Show"~~~
That is the only time I truely feel that I'm in the Lime Light!!! :D
Do kids still "soap up" their sled runners? :o
Lots of kids don't know what soap is any more not to mention sled runners!!! :eek:
What is a bearded dragon?
Please excuse me while I choke on my beverage~ :D (cleans off screen with paper toweling)----Quote:
Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces
and now folks, back to the "Pet Talk Version" of "The Wrong Game"
"What is a bearded dragon," asks Moff~
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(Johnny Carson thinks it is)
A very old "Disney" Cartoon Character , singing on the Street Corner, Holding a Tin Cup.
Do fire flies get paid for lighting up Christmas Trees?
No that's their Christmas gift to the tree owners. The fire flies don't have a lot of money so they give of themselves.
(why are you spitting at your computer? :eek: )
Does Santa wear red undies?
But, a Wink of his eye and a twist of his head, soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread~
They're not red~Mrs Claus uses Clorox Bleache~
Does He still smoke that Pipe?
SANTA SMOKES????? I don't remember that!!! I'm aghast!!! I'm flabbergasted!!! I'm shocked!!!! Surely the people in charge of being politically correct have made him stop by now, IF he ever did such a thing!!! :eek:
How many elves work in Santa's workshop?
Oh, I've Got to be Wrong in answering this question~
So, let's answer it *wrong* ;)
Only ten elves left, Even Santa is Down sizing :rolleyes:
What does Mrs. Claus do on Christmas Eve?
First she gets out the Rolaids and Pepto Bismol to give to Santa when he gets home with a tummy ache from all those cookies and milk.
Then she starts packing!!! She makes him take her to some tropical resort for a long spell of r&r. :D
Just how tall are elves anyway?
Elves are taller then Pixies :rolleyes:----, yet shorter than Brownies~
(scratched head , making sure the answer is wrong)
Most of them are just under 5 foot .
How many elves go along with Santa on his sleigh full of toys?